Dont drink any water at all

>dont drink any water at all
>not dead
Am I superhuman?

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No but you're stupid

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Idk man, do you drink milk, tea, coffee, Gatorade or literally anything else?

10 coffees a day

Don't fall for the water meme. Everyone who ever drank water died. Most deaths in history correlate with consuming water within 24 hours of death.

Say hello to your kidney stones as you piss them out with blood.

Ive done this my whole life and never experienced this. When does this happen?

Fruits, vegetables, soda, and milk are all major sources of water.

So why is the water Jew trying to make me drink the actual stuff? Why has Jow Forums fallen for this jewish trick?

>spends money on sodas which harm your body when you can get water for free and it's healthy
Who was tricked by the jew after all

Interestingly, there's many deaths that correlate with not getting water for several days leading to death. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Drinking water is a scam, if you just eat real food there is plenty of water in that.

You

Drink water literally round the clock 24 7. Lips always chapped. Wtf bro.

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I drink about 7 Liters a day (1.85 Gallons, or 30 cups) if I work out, and like 6 Liters normally.
It's actually worrying me desu.

Your shits must be rock hard

>water for free
lmao sure guy.

>T. Third world water farmer

likely around 30~60, when your body stop being as efficient as it once was when you were a stupid young faggot

They are basically liquid actually

i have never seen the source for that , i know it comes from reddit can some1 link me

nope just a fatty with too much glucose
c6h12o6+o2=6h2o+6co2

Yes.
Your next ejaculation will just be powder, though.

No, you're Chad. You've made it.

>water
>healthy
Unless you're harvesting your own from frozen glaciers in the Arctic, your average tap water is far from healthy, it's filled with estrogen and tons of chemicals to "clean it" and remove "bacteria" and parasites. This chemicals have a negative effect on your body and especially younger children. Notice how (((((((((((they))))))))))) never drink tap water, or even bottled store bought water, because that's tap water as well.

How do you sleep?

Was the it just started and to get me it out because I’m going sick

I can already imagine how big of a mouth breather you are and how moist the air is in your shithole location.

everything you eat or drink contains water more or less

everything contains water
water is a meme, all you need it for are electrolytes
>monster has water
>most sodas too
>basically everything
i mean h2o is the easiest source of you know.. water which you most definitely need, not just for electrolytes
say you get all your h2o from red bulls and all your electrolytes elsewhere, absolutely no need for water then.

Probably a troll but it still concerns me to think that a lot of young guys have been corrupted into thinking like this.

The kind of people who buy water filters from trap enthusiast Alex Jones.

Reminds me of those basic bitches with essential oils that claim to clean out the body of "toxins".

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Stop drinking water

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fag

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Some call an ambulance, get this man to the burns ward

fuck you

Are you collecting rainwater?

aids

Old fuck here..
Up until the late 80's or so, people were not constantly chugging water like they do now. Heck, we didn't even have anything to drink with out dinners when I was a kid.
You guys don't realize it, but you are all just victims of the (((bottled beverage))) industry. I have zero doubt that they were behind the sudden push for increasingly sedate workers to 'remain hydrated' at all times. It's all a bib meme.
If you are thirst, drink. Otherwise, don't

Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

That's not crazy if you have a job that involves movement and take creatine. I work 12 hour kitchen days about an hour of cardio everyday and I get the same amount as you. Unless you are sedentary or your piss is literally completely clear you are fine.

Ur mum. As I'm behind her. Heh you just got blasted by my razor sharp wit.

>your body doesn't take in water from the food you eat