/britfeel/

I laid down around 9am for a little nap and ended up falling asleep until 5pm. Poor dog never left my side.

Timothy James Byrne's mother was called monica

Look between 2:45 and 3:05

Something happens and he seems to bang the piano randomly

are you going to have it tested?

Word on Broadfield in Crawley is that DM is a noncecase

Think I've fallen in love lads, feels weird

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gf called me a nonce

what's her name lado

You what lad? Love? How's that.

that's a big word for a 2 year old

Ask him out on a date

bout to make myself a cheese and tomato toastie with the nice big beef tomatoes I got at the green grocers today lads

or a croque provencal as they call it

23:50
>There's a big red bus cause I'm stuck in a country where everyone's a moron and they're all morons

classic

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don't mind me just linking to this post

Neighbours are being very loud and jumping up and down

Hearing the same thing over here in Brighton.

Can't say fren sorry
I dunno but I get indigestion whenever I think about them
Scared to because I'm ugly

Dw, I got it lad

Who actually gives a singular shit about gets?
Thought it was a noncey /b/ thing

Word at the baggage collection carousel at Luton airport is that DM is a top quality poster

Can confirm that people are saying DM is a noncer here in Worthing too.

Nice, where/how did you find it. I found what i think is amber whilst beachcombing
Looking into getting a metal detector, found an old map at my mums and it shows an old roman encampment near her house.

>
did I fuck up
I fucked up didn't i lads

Do it lad, worse case scenario you stop being a pussy and get it off your chest

>Luton.
>Approving of paedos.

Makes sense.

Neighbours are singing happy birthday

*Scribbles down date of birth August 17, 2010 in notebook*

Yeah you was 24 off

Fucking hell lads somebody just give me Tim's address so I can send a letter saying DM is a noncer

if they're singing it's probably a child's birthday

NEW TIM VIDEO

youtube.com/watch?v=1Nh8isFcbnQ

This comes as a potential secret to the squeaky voiced Scarborough mong

youtube.com/watch?v=-V6SNptnLpg

Yes, an 8 year old, so DOB August 17, 2010

>nobody does it better
isn't that a bond song?

Reminder that girls will share every detail of your sexual encounters and her friends WILL know that you came in 10 seconds

who else still /spontaneouserection/

What does he say at 23:06? If you morons do the-???

Yes mate, even if it's not touched. A lass can say the word sex and it'll be off

it's true tho

if i ever got a gf how would they react to this ?

no porn memes

that might be a problem if i was ever going to have sex with a girl

the books are goat
if you like the author his last kingdom series is fucking godlike

think he says dm is a nonce

When I lost my virginity the lass sent a text to her best friend saying "I just shagged him"

'drive across the driveway game's

This is where a car will be timed to drive across the entrance to the driveway just as Tim exits his rented flat

don't read the news lad it's just drpressing

They'll make fun of you but not to your face

He doxxes himself all the time, you're just saying this to get a reaction out of people who want to defend Tim. You're too much of a pussy to send it

>u shgged tha spacko?? omg becky it wasnt a real dare!!

Going on a date with a real life girl boys

How do I act like a normie?

i get lots of erections while driving, my mind has a tendency to wonder while crawling through 30 zones

Going to watch Terminator with the parents tonight lads

reasons to not have a gf no. 5438

I'll actually do it, can't be arsed to find a video where he doxxes himself though

pro tip: you dont lod

Where do you live? Might be me and the dog.

>should have fucked Jamarcus and mbongowongo.

>can't be arsed to find a video
>a video

There's at least 20k of them, shouldn't be too difficult.

not really spontaneous lads, still have a stimuli just small. Im talking about getting one when nothings set it off

You do realize that you could potentially get in trouble with the police ?

The end of every single video he makes, if you can't figure it out then you're an actual spacker mongo

How long ago were those other things sent to his house? What are the dates on the twitter post?

Can't you just focus on videos from around that date?

Gwarnin' to see Ant Man and the Wasp tonight. Don't normally watch capeshit but my mate's paid for my ticket so might as well go.

Do I need to have seen the first film to get this one?

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what sort of women do you attract lads? for me its none but i wish i attracted goth QTs, are you happy with the women you attract or do you wish different ones fancied you?

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Just check his last video you mong.

>the lad who makes constant complaints to the police about being hacked, and the dhl delivery man being in cahoots with the dentists office being taken seriously over a odd letter he got

Just getting my head around my feelings first lad this is very new territory for me. Thanks for the advice though

Had a big titty alt girl into me but then she turned into a womens rights, vegan so I'm lucky I never got with her

he lives in a different address now
state of these fucking newfags

He says a million words a fucking second

Since when did 4channers become such a bunch of pussies?

>implying one of his fans wont report you

If you're going to send something to our resident rockstar at least send a bear

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Help an autist get a date, lads. What websites are both good(ish) and free?

I'll send him a little bear and the letter then.

evening lods
having a cold one

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A bear and a note saying dm is a noncer

What kind of chad face editing app is this? I need it

Fokin hell what a fokin crackin pair of tits lad

Nobody does it behehehehehehehtter

Does becoming friends with someone on normiebook announce it to everyone in your friends list?

Maybe that's why people unfriended me, that notification reminded them that they're still friends with a loser like me.

I consider myself to be a pretty ugly lad and I don't get many girls looking at me but the ones that do always have mustaches, heavy either edge side of the mouth. Disgusting.

>hello police?
>yeah alright so i watch this internet nut case and someone sent him a weird letter? says 'dm is a nonce' or something, dunno who dm is?
>right thats weird, this nutcase a danger to himself then?
>uh nah don't think so
>alright, well just tell him to document any letters he gets, bye

>I need it
kek, it's faceapp laddo

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You know the deal- Tits or GTFO, laddie!

If they report me I'd like to know how they're going to find where the letter came from

Too big, to be honest
For me, it's the brapper

Any too old metalcore fans here?

Nobody will report you, Iod

Grew out of guitar music when I was 14.

You would be bullying one of the states own lost children.. the MI5 will be on your case pronto. Tim is a victim of russian brainwashing.

I know i'm just saying even if they did it'd be really hard to find where it came from.