Farting (shitting) in your bed sheets day after day and then sleeping in it

DESIGNATED SHARTING SHEETS

>farting (shitting)
Only in Mallshartica you can conflate these two.

I sleep nude every night cause I'm with my milf gf (not mom) there's nothing better than hitting the sack when you're really tired and resting my semi erect cock on her soft plump buttcheeks.

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>ITT people calling sleeping in the nude unhygienic yet not changing their bed sheets weekly
I’ve gone trough this conversation a million times. You pillowcase is probably the dirtiest thing in your bedroom.

>You pillowcase is probably the dirtiest thing in your bedroom.
I disagree. I am the dirtiest thing in my bedroom.

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Underwear feels uncomfortable when sleeping. Sleeping naked gives me a constant chub.

The problem you are presenting is uniquely American, op.

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>Isn't this unsanitary?
Do you not shower before going to bed or what?

>he doesn't wash his sheets, pillow cases, and blanket every 2 weeks
Tell ME OP, what's it like being unsanitary?

It's so much more comfy, like commando is better for you than underwear.

+1 so much!

Did you know you can regularly change and wash your bedsheets you fucking bushnigger

>people are farting in their bed
This shit is so fucking disgusting and it will make your sheets nasty which will fuck with your skin. Whenever I feel one coming on I immediately peek my ass out of the covers and rip. Sadly I've moved up north and I haven't gotten the heater fixed so for the meantime I just made a fart hole in my mattress instead of opening the sheets to let the heat out.

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>fart hole
Holy fucking shit

What about it? Both of my grandparents had one. It's just more convenient then opening the sheets and letting the heat escape.

post fart hole!

Same but it is weird

How is it anything like that? You don't shower again in the morning.

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this. It's especially bad if you wear only underwear. Balls need few degrees lower temperature than the rest of your body to function optimally, which is why they hang outside and aren't inside of your body. If you only wear underwear, everything but your balls feel cold so you have to use the cover, which means that your balls get cooked up as they have the most insulation. Our balls produce the most testosterone in our bodies so sleeping naked is the most manly thing to do.

You could also take it a step further and sleep with only socks and a shirt.

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>fart hole in my mattress
Post a picture.

Showering before bed but not in the morning feels disgusting, how does anyone do it?

You're asleep for 8 hours. Potentionally sweating, farting, touching your dick etc. You should shower BEFORE you go out, not when you get back you cleanlet.

Cause they're sluts

Lost to a non YLYL thread

>Showering before bed but not in the morning feels disgusting
No it doesn't.

>You're asleep for 8 hours. Potentionally sweating, farting, touching your dick etc. You should shower BEFORE you go out, not when you get back you cleanlet.
Before bed IS before you go out. By your logic you should shower at regular intervals during the day, it's not necessary to do that. You'll be dirtier within your first hour of leaving the house than you would be after 8 hours in a clean bed.

I'm about to get off work, I'll post one when I get back home. Is this really forign to you all? A lot of my family up north have these

Please be satire

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>fart hole
What in the actual fuck

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>A lot of my family up north have these
Oh so it's a family tradition HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is probably the best post on fit right now

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>A lot of my family up north have these
How fat are your family?

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You should sleep nude for ball and brown fat gains

> I just made a fart hole in my mattress instead

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Here I had to change the bottom wood slide out because it was brown as all hell. I have a bowl under it sometimes for when I need to shit but I have it soaking in bleach atm.

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>I have a bowl under it sometimes for when I need to shit but I have it soaking in bleach atm.
You're joking I hope?

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No
Fucking
Way

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This can't be legit.

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Trying too hard.

What's the point? Is it so important to have an elastic band around your hips every moment of the day?

This is a thing stop trying to make it weird. I know it's not common in the south but in Montana it gets cold as fuck. And yes I do shit and piss in the bowl when I need. The smell doesn't bother me, rather have that then loose all the heat I have under the sheets.

fuck sake America

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You burgers give pajeets a run for their money desu. First the designated shitting aisles and now the designated shitting mattresses. Not even India has such a diversity of shitting locations.

How do you shit and piss in that bowl?

For shitting you lie on your back and for pissing on your stomach?

>Montana
That explains it.

What the actual fuck.

