I am literally a god

I am literally a god.

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prove it. make bees come out of my dick or something

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>I am literally a god.
Please kill me

you're making this post so you can't be a god

Make me into a girl you cruel fuck

pic of me peeping.

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a new testament that no one will give a shit about again

You are literally incredibly unhappy

I am figuratively a piece of shit

Piety no. Just no.

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hey god. Can you make this girl love me please? ty.

can i worship you pls

I got dubs so now you have too


pls

>cuntboy

Yeah, no

Literally suck my dick.

Lies! Gods have abandoned this place.

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That's a cute picture.
You will be blessed now.

God I want to lick her thighs.

Dang. Cynka comes out of nowhere, claiming to be god and shit.. deep bass hiphop starts blaring, nobody was expecting it, everyone's staring. Now what, cynka? What are you doing?

Haha I killed the thread just by posting in it. I knew it. Haha...I'm hella dumb.

gives you attentions oh wow..

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here you go dude, take this you'll need it

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No. Dont. Nope

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oh wow a server

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Cool can you give me a gf or kill me or something please?

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WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME CVNKA? I WANT TO BE YOUR BITCHBOY SLAVE

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Nope cant.

Why would i want more of those

>tfw you find out you're God

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Cvnka if you're a God how come you haven't found a proper bf/gf?

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Invite link expired, unban me
Nimrod#0586

no, all you'll do is spam the link again.

N0 i wonte

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I am a god too but I have no control over my abilities. For example, I can make it rain or cause a car crash in another country but I can't choose when it happens

But you're literally spamming your own link?

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i dont go into other people server, to share my link. Nor do i mass spam invites to people in dm's.

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are you really as comfy in vc as people say?

She is! I can confirm that.

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That's for you to decide, but most people do say so.

>dm from cvnka
>has this server invite
Okay. I'll let you off with a warning this time.

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tell me more, how comfy are we talking?
you won't bully me right?

reeeeeeeally comfy. Easily my favorite person, could just sit down and talk to her all day.

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You wouldn't have the audacity to say that in the lake of fire, so repent.

i share it to friends, but i've never went into a server and dm every single person in the server with my server link.

i dont bully that often.

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What's the diff? You've posted it in another thread tonight for any random to join. I'm not arguing. Genuinely wondering.

Real god here. There will be a happening today. The likes of which humanity is not prepared for.

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