Who /biohacking/ here?

this is probably retarded but I am interested in seeing how well this turns out to be. Go ahead user, we need another onion spectacle.

>infrared lamp sales jump through the roof because some user wanted to increase his test

quick, lets invest in some infrared light company!

Makes sense, I'm in. What's the best set up for this? Can I just buy a reptiles heat lamp and use that?

Based. Post timestamp faggot op.

For how long? I can lay in my backyard naked for 10 minutes for ball gains but not an hour.

>takes 10 minutes to abosrb enough vitamin d

I have a shitty mole condition where I have something like 100 moles so I really shouldn't be out in the sun like that for more than 15 minutes anyway. Cool I'll incrementally tan and boost my test.

dont forget to do this in the evening as it could fuck with your circadian rhythm.

careful, you shouldn't go infrared. 600-700nm is a good sweet spot, by 800 you risk cell damage

At first, I thought you meant like moles in your backyard.

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If you don't have a red lamp can you microwave your balls on low, like a defrost cycle?

Conveniently highlighted or underlined almost the entire article.

Missed off the word

>potentially

But red is the furthest away from UV you can get while staying in the visible spectrum, why not use blue, or an actual UV source, just limit the exposure

congrats, you just outed yourself as a faggot who doesn't read scientific journals

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if you don't have a microwave can you just play the radio really loud in front of your balls?

Blue light will make ur balls WOKE

it's been done on rats. i'll find the study and post it.
DO NOT USE INFRARED. Use a 630 or 660 nm red LED or you'll cook your balls clean off.
This is what I'm using
amazon.com/dp/B01H2Y5U4M/ref=twister_B071NT1JBR?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

uh ok? Of my red lamp sure here you go.
I'm doing it when the sun is up. if you do it in the evening wouldn't that confuse your body into thinking it's daytime
the studies done on rats used 660 nm to good effect

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No I prefer going out and having sex with women, you should try it. Maybe it'll make you happier, you deserve happiness.

Okay this thread seems silly as fuck, normally i wouldn't evwn give it the light of day, but i guess... it can't harm to try

I did.

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found it
alliedacademies.org/articles/the-effects-of-low-level-laser-therapy-lllt-on-the-testis-in-elevatingserum-testosterone-level-in-rats.html

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Congrats, you outed yourself as the faggot who does

>19 burger vouchers
Why not?

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>$27 to potentially boost my test and I can use it for years if I want, this may be better than any supplement if it works. Okay OP can you give any testimony to this? What differences have you noticed? Mood, energy, gains, libido, etc.

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Where the fuck does Jow Forums learn its science from, the smaller the wavelength the more likely cell damage is, infrared has less energy than visible, you'll do less damage with ir given the intensity is same.
At wavelengths of 300-250nm UV is absorbed by DNA and will directly damage it, slightly higher than that creates reactive oxygen species which indirectly damages DNA and other things if a cell, higher than that the damage isn't anything substantial, a really powerful source may heat up and cook the cells.
Unless you are pointing a 1w infrared laser at your balls you won't get anymore cell damage than you would from a tube light

>pointing a 1w infrared laser at your balls

Don't give them strange ideas..... aww fuk it. Here, who is willing to try if it works? 10 minutes a day pointed directly at your balls for maximum gainz. You'll be white ronny coleman in a month even without lifting, just what the board needs.

youtube.com/watch?v=IzUoe-9bKa0

You should reread the thread

Animal studies regarding test boosting always fail to translate to significant effects in human studies. But I'm willing to experiment especially since I doubt LED light reps are shilling on Jow Forums.

libido is way fucking higher and mood is better
I'm already pretty energetic so I'm not sure about that. I haven't used it long enough to determine if it's speeding up gains. only about 1 week so far.
probably because infrared penetrates deeper

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>probably because infrared penetrates deeper

Usually, the higher the energy of a photon, the higher is the penetration depth, and UV photon > IR photon. That's why X-rays, the name usually given to photons which are between gamma rays and UV in terms of energy, kill everything inside you if exposure is high enough.

At a certain point, photon energy can get so high that they will simply pass through you because the absorption coefficient becomes to small.

For how long each day bro

>Jow Forums - Testicular Enhancement

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as long as possible. I have it set up under the desk. so when I come back from uni I just take my pants off and shitpost while having it shining on me. anywhere from 3-8 hours a day

I think havong your alls exposed for 8 hours already is healthy af as it is. Can you keep us updated once after like every month or so? Wondering how the long term effects will turn out.

The study linked had 200mW lasers pointed at the tiny balls of a 200g animal for 30 minutes a day, you'd need a huge fucking night lamp to get similar results.
I stand by my statement, you won't be cooking your balls off if you use an IR lamp unless you use high power lasers, which is exactly what those scientists did.

What's your set up like obviously the light but just in a cheap lamp?

Just fucking get on gear

So guys, how many levels of test was kramer wired on? Was he crazy in the show because we was literally sweating pure test and attempting not to rape anything with a hole?

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Sure if anything noticeable happens I'll update
Im using this long wired one. I had to fuck around a lot with duct tape to get it to stick under the desk.. Get one of those flexible neck lamps. That would probably work the best.

