Jow Forums humor

>69%

That is sexy

>implying shes not lying

How the fuck does a gym promote being fat

>how does a business continue operating?

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Planet Fitness operates on the principle that the majority of their members go maybe once a month. That's why it's so cheap, that's why they've removed every form of barbell that isn't attached to a smith machine, that's why the dumbbells have a low cuttoff, and that's why the management is instructed to trigger an obnoxious alarm every time someone looks like they might know what they're doing.

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serious question, how much do I need to deadlift to be able deadlift myself?

All of it

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6.67408 x 10^-11m3 kg^-1s^-2

i laffed

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women are a meme

>Women invent exercises just to show off their ass

This is pure autism

Lol, when you actually start lifting... singles are a thing. Usually 90-95% of theoretical maxes

i sometimes wish i was gay

youtube.com/watch?v=hTd7MMlsd20

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youtu.be/vhsc9pQAAmA

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Makes sense to me. Last week it was nice out and I decided I'd do my OHP and rows out on the back deck in the sunshine. Felt fucking great, but then when I'm breaking everything down at the end so I can carry it back down to the basement, I realize everything is hot as fuck. I was able to carry the barbell in, and some of the smaller plates using towels to protect my hands. Had to leave the 45s out though. I definitely could've fried some eggs on those.

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Based

550/330/600

What now, faggot?

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I hate women who say they like chubby guys or 'dad bods'

They're either saying it because they think it's 'cute' or they wanna be quirky. Literally every woman would prefer a fit guy over a non fit guy. Dad bod is a meme.

And if my dream girl really likes dad bods, she'll have to tough it out. I don't want one.

This has been said already but why is a gym promoting not working out

It's a case of three things
1) women not knowing what they want
2) women actively lying about what they want. They'll say they prefer the objectively inferior body because they don't want to seem "vain"
3) women lying to themselves saying they prefer to the subpar body, when in reality it's just sour grapes and they know they're not good enough to get a man with an aesthetic athletic body.

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>planet fitness
>gym

IF SHE BREATHES

the one, the only

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youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y

Is this my real size?
Or is this light trickery?
Caught in a gains slide
No escape from hypertrophy

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SHE WORTHY OF RESPECT AND HUMAN DECENCY

Not in these times

Are we begin raided by tumblr?

name of the autistic?

Damn, I'd forgotten about the "congrats brah" dude with Zyzz.
>50 cent intensifies

Unbelievably based

why not?

Requesting Zebra user threadshot

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Extreme Hypergamy and effectively a society that lets women get away with too much shit

Singles are a thing for your ego only
They are meaningless for mass

i still dont see the problem in treating them decently. sure, if things get out of line you can deal with them, but that doesnt mean you should always treat them like shit?

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Checked and keked

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PLUG WALK

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Fairly new one

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that deadlift part gets me everytime

best one yet

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based Jagi OP

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Respect is earned not deserved

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I remember the old Jow Forums it was glorious

I hope those are kilos or I'd be incredibly disappointed.

The sweet song of a dyel

have there been any updates from this guy?

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Because it's a genius marketing plan. Planet fitness thrives on the weak willed that only think they are doing something

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NnbKnJ0-OLI

m.youtube.com/watch?v=95c3HpTNSww
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFbQh4MMViU

What this dad bod meme misses out is when women say they like it they're referring to people like Leonardo DiCaprio. Not ugly Alan down the road.

australian animals are weird

FUCKING HELL WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THOSE EGGS?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5nOG9Jv90

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OoI57NeMwCc

Yeah this shit is retarded and stupid, but man I don't give a fuck. If some hot girl wants to wear leggings and do meme shit to show off her ass why would a straight man complain? Hint: They wouldn't unless they're an incel that has convinced themselves that women are the problem.

Brought a tear to my eye

Just say it. They want a weak pushover to act as a bank account forever.

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Daddy GarandThumb

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Never thought i would see a Jow Forums and /v/ crossover comic

holy trinity tips. i am blessed

>it's getting dark
>I have to squat now
Holy shit

Based and redpilled

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NPC

Imagine being on a forum about bodybuilding but without Sir...

Do you have the other comics too?

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making scrambled eggs, you autismo wizard lvl 99

IS THIS SHIT FUCKING REAL???

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>(((planet fitness)))

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anyone got the one of the gym autists who used the female toilets cause no one is ever in them, then got caught and pretended to be a plumber and took piping off the wall?

Wtf?!
There aren’t free weight barbells at planet fitness like the one in your picture.

>roiding for this

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Leggings look fucking ridiculous. I can't wait until this fad dies out.