"Why aren't you eating your cake user?"

>"Why aren't you eating your cake user?"
>"What do you mean your on a diet?"
>Who are you trying to look pretty for!!!?"
>"Who is she? Tell me now!!!"
>"Answer me now!"

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You're*

I'm BLOATTmaxxing I can have cake.

my wife
she stuck with me despite me getting fat so she deserves effort from me

Those angles
Them extensions
That inability to hide her double chin

Damn, I wish the anonymous women on Jow Forums didn't open pandora's box when it comes to pics like those.
I was happier being ignorant.

Myself, I'm a hot bitch with impossibly high standards. The only chance I'm gonna get to go fuck myself is if I'm in the best shape possible. Even then I'll probably only give myself a handy

>tfw you'll never cuddle her and her big flabby bellly
why even live bros?

probably wouldn't mind porking that fuck pig up its shit honker if it wasn't such a stuck up, pretentious cunt

>shit honker

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Get tf off Jow Forums you Stacy scum
Reeeeeeee

let's be honest, who wouldn't fuck this horker at least once?

This girl is just a hot bitch that gave up. If she hadn't completely wrecked the shit outta her body she could easily have been a 8.5/10. She does have a cute face.

Body acceptance my arse.

How has this hog mastered the skill of human language, and why does it seem to be upset with me?

>not dating a fat girl
>not slowly going to the gym less and less as you become closer to her and as you accept each other more and more
>not happily gaining weight together and experiencing true love

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>Who are you trying to look pretty for!!!?"
>"Who is she? Tell me now!!!"
>"Answer me now!"

3DPD

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You're so close to the ultimate redpill
>fat GF + Jow Forums you

>fat GF + Jow Forums you
this. this is my goal right here

I'm working on it. Best of luck to both of us user

good lad, become her chad

I got a braphog gf to feed her, not the other way around

Based, /feederboys/ run this board

Gross

Bring back project harpoon