Any of you guys squat shit? Tried it for the first time and holy shit! The whole process seems a lot cleaner now. Not a single stain on my ass nor was there a mess in the toilet. Just a nice, smooth, and solid chunk. It also felt a lot easier on the body to push out.
Any of you guys squat shit? Tried it for the first time and holy shit! The whole process seems a lot cleaner now...
Evan Campbell
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Josiah Lopez
You use a foot stool? Hover over your toilet and squat like a man. Or while you’re at it do some squats and rep out your shits for some extra momentum and an excuse to skip leg day.
Daniel Price
This is more garbage stuff you learned off Facebook from liberals wanting to make pajeets feel normal.
Henry Hernandez
t. manlet
how is there possibly enough space for you to hover over the toilet
Jack Fisher
Does this mean doing anal while she's squatting makes her ass more loose?
Ryan Jackson
It doesn't loosen your anal hole, it just aligna your prostate more straight and not squashed
Lincoln James
T. Lanket just assumed everyone can squat above the toilet
Isaac Ross
>natural position that human body adapted to over thousands and thousands of years to allow for optimal shitting
>toilets are like 5000 years old
>dude this is clearly facebook garbage to normalize feelings indians have
who is trolling who here, is the real question?
Colton Roberts
Who the fuck had a toilet 5000 years ago?
Adam Stewart
Toilets were holes dug in the ground.
Owen Jenkins
Confession: I'm 30 years old and I have never successfully shat sitting down in my life. I mount the toilet like a degenerate every time I have to go. I fear that one day I might be too old to do this without falling off and killing myself.
Cooper Myers
I bought a Squatty Potty from Costco about a year ago and I swear I can't shit properly anywhere but my home now. Feels even better taking a shit in full squat position though.
Colton Lee
this is the correct shitting position, you fucking amateurs.
until you do pic related you will never experience shit shooting out of your anus like a bullet
Thomas Rogers
kek
Ryan Baker
You think this is a fucking joke?
Isaac Sanchez
Absolutemênt basé et rougepillé
Christopher James
pajeets apparently
Daniel Brooks
Its even better if you squat and cough just as you start to push. Its like your body is launching its own torpedo made of shit.
Try it it'll change your life.
Levi Murphy
Juan Sanchez
Leaning forward when you sit achieves the same hip angle. Squatty potties are such a meme
Jose Ramirez
I have chronic constipation, pushing it out is agonizing and takes hours in the bathroom sometimes, will this help me?
Angel Clark
Try it and find out
Jose Hill
Been doing it for the last few years, literally quicker than pissing desu
it's the correct way for humans to shit
Aaron Fisher
Oh God my sides
Samuel Miller
Been squatting as long as I can remember, despite my mum's efforts to stop me from doing so as a kid. Absolutely it is better; pre-civilisation humans were squatting in fields to shit, not sitting on cold porcelain bowls.
Adrian Morgan
I always used to have problems shitting/abdominal pain until I got one of these. It’s really helped; basically forces you to relax and the shit just slides out.
Evan Thomas
When my kids started using the toilet we got a step and I started using it like this. It is definayely better. Less needing to push. Less chance of piles
Logan Peterson
lmfao I chuckled