/r9gay/ - #419

>log onto dating website
>get messaged by ugliest 40 yo possible
>tells me in 1st message that he lives with mom so they can take care of eachother or w/e
>dont respond
>3 mins after initial message "WOW FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU REALLY THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME WHAT THE FUCK I WISH I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED SO I COULD DRIVE MY FUCKING TRUCK INTO YOUR HOUSE"

Is this what we all have to look forward to? I dont want to be 40 and living with mommy and yelling at strangers online ;___;

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what do you define masculine as?

if you don't want someone to talk to 1 on 1 like that then there's no need to do anything

whens the last time you had a peepee inside of your bumbum?

having a deeper voice is like 90% of it

jokes on you, I'm just going to get my dose by living vicariously through unrealistic homo manga

what kind of intimate things do you want to do with your bf.

I always find it funny when gays get hit with the incredulous tinder shit. Welcome to the internet, you'll be him someday too

It's sounds better with power but good catch

never. but i got a few months ago i wanted to try a dildo for the first time so i bought this giant expensive realistic one without thinking just because i was so lonely and desperate for a new experience. needless to say it was extremely painful even with lube and it's been sitting in a secret corner of my room collecting dust. i'm incredibly embarrased and ashamed honestly
i want to walk to private places in nature and just lie together, watching the sunset and holding hands. i want to kiss for a long time, him being the more masculine and secure guy, taller, just sortof guiding me through everything because i don't know anything, especially about romance. i want him to hold me and help me through sex. i want it to be so good that i want to keep living just so we can continue being full of love for as long as possible.

why don't you just get a mexican bf?

>they're willing to do the jobs americans won't like dating lonely incels
>short and brown
>cute spanish accent
>if they dump you, you can just report them to ICE

literally no downsides

what are you waiting for?

>tfw no bf that wakes me up with a blowjob
>tfw no bf that made us breakfast
>tfw no bf that cuddles with me before I leave to work
>tfw no bf

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you sound cute user, wish you where my bf.

>tfw no serious bf who only smiles when he's around you

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>give bf blowjob
>cuddle with bf before work
>he falls asleep
>he gets fired

>all of my online friends are meeting up with other people irl be they lovers or just other friends
>meanwhile I'm always here alone in my room wasting my life away
God, I'm so lonely. Why is it impossible for me to find companionship?

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they're coming for you too. hide the next time someone is at your door.

There it is you gone and done it user you triggered me

Where do you live? Can I crash into your place and we do fun stuff?

>online friend gets a gf
>all he wants to do is talk about his gf and what they did together
she dumps him for a meth addict drunk who beats her and he STILL talks to me about her

>tfw you will never find a bf who gets excited when he finally gets to see you smile

Around NYC but not in it.
>Can I crash into your place
I'm gonna crash at yours instead, is that cool?

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Online friends are all I have. I guess it's a shame.
I don't try to converse with anyone in person.

I am not from USA ;_;
My place is a shared apartment. So would be awkward if friend spots us

Everytime somebody says they got ghosted I wonder if it's him talking about me.
Now I've got something else to feel guilty about for the next 5 years.
Just hope he isn't dead...

>friend gets a bf
>they end up having an open relationship since the bf is a slut
>my friend ends up getting STDs
divine justice for dating a slut desu

Well I'm in the closet, so it'd be even more awkward if my parents spot us.

Sounds like a normal gay life style

currently trying to save my friend from this
>his bf wants an open relationship 5 months after them being together
>they don't even live together
>"well its better than being alone like you"
I don't think i even said anything all that mean i just said "that's abit worrying isn't it?"

Would be more fun then. Making stuff with your butt so you give out cute moans for the folks to hear

>"well its better than being alone like you"

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Some people will genuinely take terrible relationships over being alone.

You disgusting filth! Gintoki is too pure for this gay fanart!

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>tfw in nyc, but the gym is part of the amenities, so I never leave the building
If I didn't get a heart attack everytime I have to talk with another person, I would let you visit me, user.

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>afraid of people
>in NYC
how did such a horrible thing happen

I could help you get over your fears, user.

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not him but it's very easy to get by without talking to a single person here.

aren't even entry level jobs at like mcdonalds really hard to get there? How do you afford the crazy rent without talking to employers and stuff

So, how dumb would be to travel a great distance to meet a guy? I'm certain he's legit, because we've been video chatting every day for a year now and he hasn't told me any contradictory stuff about himself so far. Of, course, there's always the possibility that he's just a very dedicated psycho, which is scary.
>why doesn't he travel
That was kind of ruled out by default because I live in a third world shithole and he lives in a fucking first world paradise, basically. And also I still live with my parents.

It kind of sounds like the prefect way to get a bf AND live like a human being for once. But it also sounds so fucking stupid, like holy shit.

What would you do?

4'9 here
late night posting time

Amazon now also delivers fresh food from whole foods, so it's okay. There hasn't been a better time to be a hikki.

