Can I have an autistic step by step guide in starting conversations with chicks in public or in a bar ?
Hard mode: She is sitting with her friends on a table and they are all girls.
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just be yourself bro
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: say some random shit
Step 3: take her home
Step 4: insert penis in vagina
If you fail step one, don’t even try
I know this is a long watch...but what do you think ?
Step 1: be white
Step 2: be ft or get fit
Step 3: stand next to an asian girl
that's it, she will literally do all the work
put yourself out there
be vulnerable
just go up and talk to the girl
if she doesnt like you then it wasn't going to work out anyway.
you want to be with someone who wants to be with you
Dont think in terms of are you good enough, judge the girl instead
Girls typically like the ‘bad boy’ so here’s what I find works for me.
>leather jacket, skinny jeans, white singlet
>fake tattoos sleeves on arms that you can pull up.
>hand in pocket walk up to her and just look at her, look at her friends and smirk
>lean in to her and whisper, “I’m armed”
At this point she I’ll be wet.
>”follow me” usually you can go to an alleyway or something and then it’s home run.
>in case you’re too autistic to understsnr.
>alleyway, kiss her neck, tell her she looks beautiful
>turn her around against a wall and pull her pants down/skirt up.
Away you go.
>tfw only want to pick up girls in the gym
They're at least showing they care about their bodies and willing to put the effort into something
that's more than the average thot
>When you see a girl in the squat rack early on in the gym and then does sweatcy ab work next to you
Hi I'm (say your name), what's your name?
Saying shit like, "I thought you were cute" "You looked interesting" is optional. Go practice it, girls get talked to all the time, just dont be weird and your encounter prob wont be memorable if she isn't interested.
OP here...
You guys really suck.
Here is what I find out what works.
1.Hi
2.Ask for her name
3.Introduce yourself
4.Ask for nationality
5.Pray to god you have something to say about her country when she answers.
6. State your piece of shit country
7. Ask her what she does for a living
8. Act interested in what she said about her occupation
9.Ask her about her education
After this...I'm fucking done. I blankly stare at her and autism takes over.
The fact that girls really cant talk for shit and always expect us to every single thing from approaching them to keeping the conversation going is fucking triggering desu desu
I just want a qt that can talk FFS
If we knew how to do this we wouldn’t be on Jow Forums on a Friday night.
At 3am
literally the same, I think the problem is in us because if she was into you, she'd be the one asking questions
Don't listen to these other faggots OP
Here's a guide to day game:
Only go for girls that show some level of interest (glancing at you repeatedly, fixing her hair and fidgeting with her hands, suddenly checking her phone a lot)
Cold approaching is retarded, don't talk to someone who doesn't want to be talked to
If a girl locks eyes with you for a while (you should know if it's an inviting stare), smile
If she smiles back, go talk to her
Introduce yourself, give her a compliment (don't overdo it), then just make small talk (if you can't small talk for 2 minutes with someone, kill yourself)
The most important part is nonverbal, you could talk about the weather and still leave with her number
Give her lusty looks while she's talking (don't be autistic with this) and keep good eye contact. You can convey so many emotions through just your eyes
If at any point a sexual topic gets brought up, don't look down or lower your voice. Look her directly in the eyes and speak clearly
After like 2 minutes, make up an excuse to leave and ask for her number so you can talk more later
Stay mysterious. Don't let her find out you're actually autistic and jerk off to trap sfm threads. Do most of your talking in person and try not to text too much
You want her to fill in the gaps of her knowledge with her imagination. The less she knows about you, the better she'll think you are. If it comes down to it, lie your ass off
Obviously this only really applies to 1 on 1 situations
Now get the fuck out there
If you have a step by step tutorial, you're gonna fail. Read the How to be attractive post by Hotell Concierge to know why. It's a damn good read.
Tbh to make it easy just have friends and start off in group settings, the cold approach IS hard to learn for most guys without looks but you can get there eventually, just put your time in bro, baby steps.
Learn to be the one of or multiple of these things in a group and you will immediately be the best off with the ladies (unless you get absolutely mogged in looks but then you at least get second), the funniest, the most fun, the most outgoing, the most brave, the most civilized or perhaps the opposite is what the situation requires(wink, I always go with this one), the most chill, the wisest, really just any traits that make you appealing and any girl that isn't a slut will prefer you over any other guys around or sometimes above your looks level, a cheery, confident 5 WILL mog a bummed out boring 7.5. It's happened to me before plenty of times.
Just Learn to be yourself but in a way that lets the girl understand how cool that really is, and if You aren't cool and admirable to yourself then get cool and admirable ASAP.
Sit in the corner staring at her and the look away whenever she looks in your direction and hope you somehow end up hooking up
Wrong board, friend. Jow Forums is exclusively for gays only
What if you have an infant tier name like Jonty
you missed the part where you leave together and have sex
Chads literally:
1) Turn to them
2) Hold out their hand
3) 'Hi I'm Chad. What's your name?'
After then it doesn't matter what they say
Day game, user. Only degenerates fuck between 8:00am and 8:00pm
Unironically this. If you need to think about it you will come off as disingenuous and it's already over
Whisper in her ear. Johnny Johnny, yes papa
>just be yourself by being the exact opposite of your usual self
how do i get with e girl?
Eating sugar?
Just be comfortable with silence if you’ve asked questions. If she cares she’ll come up with a question too. Sometimes their hella nervous too. Or blatantly guide the conversation into her asking questions by telling her to ask some questions.
+hand touching/caressing
+hand holding
+at least a kiss by the end of date 1. Absolutely by date 2
If you put this much thought into it you're probably an incel. sorry bro
Step 1 - Walk up to girls
Step 2 - Say hi
Step 3 - Ask why in the fuck they're sitting on a table