Alcohol is bad for yo-

Alcohol is bad for yo-

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Just because something can make you lose weight doesn't mean it's healthy.

If your goal is to lose weight then not eating or drinking anything except water >>> being a wine-roastie. I'm sure that """research""" either doesn't say that at all, or is total horseshit btw.

drinking aids ridden cum will make you lose weight too

>breaking research! the thing I and other lonely cat ladies do every night is super good for me and I should totally keep doing it

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paying attention to nutritional "science" is harmful to your health.

>tattoos on fat pale cankles
is there anything more degenerate?

Having tapeworms makes you lose weight. Are they healthy?

Translation: some people we surveyed liked getting drunk more than eating

you speak from personal experience

>highperspectives dot com
never heard of her

Booze makes way too much money for the bad studies to gain traction

Becoming a meth addict will make you lose weight, too

I thought it was well known that a glass of wine a day is good for you because of the antioxidants etc

Why not just get antioxidants from an alcohol free food? Fucking alcoholics

Breaking news!
Research says that the unhealthy thing you like is good for you! How nice, right?! Based science!
We obviously aren't gonna show you all the other researches that showed the opposite, cause that would make you feel bad and click less, but who cares amirite?

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new research says a glass of hydrofluoric acid before bed can make you instantly lose weight

I wish I had a wine aunt

Nicotine raises test and has 0 calories

It makes me think she's got the brain of a retarded little kid. Tattoos just seal the deal when it comes to self destructive behaviors. I can see why tats were outlawed in my state up until a decade or so ago.

>breaking news! i'm a dumb cunt internet "journalist" who has purposely misinterpreted an already terrible, cherry picked study! can you believe my findings just happen to perfectly stroke my target demographic's egos???

Like grapes
It depends on who the "you" in question is. Red wine is considered good if your diet and lifestyle is so shit that the bit of antioxidants you get from a glass of wine makes a significant portion of your total antioxidant intake. The benefits don't seem to apply to people who have even a modestly healthy diet/lifestlye

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18791048

I see the Eiffel Tower what are the other two and why would you want to visit any city in the current era? Have to go rural if you don't want to lose your head.

Kek that's my neighbour but she's actually depressed she never got married or had kids

Why

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just because something was proven in a study doesn't mean it is reproducible for another human being in every way

That's the reason I drink a few boxes of wine every week end

Nigga you're about one of the lowest kinds of human beings if this wasn't intentional. And I mean from an intellect perspective, you're a sheep. This is some cosmopolitan type of article, that was most likely written by some dumbass woman or some weak onions boy. In other words it's an article that's heavily playing off of people's need for justification. "I don't need to feel bad about my drinking now" or "I have an excuse to have a cup of wine because I'm a dumb 32 year old who just started losing her looks". Shut the fuck up, take your computer, mouse, keyboard, router and modem and pack them all into a big sack. I want you to drive to the nearest body of water and empty everything from the sack, place it over your head and tie it off and then jump in you stupid fucking mindless sheep beta cuck. You will never be able to please a women or have the respect of another man.

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Looks like Notre-Dame and the Arc de Triomphe

What's the context behind this?

meth makes you lose weight too

The only fetish easier to get porn of than a foot fetish is a hand fetish.

So she's further along the stereotype, finally got past the denial stage.

>inb4 we start hearing stories about alcoholic fatties drinking half a bottle of wine every night

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So we agree?

Now im rock hard

Railing lines of ground up meth will cause you to lose weight and get your heart rate up. Very similar to cardio!

Every woman between the ages of 20 and 46

Well, I have a few extra pounds to shift after rewarding myself with Starbucks after my Zumba class, so I guess o should drink the whole bottle! Doctors orders! Tee hee

>female logic

Incest, duh

I can't count how many QTs I've seen turn into fatties because of alcohol, both wine and beer. They think it makes them classy and/or fun but it just makes them fat.

That and every mid-20s thot doing that idiotic thing where they brag about constantly drinking half a bottle of wine a day. Please do tell me more about how quirky and special you are.

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Why is it always virgins who have 0 life experience about literally anything who are always trashing what people who don't give a shit about those sad incels do?
What a sad display of inferiority by nerds.

post body and your collection of empty wine bottles

DNP

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Half of the girls from my highschool is exactly this after they graduated lmao,
One of them literally has a green snow tattoo on her ankle too

London?

Academic science (i.e research) is fake and gay

>nutritionist uses the incorrect statistical tool to secure funding for the next year
Color me surprised. More pop science that redditors will hang onto every word of. Why do people deify scientists so much? The most lifechanging shit comes from big pharma and military research, but everyone shits on them nonstop.

How do this "studies" work?
What do they find to claim that drinking wine/eating cake makes you lose weight?
????

Who would have thought that alcohol, which dehydrates you (depletes you of water in your body which has weight, duh) makes you weight slightly less? Wow!