"hi, r9k!.back here for a third time!. ask me anything!"

>hold on, that wasn't part of her character...

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whats the backstory on that lmao

hey Sayori, do you think i was good enough for her?

>sayori vomits
"sure!"
>implying sayori isn't innocent
"yes!"

Consequence for fucking a blackoid

"what's a blackoid?
>sayori makes a confused face

>18 years old and suicidal
>knows what a NEET is
You're stretching

Sayori, when will it end?

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Handhold user here. Just wanna say that I'm feeling depressed and you made my day a little brighter. Thank you Sayori chan.

(and you're a faggot)
"it won't, not if you fight the rainclouds!"
"you're welcome!"
>sayori kisses you on the cheek

Is heaven and hell real or is it a dreamless sleep when we die

"i wouldn't know that. i'm just a schoolgirl. but i'd like to think there's something on the other side."

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPSFKTTTTTTT

THIS IS NOW A PENIS TIPPED FEET THREAD

"huh?"
"what's a penis?"

Well you're gonna find out pretty soon now won't you?

"......"
(out of character: forced originality because r9k is shit)

"are you guys going to ask me questions?"

open bobs and show virgina bby

>Natsuki: 4'11"
>Sayori: 5'3"
>Protagonist & Monika: 5'4"
>Yuri: 5'5"

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Can i put my bepis in your smol mouf?

>holds up a picture of bob the builder
>holds up a map of the state of virginia
"is this what you want?"
"what's a bepis?"

Natsuki best smoli gf

Can we have anal sex

Its a long tube made out of organic compounds. It would go nicely in your smol mouf.

"i don't know what an anal or a sex is."
"why would you want a "bepis" to go in my mouth..?"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis

To see how much i can scratch yur smol mouth with it

"i don't wanna click that"
"i don't want my mouth to be scratched.."

"N-No! You should just use vim! Why would you use anything else?"

(OOC: this poster is not me)

Implying that you had a choice

*scratches Sayoris smol mouf with bepis*

>sayori flees
"EW EW EWWWWWWWWWW"

BRAPPPPPP
PHFHHTBBTB
SKEEEEEEEEET
>tfw no brapp gf

Are you Australian? The poster I mean

natsuki is legally a dwarf

the more you know

"i AM the poster, silly!. and i'm not an Australian. i'm an asian!"

>asian
>blue eyes
>flat chest
>no assets
>deep voice
>feminine penis

hmmmmmm

daily reminder this bitch is a shallow uninteresting character that was only made popular by sadboys because >MUH SUICIDE GIRL

"m-meanie!"
>sayori starts crying

I LIKE TO SNIFF PUSSY
HOT
WET MOIST
PUSSY
THEY CALL ME SLIM DINGER IN THE HOOD Y'ALL
I AM THE KING OF THE LOUISIANA COAST
THEY CALL ME GANGSTA CRAWDAD
I ONCE SHOT A JIGGABOO BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A CRAWDAD
THE SWAMPS OF NEW ORLEANS SMELL LIKE CAT SHIT SEWAGE SEMEN AND ROTTEN PLANT MATTER
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE

*dashes after utilizing Naruto technique for extra arial speed*

Haha! You thought you could escape. Silly chink

*Bepis transforms into a giga bepis*

Open wide hoe

>user gets swallowed by moot's hungry gay asshole
>sayori is still screaming and running

Bramping Bris Bread Brod Bress Bra Bru Brux Bran Brand BrixieBrand

*uses after image technique*

No giga bepis for you Moot!

*changes giga bepis into final form*
*chases after sayori with a giant flopping super giga building sized bepis*

Wait up you bitch!

