Chad stories thread
>be me 21 years old
>fucking my 9/10 mistress gf
>finish the job
>make sure to leave the condom on the top of the trash bin so my mom can "accidentally" see the condom in the morning confirming that I'm not a virgin
It seems that she noticed it the next day since she looked at me weird a few times, obviously pleasantly surprised that her son is actually a stud
Who else /chad/ here?
Yikes and cringed
Your mom looks at you weird cause you're posting fake stories on an image board
>tfw did exactly the same thing but the girl was a 7/10
We're all gonna make it
What the fuck is a "mistress gf"
shoulda made a sex tape and "accidentally" sent it to her. show her your moves user.
an old used up roastie that's still in shape
If you wanted to make sure your mom knew you lost your virginity you should have fucked her instead.
>21 years old
>decide to hang out with 1/10 fat chick in the hopes of getting laid (desperation)
>at her apartment, she takes her pants off
>her vag is disgusting, smells like shit
>decide I need to get the fuck out of there
>tell her "how does it feel to have a crazy person in your house?"
>start acting crazy
>she asks me to leave
wew that was close
Saved
Lmao. I would’ve just left
Fucking hell nigga
based user
now thats thinking on your feet
My sides are shattered
>be me 24 years old
>Finish fucking my 10/10 polish immigrant maid gf.
>Make sure to leave full condom on trash can so mommy sees it next morning.
Go to sleep, my friend comes over and enters through the window, been doing this since we were kids and it’s an old habit.
Next morning he leaves via the front door, “bye mr and mrs user”
It seems that she noticed it the next day since she looked at me weird a few times, obviously pleasantly surprised that her son is actually a stud.
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Who else /chad/ here?
Good shit user
Digging up an old one ey user?
>be me
>fell for the ascension meme
>Jow Forums but I haven't gotten laid in over a year
the day of the rope is soon
Aye pal, it’s been floating for years, al lest.
Few years? That pasta is atleast half a decade old now
Kek neefs tp be a meme