How close are you to nyc? We could maybe talk online and see if we are compatible in any way, but I can't guarantee anything. I'm also not "cute", like I said, I work out.

>What do I do.
Get off this board fag. Goto adv or something.

>hes a psycho
you smash his throat
>hes using you
you just go home
>hes a legit cool guy
you take him to pound town for daring to show you affection that you crave

Worst case scenario you die.
I'd go for it, that's a free suicide dude

>tfw no flight to dublin planning on catching a Ryanair to my intended destination

>tfw no stop in a gay bar during my layover

>tfw don't meet a qt sub/caring pale blond/red head boi who I have chemistry with

>tfw I don't cancel the rest of my destination plans to spend time with him

>tfw now bf at all

Cute!
Would love to pat your head

As someone in his shoes, I'm happy the person that travelled 8 hours to meet me (by train however so not as expensive as it might be for you) went through with it.

If he murders you at least you didn't die in a shithole. It's called a silver linings playbook.

I have experience here so I'll chime in.

Does he like you more than you like him?
People may get cold feet meeting like that.
Online to real life is a big difference.

He may wimp out if he doesn't like you enough.
Or you'll meet and it'll be "just as friends."
This stuff can turn disappointing easily.

Especially if you're spending money on it.

If you go to him be prepared for that.
Expect for it to be a total waste of money.

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

Pics? I love men who are shorter than me. Are you muscley?

Working out can mean a lot of things. What exactly are you going for in terms of look?

thanks user

>Pics?
no
>muscley
no

>no

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

99% of you are prison gay and posting here because you feel like you could never get a gf

Prove me wrong

No I'm here because I had a GF.

But I don't want a gf, though.

>thinking I want cooties
fucking retard

Girls are boring, only 2D girls are worth anything. 3D boys can at least share a real bond with you.

I have visible muscles, but am fairly thin. The best way to describe it would probably be toned, I'm not huge or anything. It's a good timewaster and makes me slightly more confident, so I sticked with it.

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I dont think im prison gay since i think vaginas are gross and dicks are hot. beyond that i do like "feminine" guys in terms of mannerisms and aesthetics.

men smell worse than shit why the fuck would i want to be around that let alone be in bed with it

>makes me slightly more confident
Apparently not that much if you're still completely avoiding going outside or talking to people.

kind of confused why you are here though

if ur willing to come far upstate we could work something out uwu

i meant to say women, please ignore me im big dumb

To try and Forget about....

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>grey hair in my beard

sucks since i still like young guys, i thought my taste would keep up with my age.

Work what out?

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po... post it..

i am not about to get banned to satisfy your fetish user.

Some bible studies you horny degenerate

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It was a lot worse in the past. Small steps at a time.

Im posting here because I like watching sadboys bitch and don't want to shit up a good board with my phoneposting.
I'be liked guys and girls since middleschool, I've always liked the gay versions of my kinks more than the straight ones and Im just as scared of men as women.
God I hate rowboats so much.

>tfw no bf to read the bible and pray with with before we go to sleep on our separated beds

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>get bored
>make up an account for grindr
>talk to random people for a day or two
>delete it

Why the fuck do I do this once a year?

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what kind of nose do you have? what nose does your ideal bf have?

Greek4snub

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Catholics have an easy out to being gay, just go to confession every week.
>forgive me father for i have sinned, i had sex with my boyfriend 8 times last week 10 if you count mouth and hand stuff.

Roman's the closest for me.

Is it time to commit sudoku?

>qt bearish guy starts working at my shitty job, we have friends in common and hit it off
>right off the bat basically confirms he is gay, talks about watching drag race and gay dramas
>we pass time just talking the whole shift, feels like it goes by in seconds.

>work together again, same shit, talk the whole time, laugh a lot, and then our hands accidentally meet putting away stock
>my heart jumps out of my chest, apologize and move on

We didnt work with each other for weeks after that, but then I see him on Grindr and message him while fake drunk, after I apologize for it he says >lol already forgotten and nothing else.
I'm really such an idiot

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now ur speaking my language user. If ur ever up in niagra post in the thread, we'll have some good christian fun

lol no, women are gross

Same. Same. It's mostly just in the beard at least for now, so I can still shave and look a little younger. Sucks looking 10 years older than you are. I'm mid-late 20s and already feel old.

just say you think he's cute you sperg. if hes dropping hints that hes gay hes into you.

Get pwned fagboy, that'll teach you for hoping

I mean he works with me though, what do if I get rejected and we work more together.
I also dont think Im his type, just guessing.

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Real life isn't a doujin sperg

if he rejects you just deal with it, rejection is a part of life.

>qt
>bear
pick one and only one

I wish I had someone who'd buy me Mon Hun then play it with me. It's gonna be a lonely weekend.

Am going to get grindr, wish me good luck!