Did I do it bros?

Did I do it bros?

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Her penis is probably throbbing for you right now

i dunno, did you send a pic of yourself with a menacing yet seductive grin on your face whilst holding your dick?

This took a tur. Abort. Abort.

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there's no correct way to carry on other than blank her question entirely
>I (insert martial art/other interesting hobby)
anything but lifting

you have to keep going now

More memes!

>come over tonigbt and you'll find out

tell her she's a manlet and you'll mog her if she's not careful.

tell her i can be your big boi baby gurl :^)

kek she's gonna think it's sexual for sure

>basedboy humour

Pick a number between 1-619 and decide what I say, let’s have a little fun

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A CAN DO ATTITUDE

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If you're serious about fixing it, just say it was a movie quote and you thought she would get it. in the same message change the topic so you won't have to respond to her going "oh what movie?" right after

201

Has Laurence ever been to Arabia?

11
Hey I have a big dick and you have a big empty mouth that needs to be filled. #?

>laurence

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Ohohohoh Godd
Oh hohohohohoho no no no no no

What are you, indian? Waste of the devil's trips.

I’m curious as to where this leads

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You've completely missed the point, moron.

God you are fucking tool user
now ask another girl if she's an archeologist

You dumb fuck charge your phone and send that to Laurence

Hold still OP, this lobotomy is for your own good

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>this is the type of person on tinder

"I pleasure myself often, so I can show you how".

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88 and ask if she has a down syndrome little brother you can give piggy backs.

Tell her this wasn't part of your plan

Hahahahaha look here mama I must inform you. How cpnjugal visits work. Becausr you and I will be married and I will. Br in prison for focking and sexing womens that were not you consenting.
You love me yes?
I love you no.
F for fake
Ah oh ooooooh
Ah
Ooooooh ah
Ooohhhhh huuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Aaaaaah oh aaaaaaah
Oooooooowuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Talk to daddy
The heat is gone
Time is gnome
Ass for cake
I feeel no wrong
Touch my dong
Up this face
Sooooooo dry
I even tried to get arrested today
But everyone
Lookrf the other way...
I never felt better now

They say a manual transmission can act as theft deterrent.
I say there's nothing that tempts me to break into a vehicle more than a shift knob.
Oh to get into someone's personal vehicle and stick that shifter up my tight ass.
Believe me, I'm notorious in my neck of the woods.
I have done it many times and will not stop.

Pic related baby.
It's my man pussy juice.
You could do the same.
You in?
Or you out?
All I need is 5 minutes.

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I couldn’t find an autism general so I’ll post it here, let me know how retarded i am lads.
>walking to class
>see ex girlfriends car parked
>pull out paper and pen
>write “we should” and draw a bottle of ketchup underneath it
>leave it under her windshield

>get an email from campus women’s help center saying I have to come talk to them about stalking allegations

samefag (also actual fag)

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I needed to try it

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I can't believe you took my line and sent it to the wrong girl before, you absolute dingus

Shut up faggot this creep isn't me.

>and draw a bottle of ketchup underneath it

I don't get it.

>let's sauce

what's not to get?

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we should ketchup
>we should catch up

what goes with ketchup, user?? WEINERS. It means we should fuggg.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>quiet Asian new guy at work
>Someone mentions that someone is a big guy
>He grins ear to ear and says "for you"
>The other guy says "haha yeah I've got a small frame"
I saw that shit, man. I saw your memery.

>putting ketchup on a hotdog

DIE

Tell her it's by beck. She'll buy it

suck my modestly ketchupped hotdog bitch

"You look pretty petite, I'm a big guy for you. ;)"

Welp boys this dad bod dyel faggot is gonna go fuck a random uni girl. Have A good night team

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that sink

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Yeah what the fuck is that even?

This is glorious

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i thought your sink was a big ass rusty cooking bowl for a second

I just want to know more about that sink

damn you look sexy. how big is penis?

Fucking perfect lad

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I love you man, this was perfect. Rolling on the floor now.

>height? I guess
Autistic

tell laurence "hey have you heard of lawrence of arabia? well i plan to see "laurence of a labia" tonight

What did the baneposting girl said?

Not OP but this was me a while ago. Worked like a charm actually, smashed her not an hour later

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Thank you sensei, I will definitely try and follow your steps. I mean, if it works, it works.

Trips suggests that this just might work

I did it a whilr back

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Stop taking nakkid pics and post them on a cheescake making forum

This absolutely killed me off, thank you for this user you goddamn sperg

Part 2/3

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Not fitness related

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How this bitch dont know what good measure means? dumb thot

This hurts to watch

I have not got any matches for like a month. My theory is that college started up again so Tinder is "out of season". Thots are too busy to be trying to meet new guys or are trying to meet guys in classes. Anyone else getting less matches lately?

>p-please

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christ dude

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>p-please respond

#99
Hey Vagene, what does the scouter say about his benis level?

>Please

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Holy shit I actually laughed so hard at that "please" I started choking

god she's ugly

Clean your fucking wok

MAD LAD

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Man I know this feel I've talked to so many thot's on tinder that can't understand basic English. It's like they're fucking subhuman.

>PLEASE
Jesus man im laffin

P L E A S E
L
E
A
S
E

God bless you user

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>install tinder
>Nearest thots 500km away
>Uninstall tinder
I will never have this kind of fun

>install tinder
>1-2 matches a week, most are 200km+ away
>buy gold for shits, set location to any major hub
>10+ matches every single day reliably
living in the middle of nowhere is suffering

>ugly chubby cunt
>dumb as a rock
>doesn't add anything to the conversation and expects you to play court jester for her

This is why I uninstalled tinder. I got matches but I just couldn't bother. It's like all the bitches on the left of the IQ bell curve are on dating apps.

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I'm fucken dead

For a moment I though that sink was a witch couldron or something to make potions

Baneposting>>>>>>>>>>thots. Well done, lad

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