Tinder thread

Dubs decides what to send, obviously

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Dang girl are you from Tennessee?

Cause you look like the product of incest

put that thing away you nasty thot

Hey girl I put the STD in STUD all I need is U

Hey girl you turn my software into hardware

Anal at my place tomorrow. (NON-NEGOTIABLE)

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Fresh off the presses boys. Don’t worry she was ugly.

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non negotiable gets me every fucking time

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If only you knew how bad things really were.

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>fire hydrant hair
is there a single person on earth who actually finds that attractive

H-h-ey g-g-irl, w-will you b-be my d-date?

>start talking with girl
>hit it off
>ask her to hang out this weekend (were gonna go hiking or some shit)

Do I have to keep the conversation going until then or should I just wait a few days and say "hey you still wanna hang out?"?

"Hey, are we still on for tomorrow?" is better

I want to put your head on a pike and play with your blood

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Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Reroll

Kek

Are you a monkey cause I wanna feed you my banana

Stop internally rotating your shoulder it will destroy your rotator cuffs (NON-NEGOTIABLE).

I can't stand hairdressers as well. But last 2 msgs were unnecessary

The other girl unmatched so im sending it to this girl

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Plz give it to this guy.
He deserves it

Here's how you get that coral user.

You have 10 seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dick daddy is hungry, and if you don't I might just kill you

you fucked up the quote you mongoloid

She probably watches rick and morty

Bump

she looks trashy af. If you‘re good looking just say something like „hey cutie“ and then ask her out on coffee/whine straight away. I do this with almost all of my matches and either they‘ll be down or they don‘t reply and don‘t waste my time.

Burn it to the ground lads.

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ur mum gay

Heil, bock n paar Juden zu lynchen?
also how is that name supposed to be pronounced?

wir muten de juden ausrotten

her profile says „machine with an r“
also totally not going to do that since some of my ancestors died in the holocaust.

>mutten
>de

Nein nein nein

weird name.
did your ancestor also fall from a watchtower?

if she cant remember or 'put it in her schedule'(gets me everytime) then she isn't worth it and she never valued the interaction. Leave it as is until you see her.

The name is Irish strangely enough, pronounced row-sheen

based