How the FUCK do I stop being so horny all the time

Worst is in the mornings. There's like an 80% chance I'm going to find myself jerking off before I get out of bed. I hate it.

become older

become depressed

be hungry

all those things kill my sex drive

you develop untill 25 or so, not physicially obviously but your brain does

i mean physically tiny stuff like the ossification of your collarbone and such

its rough.
im
and if i hug my gf for more than a few seconds my dick is getting hard.
If we kiss with any tongue, its hard.
if she rests a hand on my leg it moves a little.
At least im not a limp-dick

Similar question, how do I stop my chronic masturbation?

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Enjoy this you faggot. I’m 19 and have pitiful sex drive with normal test levels. I don’t even jerk off anymore. Fuck my life.

Get a hobby, something you enjoy doing. Time will pass before you even notice and you'll have less time to masturbate.

>go into college at 6ft
>graduate at 6’4

Explain

well outliers dont define the statistical median

About 35ish

She looks like her pussy smells like shit.

Get a waifu, a dakimakura of said waifu.
Congratulations you are now as pure as a new born baby.

oh sure dude I'll just go to the gf store loool

>meet gf's friend
>can't stop thinking about fucking her
what do, Jow Forums?

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For some guys it never does man. I'm in my 30's and the urge to fuck everything alive is about as strong as in my teens.

>tfw too autistic to ever get laid

I'm so horny it hurts. At least I found a way to use the frustration to get good results at the gym and at work

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>that webm
If you were strong enough, could you grab the rope and pull yourself up? I've always wondered this.

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LADS

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS.

This just means you still rocking that high level testosterone shit. What, you want the opposite? ED at 30?

I'm 31 and still horny as fuck. If I dont have sex with my wife or think I'm not going to I have to find some way to jerk off. And I'm fucking grateful for it. I'm natty, 210lbs at 10% bodyfat, still horny as fuck, still hitting PRs and lifting heavy as shit every week. All this while people my age just keep getting older and reminiscing about their youth. This isn't a curse you idiots, it's a blessing.

Use it. Hit the gym. Hit it hard.

I CAN'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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same, ive wondered this as well.

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Sauce

I dunno man. Been lifting for six months or so and making gains, but only recently did I ask a cutie out, and I don't know what it is but ever since then I'm horny and full of emotion. Except I don't want to have sex (I'm staying a virgin until marriage), I have this overwhelming desire to make her cum with my hands. Basically fantasizing about it 24/7. She hasn't gotten back to me yet though.

Does this increase test? Is this a result of increased test?

What the fuck do I tell mai waifu?

>I'm staying a virgin until marriage
why?

Because I would find it disgusting if a woman had been with another man. It would be hypocritical of me to not give her that same respect.

It actually gets easier if you don't watch porn. I broke my noporn because I'm on addy and I feel horrible. Constant arousal is not what we're supposed to feel as human beings but the system is rigged against us, including you being brainwashed enough to post porn to engage in discussion.

Cut off the porn and don't be a cunt.

user...

Try it and tell us how it went.

Wish I had your problem. I'm not horny at all. Jerking off doesn't feel good at all :(

It wouldn't. Men are expected to have experience, so they can provide for their wives in all expects, including sexual. The more experience (and skill) you acquire, the more value you have.

It has been like this for men since forever.

I don't know man. I don't have any specific reason to disagree except that I don't agree.

More interested in the pizza than the girl desu
>tfw cutting

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get a girlfriend and fuck her every day and fap whenever you can.

If you're still horny after that consider becoming a pornstar nigger I don't know what to tel lyou

Been trying for 10 years now.

Get cucked then virgin fag

I doubt it. Getting a girlfriend is easy.

What's more likely is that over the last 10 years you though a lot about getting a gf, but didn't actually do anything to get one.

"dude, getting a gf is easy lmao, you just aren't trying"

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Do you go to the gf store?

Just don't do it? Quitting fapping was the easiest thing I have ever done.
Get a gf and take up fighting. One drains your nuts one drains your energy. You can decide which does which.

Idk where to meet girls outside of college. The few that I have all ended up moving away for graduate school or law school or shit like that. It's really fucking frustrating

way to go, iom in the same boat

Imagine being such a deluded, disconnected, basement dwelling autistic retard that you've actually somehow convinced yourself that unless you look like a male model, you can't get a girlfriend.

Meanwhile if you actually looked up and took your eyes off your phone screen so as to avoid human interaction by hiding in your bubble of autism you'd realise that almost all the guys in the world who are in relationships are far, far, far away from the internet standard of chad.

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Calm down you fucking sperglord. He's posting an epic meme.

Same. I'm 32. If my wife looks at me sideways I'm good to go.

>complaining about being horny
>browsing a board where half of the images are lewd women
Really makes you think

If you deny how harsh the modern dating scene is on young men then you're either a thot or you're a man partaking in wishful thinking

Not op, but how does one get a hobby

It's easy just make money and you'll attract someone

The guy said he's been trying to get a girlfriend for 10 years. So for 10 years was he:

>1. flirting with/befriending as many women as he could
>2. using his social circle (sisiters, friends, cousins, etc) to see if they knew anyone they could 'set him up with'
>3. inviting friends and family over for parties/recreational gatherings but allowing them to bring their own guests
>4. engaging in organised social activities where he can make new friends to repeat steps (1-3)
>5. Working to improve his social skills and flirting but socialising and flirting
>6. Working on improving his physical appearance, buying nice clothes, lifting, etc

And before you say "oh but user, all those steps are a lot of work" they really aren't. It's literally just a distillation of the concept of "people like to have fun, if you do fun things people will want to do them with you and many of these people will be single girls or know single girls"

I mean even the ugliest most foul morons and dimwits find themselves in relationships just by carelessly coasting through life and half assed attending social gatherings.

