Guess whos gonna have fun tonight?

guess whos gonna have fun tonight?
tip:not you

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that's a weird way to spell "not me"

this is now a gutter-whore thread.

Funny you should say that, in another half an hour so my gf is coming over and we will have sex.

Why not? I have tons of things to eat and entertainment, it is also friday, which makes tomorrow a weekend. No stress, games, and food therefore makes my night fun.

Girls this attractive could do anything in the world and yet still end up being totally useless. How does it happen?

found the manchild

moar tits faggot

Is getting shitfaced and playing anime fighters with friends not considered fun anymore? Dang

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I'll be alright
I'm probably just gonna listen to some ASMR sluts while I play vidya and drink beer, that's what I do almost every weekend. I'll be playing alone because my online friends don't talk to me anymore
I was thinking about fapping but if I was like 4 more days then I'll be on a 1 week no fapping streak and can give myself a celebratory fap but we'll see, maybe I'll break tonight.
I'll be playing alone because my online friends don't talk to me anymore


I would rather have spent my weekds cuddling and having sex with a gf but sex bots and state issued gf's isn't a thing yet so I'll have to wait, but's that okay since I'm a patient man

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i cant decide whether i am proud of you or disgusted. because while you seem to have given up on achieving anything in your life that you can't do now, you seem to be content with it.
i hope you have a good night user

I haven't really given up, I've just stopped trying. If an opportunity presents itself then I'll probably take it if I can make it
I really want a gf sometimes tho
I just want to lay in bed during cold, dark night with someone and feel their warm, smooth body against mine and we cuddle.

but then I start thinking about the fact that women shit and fart just like me and then I get disgusted so the feeling goes away. It's a good coping method

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fuck, those tits are great
got her name, OP?

>implying
Gonna watch Star Trek and drink myself to sleep. Jokes on you

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>maybe I'll break tonight
I broke
I stumbled across some mommy gif's and I just had to

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obviously, my girlfriend is on her period lol

My Friday night plans
>vidya
>pizza
>white Monster
>paint some 40K models
Sounds pretty fun to me

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>my girlfriend
stop being a larping faggot or get out

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>KOF
That's some excellent taste, user.

FUCK
she's perfect, holy shit what have i set my eyes on what's her name?

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>guess whos gonna have fun tonight?
Me. Gonna play some Spyro and Ratchet And Clank. Drink some orange juice, hide in my room all day.

No
stay away from my mommy

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Don't play games with me user! I need her name NOW

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and what will I get in return from you?

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pretty sure her name is Kendra Lust user.

Yeah i just reverse google searched the image

I'm gonna have fun tonight
league of legends is fun

Don't kid yourself, user. It's been getting progressively worse since season 6

origon same

U FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT STAY AWAY FROM MY MOMMY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I most certainly am.
Got some animu lined up.
The real fun starts tomorrow when I meet an actual female.
She is a lesbian weeaboo and we will discuss best girl in anime.
Fuck yous all.

I searched for her online and this is what it says about her on wikipedia
>Kendra Lust stripped for a year and a half while she was in college in order to pay for tuition. She graduated with a bachelor's degree in nursing from the University of Michigan and worked as a nurse for seven years.

>want to become nurse
>can't afford it
>resort to stripping instead of an actual job
>become nurse after yars of hard work
>work as nurse taking care of sick and old people for 7 years
>lmao fuck this
>I don't wanna be productive and helpfull
>I wanna be an actual whore instead

Why do women do this?

Because it paid more, probably. I doubt they or anyone else involved in porn actually enjoys their work.

she's a woman and if she can make money and be a whore at the same time she will do it