Please explain how you operate this.
And do you just drop a turd without wiping?
Who has to shit in the middle of the night anyway.
If you have some elaborate system with a wooden slide underneath to move and expose the bowl underneath, why is the hole in the mattress so rough?
Who sleeps on plain foam anyway?
Why not trap the farts in your blanket for that warming effect?
If you're from 'murica why are you brown-skinned?

So many unanswered questions.

>reverse image search no results

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Montana is based. Less pretty than Wyoming but some of their laws are better.

t. Eurofag who visited Yellowstone recently.

How does anyone NOT shower before bed
after a full 16 hour day of >sweating, farting, touching your dick etc.

being clean and sleeping nude in a clean bed feels amazing. people who argue against showering before bed act like they literally shit the bed in their sleep every night and never wash their sheets.

I don't want to post to many photos, I'll post more in a moment but I'll humor you I guess. I do have wet wipes under the sheets should the need arise. I'll only put them there if for some reason I cant pose or shit before I go to bed. I have the wooden slab there when I do piss and shit before bed. When I don't I remove the wood and place the bowl under. The hole is rough because I made one night in a hurry with my hands and was just thankful I didn't get shit on the foam. Sadly had to clean the floor that morning.

put me in le screencap reddit

>The hole is rough because I made one night in a hurry with my hands and was just thankful I didn't get shit on the foam. Sadly had to clean the floor that morning.
Fucking kek, it's getting better and better.

Do you even use a toilet or do piss and shit exclusively through your bed?

>Sadly had to clean the floor that morning
Is this real wtf

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>I made it in a hurry and was just thankful I didnt get shit on the foam

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>A lot of my family up north have these
No we don't. Anyone who is falling for this shit needs to grow a brain.

I do I'm not some fucking ape. It's just convenient when it's cold in the house.

>Im not some fucking ape

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>And yes I do shit and piss in the bowl when I need. The smell doesn't bother me, rather have that then loose all the heat I have under the sheets.
Holy shit, this can't be true.
also, you are aware of the fact that you can place your blanket back on your matress before you take a quick dash to the loo, so it'll just keep the heat for those 30 seconds you are gone.

>people who argue against showering before bed act like they literally shit the bed in their sleep every night
Well, as this thread prooves, there are actually people for whom this is a concern, so there's that…

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Ebin bread:DDDDDDD

My shits have been taking a long while ever since I tried doing GOMAD. Like I keep saying its convenient because the heat coming off my body when I'm shitting stays under the blankets.

seriously, get help!

how autistic are you

So do you intend to keep shitting in your hole when your heater gets fixed?

Probably yea. Is there not a single person here on this board who does the same thing? I want to know if I'm just autistic or not because my family has done this for so long.

>Do people not do this?
Only virgins do that.

Only if I feel dirty

t. boomer

I sleep with no shirt on and just shorts, no underwear with a fan blowing on me, super comfy.
I do need to make it more of a habit to wash my sheets and coverings though

best post I've seen in a while

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>ruining a perfectly good mattress
>won't work if you roll around at all in your sleep
>not simply using a fart hose to transport your farts wherever you like and protect against the possibility of sleep shitting

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>not using your thicc gfs brapper catcher
Never gonna make it

>not terminating your fart hose in a balloon for that first sssniffff of the morning

>not terminating your fart hose in your nostrils for that mid sleep sniff

>milf gf
>(not mom)
Do you know what MILF means user?

>my family has done this for so long
lmao for how long?

>Work out at 6 PM
>Go home, chug 70 proton shake
>Asleep at 10
>Wake up to blast mark on sheets
Helped me figure out that drinking my protein shake slowly is better for absorption, but still gross.

but then I wouldn't really be sleeping naked, and I might roll off the bed when it gets too inflated

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>Cucking yourself by sleeping clothed because your diet is so trash that you literally shart in your sleep

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guys why do brap and shit threads make me laugh so much

Fuck you. As a born-and-raised Montanan, I can assure everyone that this guy must be some kind of really backwater hick or some shit (if it's even true, I have a hard time believing). This is disgusting and not normal for Montana. And I come from a town of under 500.

>testicular tortion

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Too late, Montana = official fart hole state.

>muh hygiene
t. crippled immune system