If Jow Forums was Infinity War

Fux reddint

Jow Forums is Starlord because we fuck everything up.

If reddit is Thanos then /tv/ would have to be Nebula.

Who'd be Gamora then? /co/?

>Iron Man is Jow Forums (only actually successful)
>Black Widow is /soc/
>Thor is Jow Forums
>Starlord is /co/
>Black Panther is /his/ (lol)
>Doctor Strange is /x/
>Spiderman is underage & b&
>Captain America is oldfag
>Thanos is normalfags

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One thing's for sure, /x/ sure as fuck wouldn't be Doctor Strange, because they don't know shit about magic.

Jow Forums - Captain America, because they're fags
Jow Forums - Hulk
/fa/ - Thor, because homo
Jow Forums - Hawkeye, obviously
/tv/ - Thanos, because they literally are incapable of logical thought

>The normies win
I don't feel so good.

/b/ is Rocket

>Thor is Jow Forums
how dare you attack my husbando like that user

Captain America is absolutely Jow Forums
Thor is Jow Forums
Iron Man is Jow Forums
Spider-Man is /lgbt/
Black Widow is /soc/
Scarlet Witch is /cgl/
Doctor Strange is /fa/
Thanos is /lit/

Jow Forums is Vision.
scarlett witch is /a/

>Thanos is /lit/
but /lit/ is utterly powerless and doesn't know anything

>doesn't know anything
Exactly. Malthus was a meme-tier economist.

Let's say the gauntlet is mod powers and the comparison makes more sense.

/x/ is mantis

That's much more believable than Doctor Strange.

who represents the porn boards?

Hulk, obviously. Pratt used to be fuckable until he went turbo-jewtard.

>Pratt used to be fuckable until he went turbo-jewtard.
?

Jesus speech or something.

he's a super devout Christian and closeted Trump supporter

And we DON'T like him because of that?

bumping because watching Infinity War now and want this thread to still be alive when I'm done. Not reading the thread to avoid spoilers.

this is just all wrong.

>spends the rest of the movie pouting

Hulk is Jow Forums
Loki is Jow Forums
or Black Panther for the keks
Dr. Strange is /x/
Tony Stark is Jow Forums
Cap would be /his/
Thanos' weird creepy assistant would be /b/

>Black Widow is /soc/
but she's actually cute while /soc/ is just a bunch of fat chicks and thirsty guys who are lonely enough to compliment them.

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Hm yeah it's a tough choice between Starlord and Vision for r9k.

In reality, Starlord would get mad pussy because he's funny and charismatic. Vision on the otherhand is a literal robot, is completely defenseless against Black Order's elite and asked that his waifu kill him.

>Starlord would get mad pussy because he's funny and charismatic
kek, keep telling yourself that. Nothing to do with being 6'2" and absolutely shredded

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>I can make eye contact with faglord

Rocket Raccoon = Jow Forums
Iron Man = /m/
Doctor Strange = /x/
Mantis = /jp/
Scarlet Witch = /a/
Vision = Jow Forums
Hulk = Jow Forums
Thor = /sp/
Thanos = /
Groot = /s4s/
Star-Lord =/co/
Thanos / Gamora.
Captain America = /his/

Star-Lord canonically gets mad pussy so definitely not him.
My vote is Vision for Jow Forums

>everyone saying Vision Jow Forums
Did you watch a different movie? Vision had a girlfriend you tards. Fucking normie central up in this bitch. Jow Forums is good ol' Bucky.

I both like and don't like Strange as /x/

No. I wanted to kill that kid so bad.

Friendly reminder Captain America is a 101 years old virgin.

Damn right. Why would you like him for that unless you were human cancer?

>Implying Vision isnt a beta orbiter that only sleeps next to Wanda because he's warm
>Implying he has a dick
>Implying he doesn't watch as Wanda guzzles Chad's cum because he can't do anything
Vision can't possibly not be /one of us/

>Dronald Glumpfieeeeeeee

Retards need to be sterilized. I'm sorry you can't cope with that basic truth.

He is a literal robot though.

I was trying to figure out which board would be Ebony Maw but my conclusion is none of them are cool enough