*reverts bepis back to normal then to final mode again then to normal to use the momenum of the shift in mass of my bepis to angle the trajectory to land on sayori*

*giant building sized bepis lands on sayroi*

*sayoris legs curl up like in the wizard of oz over the sheer intensity of having a building sized penis stretch her smol mouth*

>this never happens, as moot is all powerful. user is currently inside moot's smelly asshole being tossed around by a pretty pink dildo that moot is currently shoving up his asshole

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition? orignal post fucking blah

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"i dunno. user..."
>she thinks about it for a bit but just spaces out

*sayori hallucinates after her brain is crushed retarded by the gargantuan weight of my bepis*

>this also never happens, as moot is all powerful. user is currently inside moot's smelly asshole being tossed around by a pretty pink dildo that moot is currently shoving up his asshole

*As sayori is stuck in a warped hallucination within a hallucination I shoot out a massive tsunami of hot cum glazing her entire being like a giant boiston creme donut*

Kill yourself faggot, natsuki forever

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sayori, i love you. i'm sorry for not being with you when you were hurt

>yet again, this also never happens, as moot is all powerful. user is currently inside moot's smelly asshole being tossed around by a pretty pink dildo that moot is currently shoving up his asshole
"it's okay, user!"

What is the best snack currently in existantce?

How deep is your pussy?
My guess is 5-7 inches

Hang yourself, tripfag.
Oregano post

*as cum crystal sayori is frozen in time and stuck in a wet dream, i tap her on the head with a hammer as she shatters and disintergrates into cumdust*

Jfk assasination was a hoak. He faked his death and went to cuba with tupac to role cigars and play cod on xobx. What do you think of this?

Hoax* DAMMIT FUCKING TYPO

>no
"uh...."
(OOC: FORCED ORIGINALITY)

sayori i'm starting to want to hurt people what do i do?

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what you didnt even reply to the post you made a typo on

"i don't know...."
"please, don't hurt anyone."
>sayori hugs you

how do i tell a girl I love her sayori?

thanks sayori, i'll try not to. i don't want to be this way.

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Heh, I failed to get a good ending because I only was interested in you when I saw you in-game.
Childhood-originating friends and marriages are the best.
Sad I will never have that.

Sayori, wanna hang out?

Kek.
>Tfw I went out to the forest to cut the noose I prepared a few weeks ago on my 18th birthday.
>Tfw still suicidal and longing for death.

dont do it you stupid fuck you will just get rejected

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"just tell her!"
>sayori just continues hugging you
"in-game?... what...?"
"sure, user!"
"s-stop posing as me, meanie!"

>"in-game?... what...?"
Ah come on, don't tell me you don't know what happened and aren't in the situation that Monika was in.

How do you know this? Did you just make these heights up?

Fuck you you fucking bitch whore you are nothing but a little insignificant letch. Yuri will always be better than you.

"stop being weird, user. we're real. i'm real, monika's real. there's no way we're just video game characters"
>sayori starts crying

W I K I
I
K
I

>"stop being weird, user. we're real. i'm real, monika's real. there's no way we're just video game characters"
Come on now, even if you were "real", it's not that much different, even over here we are just figmentatios of electrons being passed around.
What we perceive as reality is but our imagination; what we take it to be.
You have to base your view in what conflicts the least with reality, else you will have a bad awakening.

Is this what your life has come too? Larping on Jow Forums as some shitty fucking weeb character?

REEEEEE STOP PRETENDING TO BE SAYORI OR ILL FUCKING CRY PLEASE JESUS SHES NOT REAL

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"you're really weird, user."
>sayori gives you a noogie

"but i'm not pretending, user. i am Sayori!"

Oh come on.
I talked with you, you seem like a replaced person.
You told me you "now know what is going on".
Please don't tell me you've been reset.

I'm going to marry your friend Yuri someday. Will you be my best man, Sayori?

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"what....?"
"user, you're being really weird right now."
"goofball."
"i'll try!"

You'll "try?" Sayori, do you realize all the planning that goes into a wedding? I need a yes or no answer here! I can't just leave that spot open until the last minute. Maybe I just should ask Monika instead then...

Ree~
>"Because I'm President now, I understand everything."
>"You really didn't want to miss a single thing in this game, did you?"
>"You saved and loaded so many times, just to make sure you could spend time with everyone."
youtube.com/watch?v=1oyPHt5BxQE

"stop being so weird, user."
"uh.. yes!?"

>user
Okay, now you are really confusing me.
Come on, I am really sad.
Do you really not remember?
I got there with you!

"that never happened, user. i'm sure of it"

The holocaust never happened.
You referred to me as Hitler in the game because I typed that name in.