Be me

>be me
>hot 8/10 femanon
>first day of new semester
>some weirdo tries to sit by me
>he has no chin lmao
>pastey af
>ugly
>probably has no money either
>he reaches his clammy hand out at me
>"hey what's your name? Im dylan"
>ew.jpg
>i smile awkwardly and tell him my name
>i put my earbuds in hoping to give him the message
>he then asks me what im listening to
>"vampire weekend"
>"can i listen?"
>holy fucking shit he cant be serious
>"sureeeeeeeee"
>i gave him my earbud
>"this kind of sucks. I thought it would be metal or something"
>he gives me my earbud back
>it's fucking caked in earwax
>i put my nasty earwax earbud up to his face so he can see what he did
>his face gets really red
>"thats embarrassing haha. I need to clean out my ears"
>"ya"
>he leaves the room to go to the bathroom
>when he comes back in he sits in a completely different row than me

why are virgins so cringe?

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> why are virgins so cringe?
why are roasties so mean?

You're not entitled to sex or anybody's approval. Nobody cares about you. Die.

>hot
>8/10
>femanon

Choose one

> projecting that hard
just kys

Explain to me how i was mean. The dude insulted my music, got fucking earwax on my earbud, and was obviously trying to fuck me. I wasnt projecting. Because its obvious the only type of person who would think im being mean is an incel.

You're not entitled to have attractive people sit around you. Must be something wrong with you attracting incels. Live with it sweaty

Even before that I was talking shit about him without any reason more than "ugly and without money".

>Muh moral "it's what's on the inside that counts" philosophy
Lmao fuck off. Do you even know the board that you're on?

>larping as a femanon
>rejecting the only person who will be your friend in that class
Get help, OP.

we all know your the dude

>"ya"
Are you fucking German?

>>be me
>>hot 8/10 femanon
I literally stopped my reading process at this point

>hot 8/10 femanon
stop larping faggot

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Nah I believe her story cause I'm a hot 9/10 femanon

Only thread to make me laugh here in a long time

>be me
>7/10 average at best
>Guy come up to me after class
>Asks me about Starbucks
>Reply normally, tell him about the drinks I like
>He spaghettis
>"Well I gotta do this now" he says
>I'm confused
>"You're really cute, can I get your number?"
>Tell him I'm not single but not trying to end the conversation
>He freaks out gets embarrassed
>"Oh God I'm sorry, you have a boyfriend, I hope he didn't see me"
>He runs off, literally runs away
Why are people like this? I didn't have a problem talking with him, but he seemed genuinely scared.

11/10 hot femanon here. can confirm.

I almost choked on my water laughing

Cringe and yikespilled

But you are single and you lied and yet you didn't want to end the conversation?

When did he say anything about sex lmaooo

I am not single. I don't know anyone on campus, it was nice having someone talk to me. He ran away before I got to say anything else.

>"Oh God I'm sorry, you have a boyfriend, I hope he didn't see me"
>He runs off, literally runs away

Why do I get the feeling he posts here

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Who else here purposefully avoid talking to women when possible? I never initiated conversation with them back in HS and I still don't when I go outside. Do people likely notice that I only ever really initiate with my friends (who are all guys)? Biggest thing after being afraid of seeming like a creep is finding women largely uninteresting for conversation due to the sheer lack of them with common interests.

Roasties do not belong here

Once you're an adult no one cares about who you associate with and you shouldn't be thinking as much about how other people perceive you. Unless you're looking for a potential partner in a setting where they're familiarized with your presence (school or work)

I guess, maybe I should just look for women into historical re-enactment or some shit?

Yeah just take part in your normal hobbies and associate with the women who enjoy the same things you do. You don't need to go out of your way, especially if you think you'll have nothing in common with those outside your interests.

Sh-Shayla? Is that you?

>be me 6/10 spic or 5/10 lets be honest lol
>girl in the bus stop
>ask her the time
>she tells me she has a bf
>i didn't ask that you fucking whore reeeeeee
obviously didn't say this out loud but why did she say that did she seriously think i was interested?
Why are women like this

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Maybe she can't read the time on her watch and her bf does it for her?

You're not everyone. Keep your insecurities on sex and approval to yourself, we don't need them.

>hot 8/10 femanon
Die you worthless whore

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I've never had a woman tell me she has a bf like this before. Does this really happen or am I just Chad?

If you have to ask if you're a Chad, you're not a Chad.

>Why are women like this
Because for a woman that kind of interaction is similar to opening the door to two white guys with ties holding a Bible. Sure, you are jumping to conclusions by asuming they must be mormons trying to sell you their religion, but 9/10 times you will be correct.
Also, you were probably spilling spaghetti just by talking to her in a very noticeable way, contributing to her asumption.

>incel approaches her
>she thinks she is 8/10
Pick one and only one whore. If that excuse for human being (which I admit he is) thought even he can fuck you, you must be sub 5.

You are probably ugly if an incel thinks he has a chance with you desu desu

It's a fucking bait thread you mongrels, move along
I thought robots are supposed to be smart

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9/11 muslim femanon here, can confirm aswell

>why are virgins so cringe?
Why are "fembots" such bitches?

>femanon
stopped reading there
kys larper

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>robots
>smart
Pick one

stop larping and kys