Yet this guy claims to have TRIED for 10 years, but still not found someone? He hasn't tried shit. Unless he thinks that downloading tinder once and signing up for a dating website counts as "trying"

Maybe you should try dating in your league instead of crying about Stacey like some low T incel.

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Yes, that's why prisoners were hanged with their hands tied behind their backs

Explore life.

I like food -> plant my own garden with veggies/herbs
I like apple cider -> make my own hard cider
etc.

haha, imagine just going down there and sniffing it, then licking her labia majora. Gross right? haha.

Lower your standards

I think I've only been single for 2-3 months in the past 8 years. I have a clear mind on this issue

How do I get a GF like this?
Please fucking help

>stop liking what you like
ha ha, "no."

You can still like what you like and get a GF for fucking. Idiot.

haha wow, youve got a rich imagination lol
imagine she lets out a pizza fart while doing that haha, ew!

I'm not defending him, but saying that it's easy to get a gf is just wrong. It's not as impossible as Jow Forums spergs make it out to be but it sure as shit isn't easy.

I'm gonna need sauce brehs

haha thats so silly haha!
yeah can you imagine eating her pizza farts! gross haha!
who would want to do that? ha.
Someone answer this

>Ask out ridiculously hot girl at a bar
>She says yes, holy fuck how
>Been texting her, going ok
>Get her full name, checkout her insta and facebook
>Numerous pictures with her wearing next to nothing, talking about how hot she is, and kissing different dudes on the cheek
>Obvious thot
>To make matters worse, a friend of mine actually knows her from mutual friends and says she gets passed around
>She seems interested in dating me, not hooking up
>Am 100% positive I am setting myself up to either be cuck'd or heartbroken
What do I do guys? I'm so inexperienced I think it is impossible for me to smash and not get attached.

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>heartbroken
faggot

be a normal human and just focus on other shit. Limit yourself to jerking off only to prevent wet dreams so like two or three times a week. The more you wack it the hornier you'll be.

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I'm positive she's positive, and several other STDs.
Enjoy your full blown AIDS destroying your gains.

>not being on your purpose
Watch Alpha Male Strategies YouTube channel. Unironically
youtu.be/l23-poL0ghw

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If you're watching shit like this you're too far gone.

OP here, this thread took off pretty well
been trying to nofap for the last year, in every other aspect of my life I am extremely disciplined but it's like my mind keeps playing new tricks on me until everything feels pointless
usually either day one or about day five
longest I ever lasted was eleven days
also been watching hardcore porn since I was 11 so i'm pretty sure my brain is completely fucked

only way I've figured out to make it stop for a while is to lift hard as fuck for like 4 hours straight, I actually can't concentrate on any hobbies very well, i'm trying to read more but iim either horny as fuck or have brain fog from just jerking off

and to all those people saying that i'm lucky or they wish they were like this, no you do not lol
I'm stuck on max horniness permanently
random boners all day 0-diamond in under ten seconds sometimes

Go for it, you idiot. Enjoy it while it last, and if it does last try not to fuck it up.

Same guy here.

I've got this hot as fuck neighbor in the apartment building next door I see occasionally. We've talked some, things seem pretty good.

How do I into sleeping over occasionally to please her with my hands? How do I use the angle that I'd like some experience before working this with my future wife? She's pretty cool. Would this maybe ruin our current friendly neighbor status?

Seriously, I'm super autismo. I just want to get this feeling settled. I know it's sad.

yeah but she will always want chad, thats her endgame. Enjoy being cucked

lift

it's especially easy if you're home gym master race

>get horny, would usually fap
>lift weight instead, hit PR

Do you see each other every morning or afternoon going into/out of the apartment? Just an easy wave and "Hows it going?" can develop into having coffee together or something.

No ways bro I’ve had sex before.
youtu.be/UszmXJIYSi4

About once a week we happen to cross. The other day I saw her but I just finished a bike ride so my mind was blanked out on just getting home. And then I remembered I wanted to ask her out for a fun event happening this weekend.

She's the perfect short big rack just a little bit of chub but still thin and a cute as hell face that would be great fun to play with to help ease some of this tension but I definitely wouldn't want to marry.

did you get that from me on biz?

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no
I found it ages ago on here, like a year maybe
either /b/ or Jow Forums can't remember
posted it yesterday or day before on Jow Forums
and then a swede found the sauce
are you the swede?

>Eating in bed
Absolute degeneracy

no, /smg/ regular

although i do think i got her pics from Jow Forums in some scandi thread...

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this

>exceptionally and unbelievably horny
>attracted to women
>dont want a gf

What did I do wrong in life? I got my test tested and the test test said that my test is tested as not low test

cringe and bluepilled

>Dipping the fries in her 'special sauce'.

can I get a set name/more?

the swede man image searched it through yandex and found an album I cba to do that shit do it yourself
think her name is natasha

Full set?

>Delete all porn
>Stop fapping
>Stop watching porn
>Focus on other things in life
Wow it's that simple. But you're a weak willed piece of shit so you won't be able to do it.

>HOW TO GET A WOMAN OBSESSED WITH YOU (DO THIS AFTER EVERY DATE, NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!)

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