Who /highcarb/ here?

High carb Chads check in. I pity the Ketotards that fell for such a shitty meme, walking around with sky high cortisol, low testosterone, dizzy and nauseous all the time. They get out lifted by us high carb Chads.

I've got so much planned tomorrow, I'm going to eat a huge plate of potatoes and a bowl of noodles. I can't wait to wake up and dominate ketotards all day tomorrow LMAO they need tons of stimulants to even function.

If you're not 75+% carb ratioed at this point, what in the fuck are you even doing?

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Me. I tried doing keto and couldn't do it because I was on uni meal plan. Looking back I'm glad I failed because failing put me on the better road. My general opinion on things like keto is this. If reddit likes it, its shit. And reddit was going full keto around this time. Gonna eat some rice with acovado,pesto,tomato sauce tomorrow

Only carbs worth eating are fruits and veggies

Based as fuck. Eat high carb and exercise like a motherfucking maniac, that's my philosophy. Keto is such a pile of shit diet.

enjoy having the body of a poo

skinny in the arms and legs while fat in the torso, i guess you call this skinnyfat right?

Enjoy diabetes and never having abs, carbfags

Retard, you store more bodyfat on your stomach on your high cortisol low carb diet

I'd rather lose weight slowly and be happy than be light on keto but balloon up as soon as I eat a birthday cake
Carbs make my mood better. I eat whatever I want. I remember I was a 180lb twink trying keto so I could lose some pounds while doing cardio and lifting low. Now I'm >200lbs and lift heavy. Starting to see abs now because the energy made me lift heavier.

Lmao i bet u r dyel like every single keto fag on the planet

>b-but muh abs
Doesnt count just like big tits on a fat chick faggot

No need to convince them to stop. Imagine this, you've been practicing a martial art for years. You've invest large amounts of money and time into it. All of a sudden some wrestler/boxer comes and he kicks your ass with ease. Do you think he'll stop and realize that his Chinese sport is fake and he had to wear Chinese pajamas all those years or do you think he'll just stay in denial?
Those are ketobruhs. They've went to birthday parties where they didn't eat cake and had to stop themselves from eating those juicy looking burgers and pizzas. They've invested all this time and effort into something that's basically a tool used by fighters to cut weight for a fight. They've bought their keto cookbooks and ate pizza made from cauliflower crust. Admitting that keto was a mistake would be harder than actually sitting at a birthday party and not eating the cake