What is your ideal gf, r9k?

what is your ideal gf, r9k?

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My ideal gf is a bf and then it would be one that can deal with my constant paranoia

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>another ideal gf thread
>very original user

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>has to be at least a 6/10 or up
>similar interests
>has to have goals beyond just me
>stable job or at least working towards one
>age 24+ girls younger than this are prerry much retarded
>has to like kids (Im a single dad with a baby son)
>no mental illnesses, she has to be chill like me and not a spaz
>accepts me for me
>doesn't have to feel forced to bang right away, sex drive isnt really there for me since having a kid.
I am also a normie norman with a good job, own my vehicle, and am saving for a house. I understand if you want me to leaf.

at least 10/10 and big bobs and must like the retarded things i like and also must have boss baby iq

There's a thread for this already, read the catalog next time fag.

faithful
virgin
dont drink or smoke
similar interest
white or asian
small (around 5ft)
skinny
nerdy but not to the point she fangirl over stuff
most of the time she like to stay inside and chill but like to go out but not to bars or to crowded place

a slavic waifu who wont lie or cheat or etc.
someone fun and always cheerful, 6/10 minimum and idc how short or tall they are as long as they arent a midget

Say something nice please
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I just want a practical girl that I can raise a family with.

No crazy world adventures, no NEET, no overt promiscuity.

>Lovable asshole, but still caring
>Doesn't mind me not being religious
>Likes me as I am
>Witty, or at least a Sense of humor.
>Body type doesn't matter, but dresses comfy
>Cuddler/hugger, mostly just in private.
>A tease, or able to share the same power level.

It's a very niche want, but a want nonetheless.

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>infp
>7/10 or higher
>socially inept
>only wears my hoodies and other oversized clothes
>otaku
>depends on me during social situations
>secretly a masochist
>always up for cuddling
>shorter than me, miss me with that lanklet shit
>not fat, less than 23 BMI
I miss you, Miranda.

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>androgynous
>depressed or suicidal
that's about all

Guess I will know when I meet her.

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>I guess ENTP
>a girl (female) but secretly I would settle for a girl (male) or male (female) too, or even a male (male)
>Christian (that's why a girl (female))
>confident but cute
>can be feminine while being dominant and assertive
>a bit of gentle femdom
>a bit romantic, someone who loves to watch night skies and cuddle
>my best pal
>constant teases
>I could become a housewife (male) if they were the more wealthy person in the relationship and vice versa
>virgin
I think that's it, the ENTP part already says a lot. By the way I am INFJ male

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>cute and shit
>Likes to laugh a lot
>Very much into physical contact (hugs and shit not necessarily sex)
>Empathetic so they can listen to my fucked up shit and make me feel like not a piece of shit at times
>Doesn't mind me being a complete asshole to everyone but her
>Assorted kinks other than piss, scat, vomit, cucking or farting
>Shares my sense of superiority against the world and would work with me to conquer it
>Can be kind to those inferior beings we share the world with but would not hesitate to shut her heart off if need be
>Is ok with mild anime like Naruto and once piece
>Likes reading and philosophy/history shit
>Be patient with my random insensitivity
>Has true ambition for materialistic pleasures but also understand the value of balance in one's mind


>>>General paradox of a person such as myself desu

something nice please

someone who can smuggle heroin over the border in their pussy/asshole

I don't realy care much about how she(maybe he) looks, I mainly care about simmilar interests, a nice personality and (s)he should be able to keep up with me on a bike.

nice drawing user
where did you get it from the dollar store?

what if she is all of this but has a really bad case of deep laugh lines and just an ugly head shape. Also her body is shaped like a barrel/fridge and her tits look like panckes but she's skinny. 5/10 on a good day. would you still be attracted and love her?

im just gonna feed her raw potato and hind her under the stairs and mske sure not to feed her after midnight
but seriously sure why not. if we are really soul mate i dont really care as long she dont let herself go and dont look at other man

Thats nice to hear man. thank you

>loves me
>appreciates me
>finds me intelligent
>finds me funny
>finds me fun
>is fun
>is funny
>is intelligent
>is female
>is not repulsively unattractive

I could maybe afford to be more specific but this is already impossible enough to be called ideal

This pretty much describes my girlfriend perfectly. Can confirm she's a good one.

Based on sexual preference
>short
>long, dark hair
>blue or green eyes
>Shapely chest
>fit, but not manly
Based on personality
>Christian
>Educated, or at least sharp
>Can banter, or at least accept banter
>Good conversationalist
>has hobbies/interests
>focused on improving herself in one way or another

>tfw raised by mom with no interaction between us. Friendless and in my room for almost whole my life
i can still hold conversations but i cant banter at all. i guess i need to find funny friends and learn from them.
how did you learn how to banter? did your family thought you or is this really just natural and requires some intelligence?