Lifting weights will get you gir-

Lifting weights will get you gir-

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that guy has a big donger
if you have a big donger do porn

lol

how can young thots even compete

>tfw 6in

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>that manlet has fucked more girls than you will ever talk to

ive got no luck

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OP thinks porn represents real world
OP assumes we're retarded for lifting weights

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Jordi's a fucking legend.

>6in
6 inches is average lets be honest, people say its 5.5 to make men below average men feel better, and 6 inchers feel more adequate

>tfw 8 inch masterrace

>I actually jerked off to this

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how to meet hot milfs and basically not be fucking stupid

He's also a literal manlet that will look 17 his entire life and never be accepted by normal society based on his looks and career.

>tfw Jordi's gf go to the shooting
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COPE
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I can only fap to creampies, what's wrong with me bros?

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High test

Anyone got more porn like this? Teenage-looking dude with a fat cock and a bunch of girls

Yo he has a yt channel with over 1M subs, most of young lads here in spain find him a cool guy living the dream

Guy is rich and living the dream. His youtube videos have millions and he gets to fuck the hottest women on earth.

I have little respect for the overwhelming majority of niggers but mad respect to this man for putting down that whoring piece of trash.

does this kid ever get to do porn with normal girls his age? Or is he forced to exclusively go with the freakish half-plastic "milf" pornstars who all look like drag queens?

>beat to shit cum soaked porn stars
>the most beautiful women earth

Ha!

They wouldn't be cum soaked if they weren't attractive.

nigga iffy uh

lol your so jealous champ, feel bad for u

>he thought lifting would get him girls
>he lifts for girls

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any elsa jean scenes with this guy?

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>porn is real life
>still most dudes in porn lift

she only fucks black guys silly

think of it this way lad, at least he'll never fuck anri.

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I wish Anri had done at least a few uncensored scenes and maybe black interracial
oh well

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makes me upset shes so hot yet has done so little

>thinking porn is real life

Fuck off, literally any naturally beautiful model with their minimum makeup is prettier than these caked up whores
This

yeah but neither will we

>8x6 breh
it feels pretty fuggin good

Is this achievable natty?

>porn is real

user...

There's a reason behind the saying "Too pretty to get into porn". The average porn slut has mental problems/additions/daddy issues and not that attractive. Look at OP's pic, 2 of them are hideous and the other 2 have potential because their faces aren't shown.

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>hideous
C O P E

What about Hannah Hays?

user, please don't tell me you would put your dick near either of these 2 creatures

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man I tried to watch that stream with JF. What a fucking cringefest. I'm not sure what was worse. The coked up drug addict girl with literal mental retardation trying to act like doing nigger gangbangs is perfectly normal, or the interviewer acting like a white knight betaboi trying to "rescue" the thot

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She's literally retarded, the only super cute chick that did lots of porn that I can think is "Sonya" or something

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His thing is specifically that he's small though. he's the fucking American porn equivalent of those jav dude's that look kinda like kids so they wear childish clothes and do weird incest porn

I would tho

This. His whole gimmick is to LARP as a highschool freshman and fuck stepmom milfs with clownish balloon tits.

I'm jerking off to the thought of you jerking off to it :(

I miss my lesbian roomate.
God that dyke loved being dicked hard.
But her stupid bitch girlfriend just HAD to get off work early and surprise her for her birthday.
The rape thing I was giving her was all the present she needed.
She moved out and moved in with her the following week. Won't even return my phonecalls or look me in the eye when I see her around town.
...
fucking cunt...

Post dick or you have a small peepee

so she wasnt a lesbian ?

Yeah she was.
Full on jody foster and ellen page tier dyke with the tomboy butch thing going.

Only took a small bottle of gin, talking about her bunny and her being in drydock with her old lady for her to push me onto my back and ride me like I was the last train out of hell.

I came inside of her. I'm a fucking screamer bro.