Most chad thing you did vs most virgin thing you did

Most Chad
>had a girl call me cute when i was 15

Most Virgin
>Masturbated and edged for 3 hours whilst moaning and filming myself so id masturbate to the video later

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Most Chad
>held a girl's hand for like 10 seconds, officially "as a joke" but I didn't really mean for it to be a joke (I grabbed her hand)

Most Virgin
>licked my own feet while masturbating

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Most Chad
>invited a girl over, got drunk and then she made out with me
Most Virgin
>see a 10/10 for the first time
>kinda ended up becoming like her and took the same name

Most Chad
>kissed a girl who had a "boy"friend

Most Virgin
>made and fucked a fifi

Kissed a girl

Was a virgin

>Grabbed a girls ass in class

>Played guitar to a girl

I played truth and dare or something and could kiss a girl but said no because I didn't want her to suffer from being kissed by someone like me because she was kinda forced into that, was I a chad or a virgin?

Most Chad
>a girl sucked my dick

Most Virgin
>cried a lot in public because same girl never actually liked me

>most of these posts are written by actual unironic chads

I'm the only actual virgin on this board, aren't I? The rate of male virgins is 0.0001%, right?