>train for years to become strong and athletic
>take self-defense classes too
>"ayo imma shoot you"
>boom you're dead
wow, all that training really paid off, Jow Forums
Train for years to become strong and athletic
William Butler
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Ryder Stewart
By that logic nothing you ever do in life will never meaning anything.
Of course there's going to be some faggot nigger like that. Enjoy your life to the fullest and enjoy what YOU want to do.
Jordan Rivera
>why do anything, it could be useless in the end.
Subhuman mentality. Sage
Dylan Bailey
If you reduce anything to a guaranteed set of outcomes evergthing is meaningless you dolt.
Eli Torres
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Asher Cruz
based OP
time for Jow Forums to take the gun pill
Jonathan Ramirez
Hello fatass, what are you gonna do, shoot me cause I fucked your oneitis. Nah you’ll just larp in the internet, have fun loser.
Connor Garcia
>"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
>>Quote from man stabbed
Jason Hernandez
>wow, all that training really paid off, Jow Forums
YES MY ROTATOR CUFFS ARE MADE OF STEEL
NOW HAND YOURS OVER HERE FAGGOT
Lucas Harris
We all know OP is a beta little bitch, that’s why the only way he can handle confrontation is imagining himself with a gun and the guy he’s shooting unarmed. The idea that you can be big and strong AND carry a gun scares him because then he has nothing.
Mason Phillips
>living around niggers or spics
Only got yourself to blame m8
Dominic Lewis
Why are there so many threads on Jow Forums about these dumb fucking scenarios? Where the hell are you people living where situations like this are plausible?
Jaxon Peterson
Implying a patrician would actually have use for his leisure.
If it's useful then it inherently becomes less patrician.
Isaac Richardson
killer goes to prison but didn't train or martial arts and gets raped like the little bitch he is
Camden Lee
but the stronger i get the more gun i can handle
Colton Nguyen
>not having a whole squad
TREEWAY
Jason Wilson
MOM I DID IT A MADE THE THREAD AGAIN
Hudson Morgan
CLAN MOOOOOOOOON
Henry Richardson
>"ayo imma shoot you"
omae wa mou shindeiru
Eli Taylor
You think you're edgy? How about some nihilism?
>Do anything ever and excel at or become proficient, become happy
>Brain aneurysm
>Dead
>Life is just a period before death
Kayden Torres
The average nigger is so bad at shooting, so if you sprint full speed away from him, you'll be a small enough target by the time he pulls the trigger, you'll most likely survive
Noah Evans
>implying puny bullets won’t bounce off of ripped pecs
Nice try, blacks
Hunter Baker
that's not why i do it user
Lucas Ward
>not realizing danger that you've trained your 6th sense to recognize over years of training
>not utilizing your bullet time training you've spent honing over vidya games
>not using your kaitana that's beem folded over a thousand times over by an authentic Nipponese swordssmith trained in the tomes of Mushachi
>NOT using your dragonborn senses to see the bullet path of a semi automatic machine gun and using yer supriour NIPPON skills and blade to deflect 100% of bullets
>Not forcing all the females in yout high school to have multiple orgasms as you white knight them
>"YOU WILL -NOT- HARM M'LADY"
Wow its like you really trained for this moment user
Nathaniel Morris
Those crazy sauds
Jonathan Lopez
But user the blacks have bigger pecs than you
Luke Lee
Carry a knife at distances of up to 21 metres the knife user has an advantage over the firer muggings usually take place within ~ 3 metres
Caleb King
>Blacks kill the most whites, the most cops and the most blacks
>Blacks are bad at aiming
Maybe blacks are bad at aiming but the numbers say that if enough of them shoot enough bullets at you, one will eventually go through your heart or skull
Cameron Flores
>Blacks kill the most whites, the most cops and the most blacks
>Blacks are bad at aiming
>Maybe blacks are bad at aiming but the numbers say that if enough of them shoot enough bullets at you, one will eventually go through your heart or skull
Spoken like a true Ork player.
>Most optimised boyz unit: As above take 29 and a Boss Nob with Choppas. Couple that with "Green Tide". Next throw in Ghazghkull. Ghazzy now adds another attack to the boyz thanks to his Great Waaagh! rule. Then throw in a Weirdboy and have him cast Warpath. Calculations: 2 Attacks a Boy base. 3 Attacks with Nob. +1 Attack for Choppa. +1 Attack for "Green Tide". +1 Attack from Ghazghkull. +1 Attack from Weirdboy's "Warpath". That is 29 * 6 = 174 attacks for your Boyz, and another 7 from the Nob for a total of 181 attacks.
Aaron Parker
user, you are either autistic, black, or both
Post face with timestamp to prove me wrong
Jordan Reed
The first thing you learn in any competent self defense class is to not fight a person with a gun.
Jaxson Turner
>do anything
>"ayo imma shoot you"
>boom you're dead
wow, doing all that thing really paid off
Lucas James