ITT post times girls spilled their spaghetti on you

>be working in farmer's market type stall, helping out a friend
>egyptian 16 y/o girl who also works there gets a crush on me, hangs around my stall giggling with her friend a lot
>eventually her friend comes up to me "hey my friend has a crush on you hehe" *points to egyptian girl*
>egyptian girl isn't that cute but her friend is, so I give her my number, think maybe I can make something happen
>egyptian girl starts texting me like crazy, gets angry when i don't text back immediately, she's basically a female version of the indian guys saying "show bobs" over and over again on instagram
>Lose patience, give up on plan to get with her friend, start ignoring egyptian completely
>she flips out and threatens to get her muslim brothers to attack me
>I blow up, call her an dumb and tell her to never contact me again
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>>egyptian girl isn't that cute but her friend is, so I give her my number, think maybe I can make something happen
fucking kek

The amount of jacked ghetto niggers that btfo that retarded bullshit is truly amazing.

Fucking cringe at this losers story

Neckbeard

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Are you a United kingdoman?

nah this actually happened in Pennsylvania

Girls are weird sometimes

Retard

story somewhat related

>Be me at 15
>get invited to sleep over by girl that likes me
>its me, one other guy and 2 girls
>girl that invited me at the time liked me but I was too oblivious to notice
>we watch a bunch of dumb movies
>girl nudges me and says we have to look for her cat so she can show me
>go to her parents bedroom(they arent home)
>she bends over underneath her parents bed
>short shorts are pulled up into her ass crack
>can clearly see pantyline
>kissless virgin me stares hardcore for about 20 seconds
>finds him
>she seems more reserved afterwards
>go back to watching dumb movies
>I fall asleep at like 11

Next day we went to the mall

>we go to food court
>pretend not to have money because poor and don't want to eat
>she offers to buy me subway
>feeling guilty, I just buy myself a subway
>she watches me eat, didn't get anything herself
>I got everything on the subway sandwich, including all the peppers
>sweating like a pig in front of her
>"wow user you must really like peppers haha"

God I feel badly about that girl, I tried to get with her years later but she said the feelings were gone. My high school sweetheart was right there but I was too autistic to notice.

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I could never recognize when a girl was doing something wrong or awkward because I blamed myself for every failed interaction with them. There were always a bunch of tall older girls that would fuck with me throughout 4-7th grade, I had no idea what to think or what to do, but in retrospect they were fucking creepy.

Imagine how she must have felt.
She goes under the bed doggystyle, probably wanting you to rape her from behind or at least mention her ass then escalate but all you do is stand there in silence
Now she's insecure about her body, she feels stupid for even trying, and she probably cried herself to sleep running those 20 seconds over and over again in her head
Both of you were autistic

>working at front desk hotel for the night shift for a while after high school
>usually pretty boring, mainly just get the last few stragglers and help whoever calls the front desk.
>qt blonde my age comes to the front desk to ask for more towels
>say no problem and grab the keys to the laundry room
>she even follows me into the laundry room itself while I inspect the towels (Need to make sure the mexicans didnt just fold them up).
>She's all red and stammers "T-Thanks, you're cute!" and runs off to her room with the towels.
It was kinda shocking because before I started working out I was pretty out of shape and a girl never told me that before.
Boosted my confidence bretty gud

The most common thing I notice is mimicking

>sitting on the bus
>hispanic girl sitting across the aisle from me
>can see her sneaking glances from my peripheral
>look up to read ads on the bus wall
>she looks up too
>kek
>take a drink from my water bottle
>she grabs hers and starts drinking too
>start browsing my phone
>guess who took out theirs too

what a loser

she's gotta go back

I'm more talking about getting followed and chased despite obvious fear and discomfort, knowing that you're being discussed as a target, feeling totally powerless, and then living with years of regret and self-hatred for not handling it like an adult despite being a child.

skinwalker learning your mannerisms
look out bro

i get everything on my subway too, way to be bro.

Girls are so fucking annoying. Just say you wanna fuck? It's like they actually think we care and get embarrassed about it or something.

It goes both ways bro

Sounds like you were just gay, user

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Not really. Gays literally just fuck each other whenever it's not a big issue because they are all guys.

