We have plenty of neetbux, so don't worry about overspending.
ITT: We all go to the convenience store
Matthew Diaz
James Smith
buy all the spicy instant ramen noodles
Brody Evans
>sits in car and asks other anons to get me a slurpee
Samuel Sullivan
*empties slushy machine*
Connor Williams
I buy a double gulp Cherry Coke and Chocolate Pocky
Isaac Bailey
Can you grab me some Winston cigarets user?
Matthew Martinez
>goes to ATM
>buys vape and beer with moeny i earned
Robert Lopez
>be me
>separate from the group
>slowly walk around looking at everything, keeping distance from everyone
>nervously glance at the guy behind the counter cause he keeps looking at me and probably thinks i'm suspicious
>decide i don't actually want anything
>guy will definitely think i'm suspicious now oh fuck
>go get an arizona
>put it on the counter sheepishly
i-i'm gonna go outside and smoke while you guys finish
Blake Ross
>pack of luckies
>large nachos
>liter of diet mountain dew
>handful of lottery tickets
>regular box of condoms
>and a pack of trident gum
Ian Butler
2 V's and as much jerky as I can afford.
thanks bro
Andrew Wright
hey man can i bum a cig?
Kayden Torres
Where the fuck do I find Spicy Cajun Chicken? I haven't seen those since jail. 7/11 doesn't have that shit.
Michael Phillips
*Stacy buys the black licorice*
Benjamin Cox
>Walks inside
>Pulls out gun
>Doesn't harm anyone
>Blows brains out
Cooper Gutierrez
yeah for sure. need a light? i'm ready to get back, i got some dudelmao to take care of.
Dylan Wilson
This is off topic to the thread but I used to work at a 7/11 and I once saw some crackhead try to seduce the slushy machine. I kicked her out but I got a good kek or two out of it.
Nicholas Reed
I'm all out of sips, can someone get one for me?
Adam Collins
Yeah, I'll have two regular black and milds with the wooden tips, some zig zag mango blunt wraps and lighter. Any of you other niggas want anything?
Juan Barnes
Sure what do you want exactly?
Bentley Torres
ayy get me a sprite and a pack of green white owls my dude
Nathaniel Reed
Popeye's, if there's any of those near you.
Samuel Hall
Monster Ultra (the white one) and maybe one of these if they got them in store
Adam Perry
>spicy chilli n lime chips
>sour patch kids
>fiji water
Leo Wood
here you go bro
origi
Jace Barnes
Bro, thought we were cool, the fuck is this shit? At least get me some ms vickies jalapeno flavored, but this aint a sip.
Austin Jones
>green white owls
>not white grape white owls
I work at a convenience store (unfortunately).
I sort of wish a crazed nigger would just kill me already.
Instead, I just get bitched at by old white ladies and fat white dudes.
And the hardcore lotto players are really annoying (except the ones that tip me).
Colton Jenkins
Wrong choice bommer.
Tyler Green
the white grapes and other fruits are too sweet for me my dude, i like the plain ones, or the grassy ones.
i mean yeah its a blunt by im tryna taste this shit a little bit you feel me
Ayden Lopez
Pickin me up:
>Dr Pepper
>Couple Smart Waters
>Twinkies
>buncha chips (mostly original flavor, naturally)
James Watson
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP RIGHT NOW!
IM ROBBING THIS SHIT!
Adrian Davis
sorry about that, bro.
here's your chips
John Evans
>walk in head down
>pic related smile to the average bored looking roastie at the register
>grab shopping basket
>fills basket with as many monster energies as will fit
>thumps monster basket on counter
>pic related grin to roastie
>still got more shopping
>another basket
>couple boxes of aspirin
>handful of antibiotic ointment
>every package, bottle , and tube of personal lubricant in the store
>pic related to roastie
>oh look, they actually sell rope
>and duct tape
>meanders around the store inspecting every phallic object.
>time to checkout
>2nd basket loaded with lube, improvised dildos, rope, and duct tape
>pic related as roastie uncomfortably scans each item
>that will be mucho neetbux, sir she says with an uneasy voice
>reach down my pants and pull out a mass of crumpled mysteriously damp neetbux
>pic related at roastie
>she painfully counts the moist neetbux between gags
>h-have a g-good evening s-sir she manages
>pic related
>oooh, I most certainly will, beautiful.
>pic related
>blow kiss at her as I walk out the door into the night
Charles Hughes
What are you gonna do ski king?
Im picking up the phone and calling the cops right now.
John Reed
>*bang bang bang boom boom boom gun sound noises wowwee*
Ian Foster
>>pic related smile to the average bored looking roastie at the register
Where do you live that has roasties working at stores?
Where I am, it is all Pajeets, Mexicans, or super depressed white dudes.
Blake Flores
jokes on you, I'm Canadian wooooooooeeeeoh
Owen Clark
>holdin up a liquor store with a kimber and killing the clerk before he opens the register that only had $50
You're like a super retarded rich person or something
Aaron Gonzalez
FUCK FUCK FUCK THE PAJEET CLERK WITH THE FACEMASK COUGHED ON ME WHAT DO I DO GUYS?
Ethan Thompson
Where I live in LARPville every 7 11 is manned by average roastie or all ages
Anthony Evans
sucker-punch him right in the face
Liam Peterson
I want one smiley face cookie
Carson Perez
Any cough medicine??
Elijah Adams
>"Im a take this candy and uhhhh"
>pulls out uzi
>"GIMEE ALL THE CASH BITCH AND NO ONE HAS TO DIE! HURRY YOU FAGGOT"
>*shoots random roastie
>HURRY YOU FUCKING BOOMER BEFORE I CAP YOUR ASS NEXT
>*takes all the new earned neetbux*
>Well uhh have a nice day
Jose Phillips
OP, remember, I'm vegan, so buy me some BAKED potato chips and a 20 oz. Redbull.
Christian Brown
There's only one appropriate thing to do in this scenario.
>arrange bottles of soda as bowling pins without the clerk looking.
>roll another bottle towards it.
>shakedown 1979.
Kayden Martin
>double trips
nice my man
Jack Perry
2 prices of pizza, fuego takes, and a arizona green tea
Liam Miller
Also a juul
Andrew Fisher
> Potato chips
> Everclear
> Nine cheeseburgers
> Ice cream
> Sudafed
Liam Thompson
That's my shit
>t.poorfag
Christopher Torres
I've never been in a 7/11. They don't have them where I live. (An hour or two from New York City)
>Sour gummy worms
>Slushy/Energy Drink
>I saw anons say Nachos, I'd get some too
>The Turkey Hill near me has doughnuts, so I'd get a couple dozen for everyone to have one
Hey Anons I know a comfy spot a couple blocks over we can sit by the river and eat our snacks and talk.
Colton Cooper
a pack of swishers, an arizona southern style sweet tea, a bag of 7/11 brand sour strips, a bag of 7/11 brand salt and vinegar chips, and 3 for $3 chicken pepperjack taquitos
Julian Phillips
>We have plenty of neetbux, so don't worry about overspending.
Get everything in the shop.
/thread
Jacob Walker
>Meticulously wipes top of can with underside of shirt
Ian Harris
>asks cashier if they sell bottled wine
Kayden Ramirez
I would be in the parking lot fixing my car
Then I go in and make some crazy caffeinated drink with the sodas