ITT: Subtle Moggings

Post ways that you subtly show dominance in public.

>aggressively ejecting soap from the dispenser in a public bathroom(soapmog)
>aggressively washing hands and finishing before another guy(washmog)
>ripping paper towels out forcefully
or
>opting to use a hand dryer when the next guy uses paper towels(environmentally friendly mog)
>pissing more loudly and forcefully than the next guy(pissmog)
>randomly sigh to make others think you've had a busy day
>using a stall next to an occupied one, then shitting before the other guy does(shitmogg)
>ordering food using the most concise and efficient word choice possible

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>Not posting autistic shit like this (postmog)

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>tell people good evening in the morning
>say good morning at night
>Almost always they repeat what I said
>Chuckle to myself

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>forcefully shove open automatic door if it takes too long while the people beside me wait for it (entrancemog)

>don't use please and thank you like an obedient puppy dog. I say what I need and that's that (mannermog)

>purposely stand in inconvenient locations such as doorways and busy footpaths to weed out the betas. If you don't have the balls to ask me to move you don't deserve my respect (blockmog)

>have loud, personal phone conversations in quiet areas such as doctors waiting room, museum lobbies, quiet train carriages etc. (Faux pas mog)

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Based

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Sounds like someone gets MOGGED every day and doesnt even realize it lmao

>blocking busy store aisles and taking time to compare brands while disregarding betas trying to get through(shopmog)

breaking eye contact first (beta mog)

mentally ill
based