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>"Whew, great workout user! Now drink up!"

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MOMMY

GIBBEM

THIS FUCKING THREADS DESERVE A PERMA BAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO ANONS DO THIS TO US WHY!

I'm on nofap day 94 or so and I want to fucking die and worst part is not these threads is IRL girls who dress like literal sluts showing half their butts and those figure hugging clothes and huge boobs cause it's still summer here and holy shit I want to slit my throat AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>day 94
kinda thought you'd be serene by now

The ride never ends....

but nofap is a fking meme lal

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Reminder she has gone on record to say she doesn’t care how much someone lifts

Read the chapter of Thus Spake Zarathustra on chastity. It can fuck you up.../noporn/ fapping at this point would probably be good for you. NO. PORN. FAGGOT.

Imagine her hanging over you and smothering you with those floppy sloppers like she wanted information out of you

Source

her, we (Jow Forums) had found her ask or what it's called from her instagram or some shit

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Will fit ever recover?

>tfw get hammered almost every weekend with he boys
Way ahead of you thot

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DAMN CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW!!??

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Naaaaaaaame pls

Why is her shirt bulging in the middle like that?
Does she have a third breast beneath the first two?

newfag detected

It's okay, I dunno either and I've been here all day for like two years

You know women are complete liars right?

didn't know objects can talk

I don't get what you mean

Only information she'll get out of me is my dna
If you catch my drift

congrats dude
I did nofap once for 99 days and then relapsed and the change didn't last. I'll never know what was waiting for me on the other side.

If you haven't gotten pussy by now why are you still doing it? not cumming at all is not the goal of nofap you're causing health issues if you don't get laid at all lmao.

my GFs have big titties but they are fat

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>tfw lactose intolerant
>even if I got a big tiddy gf I couldn't get milkies

They are, but its mostly lying for social reasons, rather than pathological ones.

There is virtually no benefit to lying in this scenario, except maybe to convince herself she isn't shallow. Her orbiters will still orbit her regardless, and now the fit autists who are allegedly good to fuck and nothing else now have less interest.

you should try talking to them

>impregnate her
>eat baby for perfect human amino acid profile
>eat placenta + umbilical cord for vitamins
>drink her milk for months
>repeat
It's foolproof. Be the baby mammal. Any adult male should be able to attract a suitable titcow, 1/2/3/4 does it

based

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If you go that long without fapping and you still aren’t having sex, what’s the point of doing it? Clearly has no positive benefits.

What was her name again?
I followed her on insta commented "mommy gimme milkers" and she blocked me

>tfw you'll never fuck a 10 like this
>tfw you'll only ever fuck average or slightly above average

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Its 2018 lady, we eat ass now.

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>or slightly above average
lmao don't get your hopes up mate
even Chad has to settle down with a bit above average most of the time if he doesn't have big pockets

Fuck, so it's worse than I thought.

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>Not alternating eating butt and suckin milkies

Good onya brother.
I once got to 87 days. And then relapsed to nsfw images posted on fit.
I was feeling soo good about everything, I always wonder how great I would feel if I kept the nofap streak going.

Ohh welll, back to mediocrity for now.

Bud you need to start meditating

Bringe and clue pilled

Out.

> ok user, finish up with her and come rest your head on my bottom!

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>shitty titties

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>shitty fake inflated ass
you brazilian or something?

terrible fake ass

fuckkkkkkkk

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MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVED

Full version

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she totally knows

Yeah she looks uncomfortable as fuck

>I'm on nofap day 94

the point isn't completely to stop fapping, especially if you're not having regular sex, it's to stop fapping 3+ times a day to deranged fetish stuff that's literally warping your brain

if you're not getting laid, fap to the fantasy of those girls in the dark or something rofl, trust me what you're doing is unhealthy

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Lmao wtf is that

AAAAAAAAA I DESERVE THIS

IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHRIGHT

PROVE ME WRONG

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T

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sauce

>its only day 7 of no fap
lawdy...

milk truck arib

How can I download this? It doesn't let me on the phone

Welp time to break no fap.

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don't do this to me

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J U S T

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It... It wasn't meant to be like *this*...

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It wasn't meant to be.

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Okay!
>drinks my own semen
Ahhhh! That was refreshing!

Everytime I do this my throat feels swollen. Not pleasant

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h-hey is this actually possible? Can I give me future gf something to make her lactate?

Google Steatopygia

Hamberlynn has it

So does inducing lactation cause you to lose weight? Cuz I remember reading that when girls start breastfeeding they end up burning a lot of calories just by producing milk

I know for a fact that this one chick I go to college with has a lactation fetish, she's kind of fat and wants to lose weight... And she's also probably not interested in me desu

Tell her you want to suck her tits.

this
what do you have to lose

fuck off, fatty

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A virginity

Does it work tho?

bound to work better than never telling her

Huh, I honestly thought it was Mikhaila Peterson for a minute there.

I meant the weight loss

Ehh, I know she browses /d/ (caught her in the library) so she'll either have ridiculously high standards or none at all. Maybe I'm overthinking this

sperm?

you are
go for it buddy

Thanks man, I have no idea where to begin, but fuck, it's worth a shot at least
Maybe we could even be gym partners... Fuck I'm getting feels. Time to close the tab

If she has a lactating fetish, she'll want someone to suck her tit. Lmao dude just go for it

>It wasn't meant to be
with you.

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Its her own fault.. i mean when you have a killer ass and have panties like that what do you expect? Half of the people on the beach want to breed with you and put it in your ass.