>nofap gave me erectile dysfunction
>cold showers fucked up my hairline
>SS +GOMAD made me look like absolute shit
>i buzzed my hair & look like a fucking goblin
>onions made me smell like absolute garbage
>CBT and glute threads progressively turned me gay
>still no gf
Fuck this board.
I'm done.
Let me guess you don’t even do /nopillow/. What’s the point of doing all that if you don’t go all the way.
Get memed
Are you at least /fast/ing?
maybe you should give yourself a prostate orgasm
>cold showers fucked up my hairline
how does this work
are these legit or another meme? please i
Only thing legit is cold showers and less frequent masturbation
it doesnt
hey brah maybe the activated almonds can pray the gay away
Op is fucking retarded
and you didn't even shine a red LED on your testicles for 8 hours a day? are you even trying?
maybe you're just a subhuman with shit genetics
Nopillow is good for hunchback/dowinger
Fasting is real
Prostate orgasm is gay, but it works.
when all else fails
>>>/cheat/ is that way
>>>cold showers fucked up my hairline
>only does 80% of the redpill life
>expects to make it
Nigger, you need to /fast/ and /nopillow/ for it to work properly. Everything will settle in place and you will obtain a complementary braphog gf as well
>nofap gave me erectile dysfunction
No it didn't. Fapping did. You just hit the flatline where you brain is trying to recover from your horrible fapping induced dopamine deficiency. btw wanting to fap all the time doesn't mean you have a high libido it mean you have an addiction and your baseline dopamine levels are fucked which causes you to desperately crave the dopamine rush of fapping.
>onions made me smell like absolute garbage
That's vegan propaganda anyways. Eat raw red meat and organs instead. Be warned it might make you have thoughts of cannibalism but it works.
>LED
It's like you purposely aren't trying. You have to use a red laser pointer you retards
>CBT and glute threads progressively turned me gay
you were always a closet homo
>nofap
Fucking retard you're also gonna die of prostate cancer
>cold showers
Have you ever heard a good argument for cold showers besides "muh discipline" which is actually a shit argument because adjusting yourself to cold water has no use in your daily life
>SS+GOMAD
Dairy is bad for you
>buzzed my hair
Only works if you're already a Chad, who can grow his hair as long as he wants
my best advice is suicide desu
>Dairy is bad for you
stopped reading there
i do
>no pillow
>sleep in just boxers
>cold showers
and have only made gains in terms of test and posture
>fell for the onion meme
I thought literally no one can be this retarded