>reading scientific journals
what a fag. just email the author of the article you're interested in and they'll give it to you for free, they have no obligation not to and none of the money from the journal goes to them.

Different user here. I only do this for like an hour a day but I can confirm that libido gains is insane. So fucking horny while doing I have to resist the urge not to jack off..

No blue light confuses your body

probably. but *that* area wouldn't be exposed to any light at all anyway. I still go outside and get regular sunlight on the rest of me

You need to be naked right? Like it won't go through underwear?

Yes of course

Transmission depth is lower the higher the energy of a photon, energy and transmission depth are roughly inversely proportional. (Under certain conditions, transmission graphs over wavelengths aren't really monotonous)
Anyway, with visible light (let's just assume that IR and UV are close enough to the visible spectrum to be considered part of it) lower wavelengths - higher energies (UV) get blocked earlier than long waves (IR) especially since our skin has melanin in order to keep UV largely out of our bodies.
Melanin does not however deflect IR radiation (heat) and it can go far deeper.
Now the case with gamma radiation and x-rays is a different one.
The energies of photons with those sort of wavelengths are so high that they just blast their way through just about anything that isn't solid concrete, large amounts of water or lead.
X-ray works because our bones are slightly better at absorbing the photons than the soft tissue surrounding them, preventing the film from being darkened in that spot.

Post a pic of the setup.

Also link us the red light.

I'll do it when i get back to my room but trust me it's pretty autistic and won't work without the same sort of desk
This is what I'm using

amazon.com/dp/B01H2Y5U4M/ref=twister_B071NT1JBR?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

>heat lamp
no, this will fry your balls and probably lower T

>the smaller the wavelength the more likely cell damage is
so i should be good to just put my balls in the microwave then?

12W, 25W or 26W?

12W

nudists have higher testosterone

>tards giving themselves testicular cancer

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thanks brah, we need more dis-informers like you to sway people away from light therapy

i don't want the masses to know how to get clear skin and boost test

this. just go out in the sun and freeball

enjoy your testicular cancer faggot

Cured my depression.
Cured my ED.
Cured my acne.
Broke my plateau.
Making sickening gains.
Thanks OP

Be carefull fellas dont et testicular cancer

>biohacking

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Do you think it'd be possible to construct boxers with 660nm led lightstrips arranged on them so you can have your balls lit up without having to get in front of a light or tan nude outdoors?

All in the 12 hours of this thread? Nice.

>3 to 8 hours!
How does this work when the benefits from sun exposure on Vitamin D end after 10-15 minutes exposure, and anything produced past this is just by-products?
Is there some other effect of light besides this?

my humidifier has color settings and i always put it to red @ night bc it makes me sleep like a baby
idk if that matters though

>imagining all these anons buying red lights on amazon so they can shine them on their balls for several hours a day
Great thread, haven't laughed this hard on Jow Forums in a while

Read the thread, motherfucker. Exposing your balls to sunlight positively affects the production of testosterone. It's not about vitamin D. 3-8 hours is probably too much, but 15 minutes might be too little.

>yfw fit is nothing more than a nudist, nofap, cold shower, fart fetishist testicle lamp enthusiast forum

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>this is why our ancestors/cavemen were yoked as fuck
>it's not because their every day life and survival was a product of hard physical labor. It's only because their balls were in the sun.

>TFW want to believe but this definitely reads like OP is just shitposting
I might try it just because a heat lamp on my balls would maybe feel good, though

i'd buy them

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I literally spit out my food reading this food work OP

Wow epically hilarious image user.

Wouldn't red light be closer to the infra-red spectrum? Go for blue/violet for UV

>buying lights
Why not just open your blinds and lay naked by the window when the sun is out?

I know, this thread is incredible

I know sunlight can boost test, but can artificial lights do it if shined on the body? I thought it was related to vitamin D production

probably lol. someone get on it

can't use a heat lamp. has to be an LED

Can I just watch TV naked with my legs spreadeagle then?

sure

I have a purple plant light (mixture of red 660nm and blue 470nm light), how will this affect me?
I've been doing it for 10 minutes so far and I'm 99% sure I'm gonna get ball cancer

Dunno. blue light gets absorbed by skin so it doesn't penetrate very far. the red light does. it might do something. Let us know. It shouldn't be dangerous. LED light isn't mutagenic

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use some sun cream on your meat and two veg if you're worried about it, you get most of the bennies and won't get fried

>putting parabens and jew chemicals directly on your family jewels while simulatenously blocking out uv rays which stimulate test production
go away schlomo

Saw this thread at 2am. It's 12pm now, it's still up, this brings joy to my face.

Roast those balls user, roast those balls.

Most likely no, he wanted it to stop so he could sleep. If you got more horny you most likely would want it to stay.

Doesn't it have diminishing returns?
The study I read showed that after day two there's a steady dropoff

source?

Post a close-up pic of you using it

even a 1º celsius difference harms your balls and makes them prone to cancer, which is one of the cancers that young people get

not worth it

you mean the kind of heat stuffing them under tight underwear and pants would produce? cmon dude an LED isn't going to do shit.
what am I trying to convince you for though. I'll just come back in a month and show off my gorilla strength from lightbathing my balls