What are your worst, most destructive vices Jow Forums?

> Decaf
Doesn't have to be all of them though, I have a (caffeinated) coffee in the morning and one early afternoon, all the rest are decaff

Thinking about
>her

Jow Forums
Porn
Maladaptive Daydreaming

you sound depressed
just be less depressed bro

Exactly this, working on losing weight and I'll blow half of my caloric allowance on booze. I'm so hungry.

worrying about the future

down to just caffeine, dope and lolis

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Lately, I got addicted to Twice videos. I probably haven't looked at kpop in 5 years, but I randomly clicked on a Twice video, and they were charming as fuck. All their faux gay interactions are way too entertaining, and I have trouble pulling myself away. Their mirth is filling something in my desolate heart.

I need to stop.

Fuck this post.

tfw not had a
>her
in like two years, feels p good mang
the more girls you meet, the less one particular one seems as special

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wasting money on prostitutes
they keep telling me to get on dating sites but im too spoiled on the easy access to sex plus im not very good looking so I doubt ill get any matches

When my wife is home I function like a normal human. I eat well, I workout, I go to sleep at a reasonable time.

However, when I work away or my wife visits her mums, my life turns to shit. I eat junk at shit hours if at all. I stay up watching shite, playing vidya or masterbating till the early hours. I still workout but that's about it and my workouts are effected by my destructive lifestyle.

I don't know why I'm like this because it's me that cooks for us usually when she is home.

Alcohol, porn and video games.

Gluttony, lust and sloth.

this
drinking
Thinking extremely negatively

I used to do that on the bus to college

thots

I go to a top 5, maybe top 3 party school and the temptation is fucking EVERYWHERE

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I used to do all three on the bus to college

gluttony, lust and my stupid mouth

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>>drinking alcohol for no reason
this, I can barely manage to cut, because I get drunk every weekend and eat enough shit-food to cover the deficit of the whole week

the absolute madman, 4 cups of coffee oh my god will someone put an end this guy's endless revolution of self destruction and cardinal vice

same bro. before my lifting days the gf would bake chocolate chip cookies, could easily down a dozen of those fuckers within ten minutes and still want more.

>not taking uni seriously
>not even trying to find friends or gf
>alcohol usage has been growing this year

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being sad

Just remember that your teeth are gonna turn yellow in no time. No thanks.

Just porn now.

But I've limited myself to fapping only one day a week. It conflicts with my constrainted hedonistic ideology that life is for pleasure and you should do what makes you feel good, but I always feel worse for some time after fapping, So I try to take an approach to min/max my enjoyment.

For the most part this has been a great year in cleaning up vices.

>fapping and porning way less
>drink a fraction of what i used to
>no drugs

I've started to see hookers on a monthly basis and I recognise the potential for addiction, but I can easily afford it at this current frequency so I'm not too concerned.

Jow Forums and passive social media and exercise as an escape and not a way to make myself healtheir and better as a man.
Also nutty buddy bars, soda and doritos
Oh and seeking anticipation rather then release.

Once I beat those vices I'll be able to gain monkhood.

>not enjoying any activity other than lifting, listening to metal, and playing guitar
>being a cynic, pessimist, and nihilist
>being mad at people for not accepting my real self

On the other hand I'm a pretty successful and reliable dude. I've to a perfect GPA, making good financial choices, getting 9 hours of sleep every day, keeping all of my promises, never have and never will drink alcohol/do drugs/smoke/be promiscuous, and so on.

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Based bro, I live a very similar life

>food
>Nicotine
>Drink

what the fuck man
for me, 4kanker, video games with the lads and generally being procrastinating piece of shit

Tea is healthy desu

Go for it dude.
Or are you rationalizing a lack of game?
Orgasms feel way better than any sense of moral superiority.

I don’t remember posting this...

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I pick and eat my scabs.

Also I pick my nose and eat my boogers, but I'm beginning to win that war.

Based puke-inducing poster

>I pick my nose
who doesn't...

>and eat my boogers
wtf you just HAVE to be on the spectrum if you do that shit

The thing about prostitutes is that they're way hotter than anyone I could pull in real life. I can get kpop idol look-a-likes that are skilled at sex for not too much effort.

I'm also married and my wife knows. She caught me last year. I'm trying to stop but it's actually like....really hard.

I just do it, without even thinking.

How hard is your wife's dick

>boogers
yeah
>scabs
never went there

>Or are you rationalizing a lack of game?
Well I have a girlfriend, you see. While most guys would see this as an excellent opportunity seeing as it IS florida state and all, I really like the girl I'm dating so turning down so many girls when I know I won't have that opportunity in the future is a bit disappointing.

For example, a 6 at FSU would be a 9 at most other schools - it's just that saturated. I'm a fairly fit guy, in a solid major and run my own business, so girls tend to like that I guess.

I really am not trying to humblebrag here though, FSU has a mad high STD rate and most of the girls here are tier 1 assholes anyway, as as soon as you catch feels for one they're gonna ruin your semester

I pick my nose too but I don't eat my boogers, I put them under my desk. I've been doing it for years.
I'm gonna move out soon and take the desk with me and I don't know how to clean it. Help.

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me too. shit rapes my sleep. it smells and tastes so good though

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Self doubt, caring too much about the opinions of my peers

my anorexia and my inability to eat enough to not fuck up my gains

this

I am scared of failure, probably due to a bad experience a few years ago.

