Who needs a girlfriend?

When you have a fun car? You get more enjoyment, less stress, and it is much cheaper

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Be careful anonnet.

I can't afford a fun car or a gf

>less stress
>be me
>driving my alfa
>low as fuck
>accidentally hit speed bump
Y-yea, less stress.

You can't afford a miata?

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hitting a speed bump is honestly less expensive in an alfa than a gf

Cars are kinda stupid too, I think the real goal is home ownership. But I understand the general sentiment. Owning things you want and enjoying yourself is better than having a GF who sucks all the life out of you. I especially don't understand wanting to live with a woman. Can you imagine having to share your fucking bed with someone else?

I bought a fun car and still want a gf. Nothing will ever be as fulfulling as a loving relationship with a woman

>hit speed bump with gf
>no car, so no expenses
That's a fucking dumb thesis right there.

>You get more enjoyment, less stress, and it is much cheaper
Yes buy a alfa romeo.
It wont give you any stress when it breaks down 2 months after purchase.

I could only afford a very old one and then I wouldn't be able to afford getting it repaired all the time

You should get a toyota or a lexus if you're all about long lasting and less expensive maintenance costs.

Tho, a sport car is still a sportive car. Just hit the road.

>hey user buy me these diamond ear rings. It's on sale for only 30,000 dollars!

>getting it repaired all the time
nigga wut?
for 5k and 100 for a mechanic inspection you can grab a low mileage old miata. These cars are very reliable

>/o/
No I can barely afford to keep my Mk III Nissan Micra bubblebox alive.
Will have to go public transport when it dies and I would take the pain of no gf over having to use the bus

>be retarded
>fell for "stacy"
>don't kick her ass and leave when she asks for 30 eur worth of diamons

All though I never seen a 30k worth of diamond around here, I can guarantee that you can buy a brain and a red pill for much cheaper.

Don't fell for the /o/ memes, user. You can molest girls in public transportation.

Can't afford a crown vic?

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>v8
>rwd
>durable as all hell
>body on frame
>4.6l
>millions out there
Why don't you own one Jow Forums?

Same, bought a 500 abarth and I love it like it was my baby, but I still want a gf because I am lonely.

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>tfw have gf and fun car

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>Why don't you own one Jow Forums?
It only exists in america.

Well if you Yanklanders would be so nice to export them for Europe for free sure. I think it would still break all of the EU pollution laws just to LARP as an American policeman.
I'll settle for my shitty Japbox and paying off the MOT man when he says it isn't road worthy

You yuroshits can atleast get kei cars

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>4000 Euros cost
>450 Euro yearly road tax
>1000 Euro when the head gasket blows after the 10th hill
>at least it isn't a Citroen
Japan yuo are greatest friend

>we're hating DS now
Sure, you can't afford a shit anyway!

What about Abarths? In amuttica a used abarth goes for 7-12k for a 30k mileage one.

> can't even drive it in the winter
> can't use it to do any work
> you have to store it some place
> you have to work your ass off to get it
> it will get around 5 mpg
> can't even drive it fast without getting a ticket or worse
> it will only attract the worst kind of 3d whores

>can't drive it in the winter
winter tires and turn off ttc and esc. Just don't drive in snow

>can't use it for work

Get a truck for that

>store it someplace

a tarp works

>work your ass off to get it

brand new costs 55k, a used one can be had for 44k

>5mpg lol

It gets like 24/32 mpg. It's only a 1.7l.
>can't drive it fast without getting a ticket
it's not a "fast" car per say. 0-60 is 4.4 seconds but it is only 230 hp. great for backroads (I drove one and had a shit ton of fun going 40-60mph)
>attention from whores
cars only get the attention of other dudes unless it's 120k+ in price

> can't even drive it in the winter
I take it on snow trips to the mountains in winter. I just put snow tires on.
> can't use it to do any work
I don't know what this means but I use it to commute and for daily errands.
> you have to store it some place
You have to store any car some place.
> you have to work your ass off to get it
I make good money so that's not a big deal.
> it will get around 5 mpg
You got me there. It gets like 20mpg. If I'm boosting around town too much I can watch the gas needle sink fast.
> can't even drive it fast without getting a ticket or worse
You got me there. It pisses me off sometimes but I take it to HPDE days which makes it worth it. Sometimes I'll go out at night to run random fast cars or do touge runs.
> it will only attract the worst kind of 3d whores
No it only attracts guys.

You own one? I own a 500 abarth and love spaghetti nigger driver cars (500 abarth, 124, 4c)

us spaghetti car enthusiasts gotta stick together, so many bullies around.

I don't know much about cars; is a porsche 911 a good car? my mom is thinking of buying one but she might just get a BMW 5-series instead

Yes, but don't get the base trim. the 911 is one of the best driver cars around.

It's the last Rear engine sports car available and is available in a stick. Porsche is the only good g*rman brand.

I would personally go for the alfa romeo giulia quadrifoglio for a expensive car. the car is 80k and it was designed by ferarri.

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Okay I'll pass that on to her, thanks!

> can't move a 2ftx4ft board
> can't move 6ft angle iron
> can't move furniture
> can't hold more than 2 people
> can't haul shit to the dump
> can't go up a steep driveway without scraping the bottom

505hp, Italian deisgn (the car sounds fucking nuts) rwd 0-60 in the 3 second range, fastest sedan around a race track.

Oh and a tip, if you do get this car, replace the tires immediately and save them for track days. the tires are 60 aa tread wear (they are basically race car tires) and will go bald after 3k miles.

>moving shit
>hauling shit
just get a separate car for that cleetus

Shit I didn't realize he was talking about that particular car. No it's not that car in the OP. Misunderstanding, fren. I have a nip rally car.

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Now you have two cars, which makes it harder to move, more effort to maintain, plus you're paying insurance

>not having 2 cars
lmao at the poorfag

Not everyone's a fucking redneck like you.
If she's like my aunt and will hoon it, it's fucking great. If she's just going to use it as a roastiewagen, it's still great. Just a sad waste of a fucking great car.

np fren. which car do you drive?

I saw a 40 year old woman with a mx5 miata in stick.
she told me "I don't want a computer driving for me, I want to enjoy my drive."
Is it wrong that I got a hard on?

Only requires $25 a week in gas. I get my money's worth.

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I spent less money on a low milage Ford focus that's 20 years younger.

I purchased an expensive car and it hasn't helped me out. I thought getting a nice car would help me get a girlfriend but that hasn't happened. Sometimes I do see girls staring at it but as soon as they see me driving it they give me a look of disgust and walk away. Now I'm stuck with expensive car payments that I can barely afford and still no girlfriend.

FYI if your too poor a bicycle makes a great replacement for a GF, i mean i love my bike more than most of my family members.

You dumb fuck. women only care about g wagons, lamborghini's, ferarri's, rolls Royce's, and bentley's. You buy a fun car to cope with life. If I feel like killing myself, I take a drive and I feel much much better.

Evo

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I drive an E Class is that not good enough for them?

Strange. That should be enough. Are you being yourself?

evo is for robots, wrx is for normies. good choice fren

nope. It has to be worth atleast 120k

Are cyborgs okay? I'm just a norman that comes here to larp.

>be robotfag
>people tell me to get a bike
>chicks dig motorcycles bro
>get bike
>still no gf
the bike is fun though

good. enjoy driving user. driving is the biggest cope.

Arigato miata chan

Old miatas are best. Don't fall for big auto meme that cars are old. A 90s car is just as good, if not better, than the usual soap box people drive.

Once I graduate college, it's the first thing I'm gonna buy probably. I drive a 1990 buick century and its the most boring car ever. Reliable, at least.

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