You die and go to heaven, what is the first thing that god says to you?

you die and go to heaven, what is the first thing that god says to you?

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no virgins allowed
desu

reincarnation is real, back ya go

youve been a bad boye

to hell with you

"what the fuck"

hoggbobus

How the hell did *you* get here? You've been blacklisted since 1998

>YA FUCKED UP REAL BAD, SONNY BOY

*silence*

obloloclOSDKvsobksbOSKoregano

God would say
>no please! Stop hitting me! What the hell are you doing?!

"I'm sorry, user, but we don't have big titty goth gfs; they're all Satanists. We have some really cute anime girls though."