Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fucking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the FUCK up nerd.
Also, include: >e-stats >age >time wasted lifting natty >height >weight >BF% >Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done >Penis Girth >Penis Length >Testicular volume (on/off) >Rice purity test score (ricepuritytest.com/)
Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.
SARMs and prohormones are generally a waste of time.
We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)
Previously on The Emotionally and Physically Unavailable Bachelorette Staring ESTP
I know we're not supposed to talk about sources but...
>Lowest end of testosterone in tests but not low enough to qualify for TRT (Australia) >Lifting for a few years, ok lifts but really struggling to put on lean muscle >Genetics not fantastic >Average jaw line
How did you guys first find decent sources out there
Thomas Martin
Browse the web/forums, once you get the hang of it scams are fairly obvious, or just buy from someone in your gym for like double markup
Adrian Howard
>NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned) >I know we're not supposed to talk about sources >HURR GIVE ME SOURCE
Kevin Ross
Aesthetics tell you girl to stop slutting it up on the internet if she wants to be /P U R E/
Kek you're fucked. Here's some endo advice. Fix your diet. Eat more fats. You dont have low T. Its in the perfectly normal range, if its in the range - its good. Its what my doctor training told me. Get more sleep. Stop trying to become a toxic masculinity promoter.
Ryder Smith
>if its in the range - its good. Its what my doctor training told me Shoo gains goblin, shoo!
You seriously think having a single reference range for all men age 18-100 is acceptable? Why would a 20 year old be told his levels are perfectly fine when they may be as low as a guy nearing the end of his life and way past reproductive age?
sex ain't a gf bucko. Also I didn't feel like doing coke and watching shrek desu.
>Before deciding on nap I spent a hot min wondering whether or not I could even get a boner if I met up with her.
I've never used viagra before but a friend gave me one last night, it takes an hour to kick in right? I didn't want to experiment timing viagra intake with plowtime.
Samuel Anderson
Yeah about an hour and lasts for 4 or so. Works best if you don’t eat anything a couple of hours before or maybe one hour after. Supposedly fats block its absorption.
Evan Bailey
Anything you take orally is blunted by not having an empty stomach m8. But ty, will I have uncontrollable tren-esque boner for 4 hours, or does it require me to be all turned on and what not
Ayden Sanders
Its because of one of those other reasons is your problem. I swear.
Jayden Howard
Ayy pharmacist here. Take dat boi 30mins to 1 hour before sexy time. Lasts a number of hours. It essentially just increases blood flow so you gotta be turned on. If you want a 6 hour boner look into something called caverject. But you gotta inject your dick lmao
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>But you gotta inject your dick lmao
You... you guys dont? You guys told me sterons go into my dick?
Justin Adams
>tfw she's as flat chested as me
t-there's hope
Tyler Morales
Whatchu talking about hope? Flat chested + muscly girls are the best.
Joseph Perry
Trip = fag still true to this day
Carson Foster
flat is best you mongoloid
welp she caught me online on ig so im going to pick her up. ill take it now i guess.
Evan Sanders
I want to post my balls so you can all rate it but i might get banned
Jace Brown
Worth the risk.
Michael Gutierrez
maybe if you just post one testicle instead of both you'll get off with a warning....?
you guys say this on a chinese basket weaving forum but I bet you anything your girls aren't flat chested
I want bigger tits
Easton Miller
Do you have hemmorhoids?
Joshua Richardson
I... what... where did this question even come from
I thought you where a whore. Black dicks can give you one, no?
Nathan Perez
I'm not a whore and I've never banged black dick
how many times are you gonna ask this why don't you start a fanfic.com blog for this bizarro fetish already
listen, if you get to have face surgery I get to have fucking bigger tits fuck you ottouto
Ryan Gomez
>I'm not a whore and I've never banged black dick huh I thought you confessed this already
Connor Ramirez
no, I confessed to previously being a whore I've still never fucked a black guy and am not currently a whore
Christian Phillips
The amount of money I would pay to cum on a DFC in comparison to cow tits is significant. Don't get me wrong, all boobs are good boobs but not all boobs are equal.