Now I can't get anything done and every day is a struggle to be productive. I eat a shitload and fap to """"ease the stress""" but they're just bad coping mechanisms. I'm aware of what's happening but can't escape it

That's rough if it's real.

good god

Helping my family
Chasing women
Gambling any leftover funds
Food

>Sleeping at the wrong times (if that's a vice).
>internet addiction
>junk food

this. Also getting too stressed about petty things.

based

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Masturbating.
Procrastination.
Wanting a homoromantic relationship with a man (yeah, yeah, I know, no homo, fml).

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It sounds like your true vice is purposelessness, bro.

Staying awake. If I stay awake for somewhere around 18-20 hours, my brain seemingly 'disconnects' from my body, meaning that no matter how tired my body gets, my brain will not register it and will continue staying awake.

I have an addiction to find/digging up ants nests. I've had it since I was a little kid but its started to get bad and effect my life a bit

>Keep getting in trouble at work due to digging up ant nests on my lunch break and coming back late
>tires me out and effects my lifts
>ruined a date because I got the urge halfway through a movie at the cinema to go and find some nests and forgot about her, when I remembered I went to her house with soil in my fingernails still and she got mad at my reason
>got sick from biting my nails because of something in the soil
>have lots of bite marks on my hands from red ant nests
>have sunburn from being outside so often

Its just a fucking impulse, I love doing it so much. Honestly can't stop, the feeling of ants running between your fingers as you dig up and destroy their home is just amazing. I can't effect the human world, I am too weak, stupid and worthless to do so but I can instantly change the life of thousands of ants in a few hours of digging. I think of all the humans who have ever lived and all they have achieved and how the ant versions of those people are being decimated. Maybe I am destroying the ants in the middle of their antustrial revolution? Maybe they were in the middle of their ant dark ages when I destroyed them? It feels so good.

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I've been staying up until 330 but I work at home so I usually still get at least 7 hours of sleep. It's unpleasant but I've had a hard time fixing it.

Being a fucking dumb ass and breaking my foot

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kektacular

put me in the screencap

>drinking ~half a fifth every night
>smoking cigarettes
>DXM and heroin occasionally
>jerking off 2-3 times a day

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Did you burn it too?

Drinking. Don't need to say why it's bad.

Fapping. Feel like a cuck after I cum. Doesn't matter how frequently or rarely I do it makes me want to kill myself every time I jizz into a rag.

>for no reason
It's fun, dumbass. It makes whatever you're doing less boring.

plugging research chemicals i got off the net

I can do nothing in moderation.

Holy shit

Weed. Destroys my motivation to do anything for about 10-14 days after smoking a gram or two. And that's only when working out. The depression lasts a whole month if I don't work out. Can't explain this.

Also my love for my chubby girlfriend when there are so many whores I want to cum in. My desire for degenerate sex...

Uhhhhh suicidal self talk but I'll never kill myself. Negative self talk. Occurs out of nowhere. I think I really tore the wall down between my subconscious and conscious during a 1000ug acid trip. I talk to myself because of it sometimes but never in front of others. Its mostly in my head.

Alcohol got me to suffer a lis franc fracture. I fell like a drunk piece of shit. Ended up 8 miles from my home walking the streets at night and waking up to it.

My need to fit in leads me to embrace weed and alcohol. Been trying to tear that down.

Coffee heightens my anxiety. Idk. Not really bad vices I guess.... just a battle with myself.

christ user
also
>heroin
>occasionally
how does that work? how occasionally are we talking?

Dude fucking cut my throat and shove me off a cliff.

I go to USF and want to fuck eveveevevereveveeveveryone of these sluts. I have a girlfriend though. It kills me knowing I'll never have a chance again at pussy like this.... I wish I met my girlfriend when I was 30.

when i say
>for no reason
i mean drinking outside of a social situation, like 2 or so times a week i'll have a glass of wine or two at dinner, then will find myself going downstairs at 130 am to glug the rest of the bottle, and usually a couple of beers as well. luckily i'm gradually getting a handle on it, but a year ago it was really bad like i would routinely go 2-3 weeks at a time without taking a single day off drinking

I'm the exact same brah

>how does that work? how occasionally are we talking?
Only once every few months, I was dependent for a while but I stopped because it's a pain in the ass to get and now I only do it when my friend who actually has connections to dealers wants to do some together. I don't trust myself to have direct contact with dealers anymore because I know I'd be right back at it

>heroin friend
jeez
anyway stay safe user

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Beer.

At 9pm, I bought ten cans to drink while watching the NFL (i'm in the UK so the late game is on at 1am) but to be fair, I am off work tomorrow.

not for me. im a pretty lonely person so i like the community (parts of) and dumb funny shit plus ive gotten some useful information among the loads of bad advice

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That's kinda fucked man, hope it's true tho

Wasting time
Not liking cardio
Not eating my veggies

my three main vices, tobacco, weed and alcohol, all kind of feed into one another, like if i have one i want the other two. if i buy blems for a party or something, i'll literally buy booze to drink by myself for the next two or three days afterwards, just to enjoy smoking more, and same with weed. if i don't have nicotine and alcohol when i'm stoned now it just feels wrong, like there's an itch i need to scratch, and if i've been drinking and there's a chance at some weed i'm on it immediately.
as such, my only solution ive found is cut out all three unless i'm partying, which now that i've left uni is only once or twice a month

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I'd say stick to fapping and smoking
Get your life together user

body dismorphia
not being able to hold eye contact while trying to flirt
a bad temper I can't control

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I came here a few years ago to escape lookism :/

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>body dysmorphia
Me too user.. Me too. I think we need to leave Jow Forums to fix this

smoking