Make an order at drive through

vocaroo is a must

I'm 5'9, thin, good looking, but slightly autistic. Can you call me a babe too?
Let's netflix and chill one day

I don't like dating other Filipinos because Filipino food is boring. I like dating a guy outside my race because I like variety in food when going to a party. With Filipinos it's always lechon, adobo, ox tail soup, lumpia, fruit salad, panciet, chocolate meat. With a cambodian guy I can get some papaya salad and bbq. VARIETY!

could you get me a vocaroo of you degrading somebody named "raul"?

>make an order at drive through
>the shocked look she gives me for no particular reason

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helo im 6'11 mal from india wiht big dik. send nuds bich lasaga

Don't do this OP, people who like to get degraded have low self esteem.

Do a vocaroo where you wish user a happy day instead

You forgot to wipe the sperm of your left ear user

How about a skinnyfat white nerd.

Hello baby i am vietnamese..... 5'8
To fuck?

I'm a white guy who you'd instantly fall in love, but since this is the internet this is just fake n gay

Buzz off, Chad. Shes mine.

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I wouldn't like to be called babe by some brown gook either

What if she flashed her brown pussy at you?

My roommate does the same thing, she says it's just habit because her mom did it. I'm lucky if I can force a "thank you" out.

>work drive thru
>trying to get through my shitty everyday life
>customer pulls up
>open drive-thru window, complete transaction
>hand customer food
>"thanks babe"
>i just work here
>didnt ask for random fake flirting from someone i dont know
>im not prepared for this
>face contorts into confusion, uncomfort
>y-you too

I guarantee you they werent shocked or gave a shit at all. After about an hour into my shift, my brain turns off and you could call me a cocksucking fuckface and Itd still go in one ear and out the other and youd get my generic shiteating wagie grin.

instant ko by a powerful punch right into that cunt

Eyyo bitch imma nigga n i got a BIG DICK n 6'4 u want some bbc

He probably thought you were fucking autistic and didnt know how to react.

I would call the police, and animal control.

Not before she scoops up some period goop and flings it at your face.

You can cuddle her, after you watched us having sex. Deal?

>be OP
>larp as a girl on a cantonese noose tying forum
>cry my faggit self to sleep as usual
Kill yourself/10, great thread OP

Ill fuck and cuddle you and make her watch.

In that case I'd just strech out my pointing and middle finger, and slip them into her pussy. She'd cancel her offense and instantly moan and fall in love

What if she grabbed your arm, pulled it in, and made you stick your fingers up her cooch?

Miss me with that gay shit nigga. I'd tell her to tie your hands up and put a penis cage on you, just to be safe

>"Oh user. I love the feel of your greasy salty french fry fingers in my Mongolian puss puss."

I'd move her up to me, pretend to go for a kiss, tell her to close her eyes, and if she does call animal control on her

Ill tie her up, put a glock to your head "nigga", and cum deep in your asshole. Ill scoop it out and make you eat your shit and my cum.

Burn on hell, racemixing whore.

You really want to call animal control, huh?

Thanks. I get that a lot bbe

>thick rimmed glasses

This shit should've died with the 2000's

>implying she would get overpowered by a skinny manlet

Why would she flash her pussy on me then? She atleast has to pretend to be hard to get, in order to be considered worthy

You keep talking like that with them lips to me, boi, Im gonna have to kiss em.

She wants you to impregnate her so thay youll marry her and give her a greencard.

What do you need besides lumpia and adobo anyway?

Also
>diluting the most powerful race on earth

This shit happend to me, minus the marrying and greenpart and I rejected her. At the time I thought I was right, because I just got to know her at the time, but everyone made jokes how I missed the opportunity to fuck a girl that practically threw her pussy at me

I'd just have to stretch my right leg in a 30 degree angle, and you'd instantly fall over and be unconscious, because you have the frail body of a 90 year old

>Order on the phone to takeaway
>asks "What's your name for the order?"
>"Sacha"
>Go pick it up
>"Oh I need to see your ID to make sure it's you"
>"Oh I thought you're a girl"
This is what I have to deal with, your problems are minor!

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>filipino
yuck
t. ausfag

>need to show id
what the fuck you're just ordering food, right?

Dont do that! Id have to sniff your butthole and balls!!!

Good thing that you blacked out then and thus are not a threat anymore

>Is so much of an insecure incel that he argues and continually caveman grunts as if anyone give a fuck how e-stong he makes himself make sound, with some user pretending to be a fag for lulz.

Get a fucking life. What a fucking orbiter loser.

Did somebody say "blacked"?

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I'm a black american kang im not like the other betas

be my girlfriend

please

>calling anyone a loser on this site

I'm just having fun, what's your excuse?

Are you fat? I wont date you if you are fat, user.

Yeah but I need to show ID to get it because I already paid.
And apparently my name and voice lead them to thinking I'm a girl.

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I'm a sad excuse for a human being. I cry every other day. I don't know why. I think it's a mental defection.

Filipinos are the underrated asians, the women I've met all had hilarious sense of humors

no the military people said my body is perfect for my height

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>uhh ok *hands you a soda*
>would you like some sauce, sataniafag?

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this. But viet girls are somewhat superior

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ive bought food with a credit card using an app or phone before and they dont ever ask me for id, just for the name
even if i was picking up an order for my mother or something
thats some shit user im sorry

are you a qt

This guy here is not me, but he's right in the "call animal control" part. Alternatively, shoot her for puling me in, she violated the NAP.

Go serve niggers burgers and fries, avatar fag.

>Thinks calling a drive-through employee "babe" is LOL HILAAAAARIOUS
>Good sense of humor.

No.

No she wanted the ID in order to call you Why didn't you pick up the phone?

What do you mean?
I guess it's different here she just verified my name I think.
And I'm not sure I think my voice is just soft and that makes people mistake me for a girl..

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She probably wasn't expecting such a big sexy hunk of a man to pull up to her window of all places. You should have asked for her number.

Bumping this going to order some Asian food right now, what should I get?

Some hairy asian pussy for dinner.

Remove the highlights, they look trashy. Why can't black-haired people use clothing to compliment themselves? Why is it always the same shitty "get un-needed piercings, red hair dye and tank tops" rather than putting an effort into improving yourself not for a partner but for the benefit of the state and its people, God I get so annoyed. Respect your genes. tbf Eraserheads are probably the only thing that ever came out of the Philippines.

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The most cringeworthy name I have ever been called

I would just report you for harassment