>No, now Jerry I'm telling ya! The guy's on gear! No way he made those kinds of gains natty!
>But Kramer he-
>Ah ah ah ah ah
No, now Jerry I'm telling ya! The guy's on gear! No way he made those kinds of gains natty!
Cameron Torres
Eli Butler
>Bob Sacamano said so!!
Charles Peterson
>She's a roastie, Jerry!
>A roastie?
>A RAAAAAGIN' ROASTIE
Robert Foster
Bump I wanna see where this goes
Jacob Gomez
Would a zoomer like myself enjoy seinfeld or has it aged poorly?
Joseph Allen
Look up a YouTube clip. Do all zoomers really need to be spoonfed like retards?
Parker Parker
Your generation has crippling adhd, can you actually enjoy anything?
Juan Cooper
What is the point that I the you want you to do it I don’t know if how do I or you want it but I’m you I just don’t need it the way you need it.
Carter Morgan
kramer has that sloped head
David Nelson
>Now NILES, I just can't bring myself to comprehend how an individual would just, just, COUNT the bar, it's preposterous!
>Hmm, I've heard it's called e-statting my good brother.
Eli Collins
seinfeld is a quality show
Jayden Richardson
hilarious yet so true
Adrian Carter
“Hey Duke? Yeah, it’s Martin, listen I told my boys that you need to count the bar. Now remember how you’re hosting that muscle man competition on Saturday? Well I need you to do me a favour, when my boys drop by can you make up some number and add them to everyone’s lifts? Yeah, just random ones between 10-30 extra and say that that’s for the different bars. Thanks buddy, this’ll be hilarious, see ya”
Nathan Allen
>Jerry! You’ve got to help me Jerry! Newman’s cutting, and not just a 300kcal deficit Jerry. We’re talking morning, noon and night he’s at the gym and all he eats are slabs of salmon Jerry. He’s going to MOG us Jerry!!!
>Kramer calm down!! MOG? Wha
>Jerry he’s going to MOG us all Jerry, and everyone in this damn city too. You don’t understand Jerry, I can’t get MOGGED by Newman! Newman is not MOG material
>Well he’s not MOGGING me
>He’s going for 8% adipose Jerry
>8%??? NEWMAN!!!!!!
Kevin Cooper
decent
Brayden Harris
manlet?
Michael Turner
Too much autism
Easton Jenkins
>Jerry, you gotta see the Manlet, you gotta see the manlet
Lincoln Hughes
You've already seen Seinfeld a hundred times already.
It's like how the simpsons and south park are going now, everyone capitalized on their brand of comedy and now even the older episodes of those shows are a little less funny because everyone is copying them. Seinfeld is the originator of the "comedy series so popular it becomes unfunny because of the amount of people copying it" trope.
Hudson Hall
I like this one
Jayden Scott
Holy shit I'm hearing voices.
James Powell
boomers unite
Carson Parker
Did you find that pic in a humid thread?
Nolan Hall
>Using the machines, can you BELIEVE IT JERRY? I've been doing SS since the beggining and this guy comes in and starts using the machines and in a few months he MOGS me!
Easton Long
>Oh yeah yeah you uh... lifted weights?
>I was shredded.
>*gulp* shredded?
>*leans slightly closer* yoked.
>*blenches then regains his composure* well uh... maybe you could help jerry and I with Newman then huh
>Newman?
>yeah
>pudgy little fella?
>yeah well not anymore.
>what's that mean?
>*squeaky voice* he's leaning out, Frank
>leaning out?
>*gestures with hand* LEEANING OUT!
>what like cutting?
>oh, he's cutting alright. so what do you say you're gonna help us out?
>No.
>well what do you mean, "no"?
>this is all behind me kramer, you find yourself another coach *starts heading dramatically for door*
>Oh come on Frank! Why are you doing this to me?!
>*turns around* ALLRIGHT! YOU WANT TO KNOW THE BIG STORY! Well, I'll tell you a story, princess!
>gyeeaah
>the year... was 1951, I was stationed in korea at the time. I was just looking for a little edge, something to help me cut and maintain my gains, and boy did the gooks ever hook me up. In no time I was all hopped up on trenbolone acetate, rummaging through every nearby village like a rabid animal, demanding their smooth asian twinks. When I hopped off I was left with nothing but atrophied testes and a limp penile shaft. I realized that in my quest for a masculine, aesthetically pleasing physique I had lost everything that made me a man. I won't help you kramer. I will not!!
>well we can always
>NOOOO! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! *runs towards door*
>>frank wait! can't we lift natty?
>*suddenly stops, stares kramer up and down, and, with a smile* good luck. the natty limit... looks like SHIT! *exits angrily*
>wait frank, come back! you gotta come back! *squeaky voice* newman's gonna MOG us!
Benjamin Jackson
>hey by the way is bob sacamano still doing the whole anavar thing?
>oh no no no jerry, didn't you hear? he got off the stuff, he's 100% natty
>natty huh, well good for him
>and check it out: he's a copecel now
>a copecel?
>a copecel, jerry!
>bob sacamano is a copecel?
>you better believe it *clicks tongue*
Cooper Hall
>Newman: Lately I've been eating the generic brand of pickled onions. I rip off the label and, I can't tell the difference... >Kramer: Well we've officially bottomed-out.