No Jeff thread up. Time to change that

No Jeff thread up. Time to change that.

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Doing dumbbell rows while externally rotating your arm and pushing your elbow out really hit my rear delts like he said they would. I've never hit them hard enough doing delt flys. His advice is so good bros

Last two digits determine the number of facepulls you're doing today. Dubs and do double. Trips and you do triple. Quads and you have to buy an AthleanX program.

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DO FACEPULLS

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Don't externally rotate your glutes

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Post >yfw you see someone internally rotate their shoulders during a workout.

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>mfw I still don't understand what he means by internal/external shoulder rotation

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with your arms at your sides, stick your forearms straight out in front of you like you're mimicking a forklift. Now keeping your elbows where they are, move your forearms toward your midline. This is internal rotation. Now still keeping your elbows where they are, move your forearms out. That's external rotation.

Roll

rollan for shoulder day

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i'm in

You know what sucks? Coolsville.

Rollan for push day, need to make sure my shoulders aren't internally rotated before I bench of course

your 1RM lmao

Kek.

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test

Better version

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Rolling for my back day

YOU! STOP!

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>Hey, Jesse, if I was gonna put the science back into strength, I'd tell ya to go to the gym and do your face pulls.
>This kid was great. They used to call him "Facepull Jesse" over here. I swear to god. Oh, he'd make his rear delts look like fuckin boulders, excuse my language. He was terrific, non-negotiable. And he made a lot of gains, too.

>No more face pulls, Jeff.

>What?

>I said no more face pulls. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you haven't trained me for a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you. I don't do face pulls anymore.

>Externally rotate your shoulders, will ya? For cryin' out loud, what's gotten into you? I'm training you like an athlete a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.

>Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know? There's a lot of viewers watching.

>Jesse, I'm only kidding with you. We're doing a traning session, available over at my website Athleanx.com. I mean, I just finished my pre-workout. I haven't trained you in a long time and I'm training you like an athlete, and now you're getting fuckin' fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

>I'm sorry too, it's okay, no problem

>Salute...

>Now go to the gym and do your fucking face pulls

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I'm back from the gym already, how to do facepulls at home?

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roll

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>the phonecall that saved the fitness industry

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Okay first of all, why'd you skip them? Did you want to be visited by the wrath of Jeff? Second, resistance bands.

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AAAARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST ONE MORE REP

"I think face pulls suck!"

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based and redpilled

I hate this boomer

people still think this guy is natty?

people who think any fittuber is natty are delusional

This is one of the worst forced memes since fart noises.

Jeff has no charisma; nor is he particularly noteworthy. He is not meme material.

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>he thinks you need to take drugs to get that big
C O P E
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found the guy who does upright rows

sure bro, age is just a number

audible kek

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Does Jeff have them on speed dial?

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roll

>t.snapped his rotator cuff

Reply to this post with "I DID MY FACE PULLS JEFFE NON NEGOTIABLE" or your rotator cuffs will die in your sleep tonight, and if you did front squats, Jeff the kill will come to your house and kill you

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>negotiating

B-but I already did my face pulls jeff-sama.

roll

I d-d-did them yesterday..

I DID MY FACE PULLS JEFFE NON NEGOTIABLE

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let's do this

based

Sure

Huh?

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>Im going to destroy half of every cuff in the universe
>get out of my way jesse, you cant stop me now that i have all of the (5 BIG MISTAKES!!!) stones

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Facepull roll thread that have to be a new thing

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>See, I've already reported Jesse here to the secret police
>Jesse stares at camera

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Jeff I'm really tired, can I do my facepulls tomorrow?

Just got back from my lift, I did my 73 face pulls Jeff, are you proud of me?

>AAAHHHHHHH JESSE HELP ME

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Kek

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Did you just... NEGOTIATE??

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J-Jeff-sama! Please I'm tired!

NON-NEGOTIABLE!

i've never been one to try and negotiate

KARIBAAAAAAAAAAAA

>JESSE IS FUCKING DEAD NOW BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO MY ADVICE

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I literally just got home from the gym where I did perfect Cavaliere facepulls, please spare me Jeff-kun!

>he lifted?
>DUMP EET

someone please post the jeff manlet pasta

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REP TIL FAILUREEE

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roll

Fucking keekkkkkkk

Rolll

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im gonna be fucking gay for asking this but does this work?

assuming you're the required

>tfw 11 percent body fat

well thank you regardless kind user

I tried it a while ago, and of course it gave definition to the abs but it's definitely more volume than actually necessary. Since your body fat is already decently low then this is fine, but if you want to try dropping it a little more along with growing abs, I'd suggest doing a circuit with a few ab exercises and conditioning to get the heart rate up in between (because if you think about it, with the low rest times this is basically just a circuit with ONLY ab work anyways)

For example you could do weighted crunches, russian twists, reverse crunches and/or leg raises and in between those do something like burpees, jump roping, or some lightweight & safe but high intensity lifting like bb front raises, db lunges, whatever you like.

unironically did face pulls today because of this meme

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Do you think Jeff or Jeese lurk in Jow Forums???

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I'm a little retarded user what do you mean by volume?

And are you saying change the 6 ab excersizes to something like the 4 your mentioned along with cardio?

No

Are jeff and the bloatlord allies or enemies?

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Jesse makes these threads.

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Not sure if Jeff does, it's likely he does. But I'm pretty sure Jesse's the one starting most of these threads. Nothing wrong with that though.
youtu.be/m2QHjB2IRXs

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This one's pretty kino too, if I say so myself.
>inb4 Jesse pls go
youtu.be/B_sukFC6Nn8

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Bloatlord doesn't train like an athlete and Jeff is a think. What do (you) think?

>a think
I meant a think. God I'm a fucking tard.

>Twink

>Did wide-grip upright rows last Tuesday
>Right shoulder still feels cold and stiff. Hurts when I try to reach upward.

Fuck. He warned me and I refused to listen.

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>he doesn't know how to put the science back into strength

>he internally rotated?
>snap eet

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are there any decent youtubers at all?

>internal rotation on the pic
i-is he trying to show-off?!

I love you guys

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on 4chanx, saw this while browsing the catalog
based

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