Describe a video game as shittily as possible and see if anyone can guess what game it is

you got it
it's rune factory

horny teen convinced to join club

dead guy finds magical cereal bowl and reboots the universe

doki doki literature club
katawa shoujo

doki doki literature club
and all of the memes that go with it

>doki doki literature club
yep

red dead redemption too easy

legend of zelda but you aren't a speedrunner.

Goyim do these ridiculously difficult/time consuming tasks for fun funs or pay us shekels for the fun funs

Oh wait this is like every modern game lel

bloodborne or dark souls

Protect mankind with power from a space orb

Couldn't be Red Dead because his family was kidnapped.

people told to kill each other in enclosed space go crazy
gl fags

you play as stinky hobo who saves the day by destroying public property

the ship
original

It is a game where you travel everywhere by jumping and as well enter many burning vaginas to get round coal as a reward.

I recommend it too, it's silly fun

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yeah blackmailed

you have to indiscriminately murder mexicans while looking for a white bitch

I want to say gravity rush.

Some nameless rando brutally murdering hundreds of immigrants

in forest kill ya metaphorical mum

Mailman gets shot and goes to big light up town to find the man who shot him

wrong try again. it's less obvious than people would think

A charismatic leader leads his people on a path of genocide upon those deemed inferior and the continued purity of their race.

Correct answer 321456987

new vegas
become human when I play

spoiled prince does an edgy elsa cosplay

New Vegas 2 ez

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new vegas. try harder next time.

resident evil

the little girls that show up wreck your combo

Minecraft for faggots

a bunch of nerds who take down megacoporations 2

ups wagecuck gets shot in the head and gets his package stolen, he wakes up in a desert and he goes searching for that package to get his work bux

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds?
Originally

roblox
or just minecraft

Wrong
Correct, nice trips as well.

Watch dogs 2?

terraria
no man's sky

Not what I was thinking of. Think harder about who those genocidal maniacs are

nope. heres a hint it's not a battle royale game. just a battle royale story

new vegas
jesus stop making it SO easy robot
new vegas is THE r9k vidya

Big man fall from space and meets alien and old friend

You... Supreme Command.

DUDE
MEMES
LMAO

Also very edgy.

Sonic Adventure 2, origano

Halo 3? oregano reply.

Halo 3 Is master cheif a big guy 4 u?

foreigner dude conquists japan and fucks everything in his path (consensual or not)

Right on the money
Nigga whut

a nigger and his laptot takes over evil corporations, google, and gang niggers

You fall out of a plane and punch gooks until the game turns to shit

caveman single-handedly destroys the US government during his quest for farming supplies

watch dogs 2 and original

Soldier wakes up in fountain full of dead soviets

Crysis

COD WW

just cause 2 and originally

Far Cry 3?
Oregano post

Too easy nigger, it be watchdogs

guy in Arizona does not like people. so he kills them.

Illegal immigrant yells at people until they die.

Cod WAW, but close enough.

stupid nigger its the same, WORLD WAR, literally the same that's what i meant
postal 3
skyrim

Autist botches his one single task on his first day at work and subsequently goes on a rampage killing everyone and everything

postal 3 originally

It's not the same you fucking sperg

You are a 50 meter tall lanklet whomst must build an army and assassinate the other planetary lanklets

No, they're not all postal 3

Umm it was Solid Snake who got stabbed in the arm, not Venom Snake.

Soldier has to stop an old guy possessed by said soldier's dead twin brother.

Space station silicon valley?

MGS1

young boy takes a weapon that's not his and uses it to bea up an ol man inhabiting a younger boys body inhabiting another even younger boys body

metal gear solid 4, too easy

or maybe 2

guys shooting each other over some land

>skyrim
Yep.
>giant man punches everything in africa including active volcanoes.

kingdom hearts 1 originolly

Space bugs and cheese

>be me
>hired by old ass man to fight other guns for hire
>constantly berated by drunk Scot and swole Soviet

Hotline Miami? (completely originally, of course)

thats his shoulder you fucking autist from when he stabbed himself to disarm one of his soldiers retard kys

Hard car game, the cars have no wheels.

>Hometown is destroyed
>Kill Millions
>Bang mutant freak and name our child after my dead sister

Street fighter? I would like to play whatever this is.

Loot boxes in space

this one is correct and I don't wanna be original.

It's 4. Yeah, I made it too obvious.

It's free on steam right now fren

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