Ideals Thread

I dont know why everyone hates my ideals, I just want to be an athletic blue collar worker with curtained hair with a goatee.

>jacked redneck mode
based
good body shit everything?
kekd and checkd

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Wtf. Nigger with bangs and goatie, truck driver clothes and girl way out of his league.

someone post template

this, ideal threads are a joke

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>dad jeans
>goattee
Boomer to the max

kek

> flat chested ideal girl

You know Brendan Fraser's hair in that film was a wig, right?

Genuinely. I'm not even trolling. Look it up.

Chef's uniform for work

Does anyone have source on girl?

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>t. neet larping as a spartan

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Just put clint eastwood in everything but the girl square for me. In the girl square, just an infinite sign.

thanks

Working on the body and growing out the hair
Shit genetics means no beard though

And don't worry Jow Forumstards, I don't plan on breeding. I just appreciate the beauty of innocent looking white chicks

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G-Eazy is style and confidence goals for me

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Got the style and hair, close to the body, but don't have a Korean chick because there's none where I live.

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These threads in a nutshell:

Body: Always full blown roider, will never be achieved naturally

Hair: Always a skinny faggot with undercuts and assorted faggot hair that would look like absolute horseshit on the roided guy the poster considers ideal

Clothes: This is the best part, the only thing you could wear if you were as huge as you wish would be jeans+tshirt and sportsgear. Everything else looks like shit on muscular guys. Especially tight jeans. Fashion designers design their clothes around anorexic twinks.

Women: The absolute best part, it's either full on pornstar that you would have to be an absolute cuck to date or a photomodel posing as a 'homely' and 'traditional' girl even though her being a model means she does lines of coke and licks old jews assholes to get jobs

more then half of the bodies are nothing special what are you talking about

0/10

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>caring about being natty

would be nice separate but those ideals put together is awful. like that body in the suit would just look awful.

you dead ass look like a sims 3 fuck up

this

im your ideal girl and i want to fuck you

Who gives a fuck about what Jow Forumstards think?

The president of the most powerful nation in the world, for one.

You look like a deformed elf

Why do you think im a nigger

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>tfw I'll never be masculine enough for viking mode

Every guy that thinks they’re pulling off Viking mode looks like this

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thats so true lmfao

You know long hair is for girls right?

redpilled

wow it's almost like those are the most preferred choices

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>no beard
>doesn't use minoxidil

Nigga what ?

not a commie.

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watch out, asian chicks only care about how much money you have.

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Stalin was a qt

i hate these pathetic threads. ideal body? ideal hair? you do realize you cant alter you genetics to look like someone else ya silly virgins

Yeah fuck having an ideal to work towards and strive for. Let's just be content with who and where we are.

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Only 21 and my shitty goatee has been reaching a longer length every month before I shave it.
My father can grow a full down-to-the-chest muslim beard so I'm holding out on his genetics kicking in (though he's 6'5" and I'm 5'11 so guess my mom's side may have fucked me)

>mediocrity is best goy don't try anything

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my ideal body is a bit stronger version of myself, my ideal hair is whatever i tell my barber to do, and ideal gf doesnt even exist, if you got out of your basement more often you'd realize that. if your ideals are people with totally different bodies it really shows that you spent more time shitposting here than working out to improve your physique

everything about this man no homo

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yes, sure, if you dont have ideal actor/model you jerk off to you must be mediocre, keep telling yourself that.

my potions are too powerful for you traveler

>hair and body are completely genetic

draco malfoy is that you?

i never said that, but muscle shape/insertions are genetically determined enough that you can't work out to look like "that guy in photo". if any of people in this thread posted their bod you would see how delusional they are

>>my ideal body is a BIT stronger version of myself
>> if your ideals are people with totally different bodies it really shows that you spent more time shitposting here than working out to improve your physique

What are long term goals? That's the most retarded string of mouth cancer I've heard today. People start at different levels, user, but we all have similar end goals

>>and ideal gf doesnt even exist, if you got out of your basement more often you'd realize that

These charts are 100% based on looks. You're saying that a girl with the body type and race you like doesn't exist? Christ, user it makes me think you're the one who doesn't leave his basement

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who is that chick?

Based

see my comment above to address your first part

alright, if it's looks based it's my bad, i meant it in a way that even the prettiest girl will get boring after a while, so aim for the pretty enough, and very comaptible for you..

youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA

Jared Keeso in plaid.

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stop trying to be me

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ive gotten probably 50% more female attention since growing my hair out. stay salty baldies and virgins

was techno viking /fraud/?

who's the girl?

dude I fucking wish I had hair/beard genetics as good as that fatass

That actually Soviet propaganda dude had an STDs that really fucked up his face

>inb4 "why would someone choose to be bald?"

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that girl is 10/10
yung stalin pretty good too
9/10

It still blows my fucking mind how awful that template is.

is that bobby fischer

>2-D waifu
Based and Redpilled

Beta weeb

>And don't worry Jow Forumstards, I don't plan on breeding. I just appreciate the beauty of innocent looking white chicks

Please stfu you beta bitch

i fucking died

well done

It's ideal not real, retard

TECHNOVIKING. Based

Can I play

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Isn't your goal body dude a guy notorious for stuffing his pants to make his wiener look big?

Never heard about that, but maybe. Good thing I'm not insecure in that department

No begone thot

baste

this

die whore

why would someone choose to be bald?

I made this as a joke initially but Brett is pretty ideal for me desu

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ayy my boy xqc

Fpbp

Yeah, it would suck do doubt yourself in that way. Props for your style tho, if I was black I'd probably strive for something similar.

Hes from canada

I am skelly mode (6'0"-121 lbs) so i just want more meat

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young enya