I need face surgery because I want to be the best version of me and I don't want to be an average looking white boy for the rest of my life. I want to be pretty. We can agree that there is more objectivity in facial attractiveness than in body type preference therefore facial surgery is more meaningful in ticking the pretty boxes. You're a flat chested loli, you tick many of the right boxes for many people.
if only I could make enough money for a boobjob by getting people to pay to cum on my DFC...
oh wait....
I told that user I wasn't a whore....
anyway your face is fine you double nigger mine could use some work though tbf, gonna need to wear one of those creepy anime masks to fit this loli delusion of yours
I WANT PRETTY GIRLS THEREFORE I MUST BE A PRETTY BOY BECAUSE MY PERSONALITY IS SHIT
Kigurumi masks are nothing to be ashamed of. I actually follow a kigurumi model on instagram who's into the BJD (ball-jointed doll) aesthetic. I think it's super cool. instagram.com/luluidoll/
This is weird. Tiny boobs are ok is you are hight T goddess and have pecs. Who even cares.
And if you do want tits after all, it's not like boob job is expensive or complicated. You want it, you do it, just that simple. Not like if you have a small dick, or want to totally reshape all your face.
Justin Perez
Ozzy Osbald says we are all beautiful. (Pic related) Especially estps ass, I wish you would sit on my face all day long.
Obviously not since she is still moving up until the last second.
Robert Sanchez
>I've still never fucked a black guy and am not currently a whore being a whore is like being not natty. Youre a whore or not natty forever
Ryder Ortiz
On other notes, 2 or 4 or 6 iu hgh? More is better bla bla but I am not going for huge mass just improved sleep, regeneration and gaining without getting fat. 4 should be enough. Test tren deca goes without saying with it.
That is a very spooky cat. And if generics i would say 6 rather than 2
Elijah Evans
He is the best decision I made in a long time. Sphynx cat personality is far off from normal cats. It's more like a dog. He loves to get pet and cuddled, likes to bath and wants to be with you all the time. And he can eat 300g chicken wings in one go without puking. Rather impressive for a 2,5kg cat
why wont u make me ur little shota bitch boy you canuck fucklord!
Connor Howard
Friendly doctor apoc gave me method of obtaining recreational drugs. I might give it a go one day.
Carson Cooper
Why do hopeless betas love to go after severely damaged goods i.e. used up whores ? Shouldn't they be more interested in purity and not interested in a girl who enjoys being spitroasted ?
Kevin Gonzalez
your gf is fat as a pig, you have no right talk shit about other peoples relationships
Juan Phillips
>not having a rich gf to buy you steak dinners and lease you new cars Beta confirmed
I meannnn some weren’t. But that was incidental. First thing I’m looking at on a girl is face/shoulders/quads/booty. Tittays is like #18 on the list.
Gabriel Phillips
Anything other than test, GH, tren, eq or anadrol is cope Prove me wrong
Daniel Hughes
>eq
Firstly kek and secondly deca you fucking tard
Ian Kelly
and mast you fatty mc permabulk
Noah Peterson
>needing mast when you're running tren and growth
Tyler Anderson
I mean i like Mast and im running it now but yeah just run tren if it came down to black and white choices
Adrian Peterson
omfg get the fuck out of here with growth. 99.6% of the users on this mangolian basket weaving forum cant afford growth.
Connor Ward
I want one so bad. What’s the pricing for kittens?
Luis Smith
pretty easy to find for free anomanon.. just check your local online classifieds for free pets to adopt.
Austin Foster
that is the weakest facialabuse vid IMHO
Parker Wright
DELET!!!
ILYAAA!!!! Im never getting Illya. Can't believe I didn't get ilya. Never getting over that. I have a fucking NP 5 Helena for crying out loud! Didn't even have one copy of her prior to the Prisma event.
Fuck. I'm never getting ilya. I'm fucking stuck with Kuro. Kuro a shit.
So whats the deal with keto shampoo. Im on TRT and losing some hair so I started taking PSO at 2 grams daily. That lead to some side effects from blocking too much DHT.