I like girls, just not girls that look down at me in groups of 3

good for you man, this is a nice wholesome story

>At new job
>A part-time 8/10 girl came back to work after being out of it for 3 months following an operation
>Never saw or worked with her before
>She avoids eye-contact which I found weird af
>Other coworker asks her if she thinks I'm hot
>Her face goes red af and she just starts to giggle
>She walks away
>Everytime I tried to talk to her her face turned red
>We have to close up together
>It's 11PM and nobody else around
>She's finally opening up
>End up talking till 5AM
>Go on date next week
>Been together for almost 6 months

>19
>not even fit. still kinda chubby but i had a tiny bit of muscle and broad shoulders
>meet a girl through an app called yik yak. basically normie Jow Forums based on location
>get her to my room, she's sitting on my bed
>she can't stop looking at the ground and fiddling with her hands while a movie plays
>ask if she's okay
>"s-sorry user, i just don't do this much"
>she's a white chick at a huge uni, so i fuckin doubt that immediately
>got her down to her panties and 2 fingers deep before she pulled the "i don't think i'm ready for sex. can we do this again sometime?"
>sure, whatever lmao
we stopped fooling around when she found out i was fucking another girl regularly and talking to a couple more, and she got mad.
i should probably go back to college, looking back at it.

Mac is unironically a cuck in real life. Kind of disappointing.

>talks about other women in front of women
>19
Checks out.

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i didn't, her friend saw me on tinder and she went full private investigator and started asking/having her friends ask girls about me.
it was some weird shit, but when she confronted me about if i was talking to other girls i wasn't gonna lie. we weren't dating so i kinda assumed she was seeing/talking to other dudes anyway, so i didn't think it mattered

cute. have you fucked her ass yet?

Nah man, I'm not into that and I dont feel the need to. She likes to be submissive thou and her code word to fuck is that she wants to cuddle. Got a real connection with her.

>gets cute GF
>doesn't fuck her ass

You're so bloody annoying kid.

A lot of men would pay good money to get dominated by grade school children

It just doesn't turn me on. She likes light slapping, being choked and some bondage which is more my kink aswell.

Cringe thread then?

>>gets cute GF
>>doesn't fuck her ass

But it smells like poop.

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>broke up with ex in high school as a twink 6’ 140
>legitimate fighting and hatred and scheming etc
>nothing but pure hatred between the two of us
>see her for the first time in 2 years at 205lbs
>she just says “fuck” and leaves
?? Did I win

I feel you bro.
when i was in high school a girl said she liked me to my face and i did nothing. I still regret it.

Poofter
just fuck another man and get it over with.

So I'm autistic. What are you supposed to do? Just grab her ass?

Depends. Post body. She may have just been lamenting even having to see your face.

If they were horny then sure, but they were just mean bitches playing mean bitch games

>muslim brothers
>i blow up

every time

>talking to girl about college
>first time renting a house with a bunch of friends, so I'm excited
>she mentions that I should try subletting for extra money
>"Actually I might need a place to stay next summer, if you want to work something out?"
>i literally go brain dead for five seconds and just stare at her
>she frowns
>"s-sorry for asking, user"

barely talked to her after that and had a blast at college

laugh and say you can see her ass
she'll either be embarrassed, angry, or into it
in whichever case you can then tell her she has a nice ass
if she's not into it at that point, she'll either be so totally embarrassed that you have to still press the issue, but almost patronizingly, or so faux-angry that it's actually hilarious, and being patronizing in that situation is even more fun
basically, be patronizing unless she stands up to you, in which case you've got a keeper

This was basically it for me in high school.
>user, you're so cute!
>Wow, your voice is getting deeper
>I really wish I could go out for coffee right now...
I hate aspergers and I hate my life.

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This thread is about women spilling spagett, not us.

girls who try to get by on dropping hints are retarded
you're better off user

Just make some kind of sexual joke and try to escalate the situation
Like, "Take your time, I'm enjoying the view" or some bullshit like that
She'll probably giggle or egg you on, then you just feel her up and finger her on her parent's bed

I dont know if this is a positive thing but
>go to a gym that has trainers that watch you work out and help your form so you dont hurt yourself
>girl trainer around my age
>never helps anyone, doubt she even knows what good form is
>everytime i look up after a set shes watching me and turns her head
>she'll come behind me and cheer me on, never does this to anyone else
>she high fives me when i finish my workout everytime, again, never seen her do this to anyone else
>talks to me during my warm up and smiles the whole time
>want to make a move but i dont want to shit where i go to the gym
>also cant tell if its attraction or if she thinks im literally retarded, because these are things i would do to encourage a retard working out
Life is hard

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I hope so. She was a literal 9/10 and I can't help myself from thinking back about how much of a beta I was.
She ended up dating the one guy I absolutely hated after the semester was over and fucked a nigger at the end of senior year. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't get with a future coal burner.

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I'm the user from and I agree with your sentiment.

I was ordering my daily iced macchiato at Starbucks once and the cashier asked "do you want cream on you?" instead of "do you want cream on your macchiato?"
I said yes.

