Didn't know how to tie shoelaces until 12

I had problems with some of the longer words.
populace > 'populance'
occasionally > 'occacasionally' (around age ten I realised it was from 'occasion' and that there wasn`t an oc- prefix in Latin)

east/west was an issue for awhile for me too.
Taxes, I figured out early; but I had a problem with Head Of Household versus Single. (Burger taxes are the world`s stupidest.)

Oh, and I believed all the feminist bullshit as well until being redpilled in my late 30s. That was my worst mistake.

>learned how clocks work at 17

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Parents didn't give a shit about me: the thread.

>thought a month was longer than a year until I was 8
>wore velcro shoes until I was 14
Still have to actively think to remember east and west, didn't get it down until I was well into my teens.

Halloween before Thanksgiving, user

>i dont know the alphabet

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>couldn't tell offhand how many minutes past the hour it was without counting the lines in sequence until I graduated high school

>first time jerking off was accidental
>screamed when i came because i had no idea what just happened

>be 20 years old
>Still don't know left from right/forget
>still don't know east from west
>kind of know the order of the months
It's mostly this since I'm not completely retarded, I always had extremely selfish/self absorbed parents, my dad never gave a single fuck about me and my mom is a social media roastie, I'm going to pay to get driving lessons in a couple of weeks, my mom and dad won't even give me a explanation as to why they won't/never wanted to teach me, my mom basically does what she has always done and just stares at her phone and basically acts like I didn't just ask a question, I have to repeat the question like four times for her to even acknowledged that I exist, has been like that all my life, and my dad doesn't give a fuck.

I've been saving up without spending a cent for 10 months now to buy myself a 5k shit car on my third world salary and my mom has gone through 4 different plastic surgeries in that time, each of them over 13k, the worst part is that they don't even realize it, I can straight up say
it to their face but they will forget it 5 seconds later and continue to believe that their great parents.

I had 12 cavities, literally holes in my teeth all through my adolescence and my mom went through her first, second and third plastic surgery during this time, I didn't go to the dentist until I was old enough to work and actually pay for it myself, at least they haven't kicked me out yet even if my dad says off hand shit like "American parents kick out their son the moment they turn 18, I just need to save enough so I can own a car and household amenities, thinking about buying a fridge and a stove while I can save up for it.

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>didn't know how to use a toilet until 12 years old
My dad left us and my mother died, so I lived with my aunt who was overprotective and lazy, so she never taught me how to go on toilet.
I still wet and shit the bed sometimes

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>still don't know how to tie knots

Took me 14 years to know where is right and left

Laughed my fuckin ass off at the combination lock one

I struggle to parallel park in high traffic situations, when I hear someone honk at me for it I get really depressed to the point of tears and have to park somewhere else.

>>didn't know how to tie shoelaces until 12
>>didn't know left from right untill 10
Is this supposed to be a joke or anything?
Cuz I was the same age when I learned those things.

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I was similar.
I also didn't know how to tell the time on an analog clock until I was 12.
I never remembered the date of my birthday until I was 10.

It's not like I was too stupid to understand these things, I was a smart kid, I just never really had any interest in learning those things.
As soon as I decided to learn, I picked it up almost instantly.
I don't know why it took me so long to think it was worth learning these things, surely it was inconveniencing me to not know.

>still don't know how not to stutter
>still don't know how to tell the time
>still don't know how to fold my clothes

it will take me more than a lifetime to figure out whats right

How. Are your teeth now? Mine are kinda fucked coz of the same reason

>teacher had to tie my shoes in front of the whole class

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I still burn eggs

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>I just found out last week that cheese comes from mlik

I used to think deer antlers were made of wood

>Fiery is pronounced firey not feary

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How so?

oregan

west is europe, america east is russia and china

>at a party playing some quiz
>it's mostly pretty common questions about geography, history, culture etc.
>my turn
>get asked to name any African country
>ANY COUNTRY IN AFRICA
>can't think of a single one
>everyone mocks me, some girl laughed a bit, dude next to me was like "really?"
>say something like "I-I forget, haha"

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U shall save money and just leave them and never contact them, they will realize soon one day that they where cuck parents against u.

I did the same shit and im happy with that

>Be me
>was 13 yrs old
>Sitting in classroom
>Geographic lesson
>Got asked by a short ugly lookin teacher where Bulgaria lays, in wich direction.
>Scared.jpg
>fuck it i said south instead of southeast of denmark.
>Teacher declares me dumb in front of class
>Anger.jpg
>call the teacher as a short ugly faggot
>got suspended for 3 days
> teacher took a phonecall with my fahter on the same day.
>Father shoot back "my son had right u are a fag"
>Me and my parents took short holidays vacation by this.

Did i done everything right these days?

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I'm 15 and I still don't know most of the things you mentioned

Pretty messed up, got them fixed before it got really really bad but they look fucked.
That's the dream, can't wait.