My question is does keto shampoo get in the blood stream with the same affinity as oral PSO. I dont mind washing my hair with it once a day but im not gonna do anything to hamper my TRT
Kayden Powell
A proper breeder charges about 1k. You can get lucky like me and adopt one under specific circumstances (preowner had a dog they didn't like each other) Got him for 400 and he is only 8 month
They just opened a shiny new gym down the street from me. I’ve been lifting at my gym at work for years that’s pretty much always empty or full of fat ppl. Never been so excited to gym in my life because of all the eye candy at this new place. Some legit lifter chicks too not just thots. Some girl did like 90min of bi/tri yesterday and now I feel compelled to wife her. Don’t pay $100/mo for no eye candy!!
Jaxon Rivera
Do you have your BMW yet? I should be getting mine next week
There aren’t any good ones near me which is why I go there. They need to build more gyms.
Any type of steroids I can take that doesn't fuck as much with joints or tendons?
John Cooper
They all kinda can in terms of overloading your tendons and joints with weight increases that your tendons can’t quite accommodate. But ones that don’t cause creaky joints and shit like var, test, deca, EQ, tren, dbol, etc. should be fine.
Hunter Robinson
Yeah I should've been more clear originally, I meant roids that "dry out" joints or tendons. I thought anavar was generally meant for cutting cycles?
Assuming I want to bulk, what should I google or look into if I want to compare the pros and cons of each steroid like test versus dbol, etc?
Camden Wilson
Samefag here, I googled and saw this link: evolutionary.org/deca-vs-tren/ and noticed it said "Deca is commonly used as an off-season drug. It has the ability to facilitate "lubrication" that proves beneficial for curing joint problems that are generally experienced during intense workouts or strength training. Use of this steroid is also associated with improved nitrogen balance and an increase in muscle tissue buildup while reducing body fat stores in the body. This steroid is commonly stacked with Methandienone (Dianabol), Testosterone enanthate or cypionate, and Sustanon."
Parker Thomas
Of you don’t mind holding some water then deca and dbol with test is the basic bulk.
The only steroids I’d say to avoid are winny and mast (maybe)
Yeah deca is good for your joints. I wouldn’t bother with tren in the off season unless you want to torture yourself pinning ED
Guys. NAC on cycle might not be good. Can anyone smarter than me make sense of this
Carson Ward
Gym I go to has a bunch of female body builder if I go during the mid day time They seem very horny and interested too. Also it is mostly boomers in there as far as males go so I think thats making them extra horny for me. Im talking huge fake lips Huge fake tits That juicy var ass
They actually look pretty sexy (although some have a very fucked face)
I've been eyeing one she keeps coming over to talk to me but I have headphones on and am always mid set so i always just give that half smile
The one time I actually talked to her was after 4 sets of hack squat and I could barely stand up lmao
How do I fuck these 30 year old female bodybuildera I assume they r as horny as me due to hormones
Thomas Martin
Gym is for lifting not flirting and being a gains goblin fuckhead
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Carson Thomas
Thanks I appreciate the input!
Christopher Green
What routine do I do to make the most of my first cycle? 15 weeks 500mg/wk Test E 6 weeks dbol 30mg/day. Currently doing fullbody 3x/wk, do I just blow up volume and/or train 5x/wk or switch to a split?
Mason Collins
>only applies for generic barn cats
Eyyy you take that back i got my bb for free off a farm and I'm p sure he's Maine coone
Though I admit you'll likely not find a bald pussy this way
Dang he's so cute why you gotta go being a eurocuck our cats could be bros
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOONFACE CALLS ME A USED UP WHORE BUT HE'S DATING THAT LARDASS? Btfo
I can't fucking even
GOD don't make me pull up the archives of you thirsting after my ass not long ago your whale might have a heart attack holy shit
You don't want it hard enough
Well, I'm currently a whore only in spirit, then. I'm not at the moment selling sexual favors for monetary gain
>claiming literally anyone outside of himself is a used up beta 10/10 why I even still read your posts, god, comedic gold. You should try stand up
Hahahaha talk about whores, you're banging order the whole menu at McD's over there for free shit - I only fucked attractive guys for cash. Must suck to suck woweeee
Y'all giving a big kindness with your flatty love senpai
I just feel for a lot of guys even though tits aren't always numero uno a b cup is still great where a no cup is just fine y'know
Idk the past two threads are literally the only place I've heard positive feedback about fc