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>>want to make a move but i dont want to shit where i go to the gym

Why do you guys do this to yourselves? Worst that could happen is she brushes you off. No big deal.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah she wants the d

Just take her to the movies and ginger her

Women don't like being sprinkled with spices, user

Kekked
thanks for looking out for us oblivious normies

>I was ordering my daily iced macchiato at Starbucks

jesus christ how much money do you blow on that shit.

heh

$5+tax five times a week for seven years minus a couple weeks a year for vacations or staying home that day.

No girl will ever spill any spaghetti for me

yeah I don’t know if that’s true

>not seasoning the pussy before you eat it

>Be me at 10 years old
>Tomboy girl lives down the street from me
>Usually cool headed unless she's around me
>Biggest hint she was into me was when she said she wanted to practice French kissing when I was 13
>Run away from home
>Start living at my friend's houses and her's
>Accidentally walk into the bathroom after she just got out of the shower
>Door wasn't even locked
>Spaghetti
>Spaghetti all over the bathroom like chocolate in Dumb and Dumberer
>tfw she only spilled her spaghetti around me even more after that
>Fast forward some time
>She gets stabbed by some would be gang banger who didn't like us because Brooklyn Heights why the fuck not
>PocketSand.avi has been activated
>Threw wrist weights I had in my coat pocket at his face and knocked him the fuck down
>Pick her up and do a mad dash to the hospital a few blocks down
>Stay with her at the hospital
>This pretty much sealed the deal with her towards me
>Leave home again after time goes by and pretty much hitch it by foot to my mother's house
>Friends all come with me including her
>Enter Winter
>Shacked up in an abandoned train on the side of the tracks
>She didn't bring proper blankets
>Let her sleep under mine
>Always made sexual advances on me but stopped halfway
>Eventually grow very fond of her because being around someone for almost 15 years does that to you
>She ends up in the hospital again
>I stay by her bedside
>All day
>All night
>When she wakes up she acts surprised and flustered in a half awake half high on pain medication sort of way and comments on how I stayed that long when I had work
>Leaned over and kissed her and told her she's more important to me
>Fast forward to today
>That bashful yet semi forward tomboy is my wife now.
>tfw we sleep, wake, eat train and recover together
>tfw you couldn't ask for a better training partner than your wife

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they're testing for autism

You'd be surprised
Just lift a lot, dress well, and have confidence
Ugly girls will spill their spaghetti like crazy if you just approach them and give a compliment
Assuming you're not facially retarded

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Even if this happened this sounds so lame and you actually thought about it later and decided to make a thread on it.

*snap*

I'm happy for you

>spending 2000 dollars a year on meme coffee
*snap*

what the fuck is this gay shit? how many dicks have you sucked user?

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This thread is about girls spilling spaghetti not you sexually assaulting women who are too scared you’ll murder them if they say no user

Take it. You'll probably jerk off to it later, fag

This sounds fake...

but on the off chance it isn't, good for your user.

>so poor and unemployed that he can't spend a tiny bit of money everyday
Are we counting different dicks? And over what time frame?

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>boomer movie quotes
Get off of my board you fucking normie

>so poor and unemployed that he can't spend a tiny bit of money everyday
>Go to Dunkin Donuts
>Pay fraction of a price for the same quality coffee

It's the same argument that Macfags make. Just because you pay more doesn't mean you're living a higher quality life, it just means you're more foolish with your finances.

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Going to any coffee shop is retarded, You can make identical coffee for pennies at home.

Sorry user but they were genuine questions
>going to Starbucks for the coffee
Oh my sweet summer child...

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"hey kate do you remember that autist who thought it was okay to undress in a working environment"
"good thing he got canned lmao"

Not disagreeing with you but the other user's fucking retarded for going to Starbucks for not even the coffee alone. Certain coffee places are fine in a pinch when you don't have time to brew your own, but learning how to make your own coffee just right at home is God tier.

I havent interacted with a woman since I finished high school 11 years ago.

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What a queer. Fuck her ass it's the best thing ever.

Or just not going to any coffee shop at all. It's all overpriced garbage. I just buy whole roasted beans, grind them in the morning, and brew my own coffee in a french press. It's so much better, not to mention cheaper.

For 1-2k dollars you could also buy one of those top-of-the-line coffee machines like a Jura. Which IMO is needlessly expensive, but even that would be a steal compared to the hassle of spending that much plus commute plus waiting in line for meme coffee from starcucks or dunkin or wherever.

Fitness cringe. Post em

going to cafés is alright for talking to people while drinking coffee
if you are going somewhere and get a coffee to go you are a retard no matter how much money you have*

*except you are actually rich, but then you should probably get your coffee from your personal chef who can prepare it for you and air drop it from a f-35 with a guided coffee deployment device anywhere in the world within 2 minutes