Why don't you robots just date a skinny asian?

Skinny Asians only wants Chang Long Wang

>also that looks suspiciously like a dick imprint
I think you should take a break from Jow Forums.

Pretty black.
The area I live in has a considerable asian population, and they are like a completely different species to me.
Their women are usually pretty attractive, and some of them even share my hobbies and interests in games and manga but it doesn't matter since they always act so nervous and racist around me.

I mean, i get it, blacks are really violent and scary and whatever but that doesn't make the situation for me any better.

Unironically if you get really big and jacked Asians will see you in a much better light. Also helps to wear glasses too. It's hard to move away from the gangster stereotypes.

t. asian

I'm sorry blackbro
What about your fashion and hairstyle? I'm not saying you ought to change them, but if you don't want asian girls to be afraid of you... well you can't well change your skin colour (not in a reasonable fashion anyway) so the only thing left is dress and appearance.
Basically you want to look put together and somewhat well dressed.

I went to Japan recently and no girl would even give me the time of day. The clerks barely paid attention to me when I walked up to them to ask shit about the store and looked as if they wanted me gone as soon as possible. What a shit experience.

>gaijin waddles in wearing his best kimono and straw hat
>k-kochinawa clerk-senpai-sama! ^_^
>clerk tries their best to keep their head down and avoid interacting with you
>WOW STUPID BAKA CLERK Y WONT U TALK TO ME I'M WHITE I KNOW YOU LOVE ME
Can't imagine why you had a bad time desu

First of all, I'm not white. I look like a combination of mexican with middle eastern, if anything and I'm like 5'5". I'm harmless. Second of all, I understand dumbass gaijin like myself are looked down upon in Japan so I tried to make everything as fast and concise as possible.
> approach clerk
> "hey do you have x or y franchise merchandise in this store"
> dismissive no, didn't even bother to look around in the store, doesn't even look me in the eye, visibly uncomfortable and wants me out of the store as soon as possible
I wouldn't have minded if it was an isolated occurrence, but this was literally every single store I went to in the Akihabara area.

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Dang there is a store run by gaijins maybe they would have helped you

Go to China, go to a club, you will 100% land someone

Helped me with what, exactly? Telling me what the fuck I was doing wrong to earn all this spite from the average Japanese person?
Not interested in China, the Chinese or their culture at all, sorry. If anything I resent them for introducing dumb as fuck kanji to the Japanese language.

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OK I will.
How?

Find whatever you were looking for?

I honestly eventually will. I'm a closet hebephile, and small petite bodies turn me on. Asians have bodies that fit my tastes, although some other races have nice bodies like riley reid. I fucking can't stand ticc.

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Just be yourself and skinny Asian gf will fall from sky

>be yourself
fuck.

Oh come on you can't see the subtle bulge under her skirt? Don't make me break out MS paint

>Iiniku Ushijima
>dick
okay champ, you get on that

>I'm not white
Maybe that was it

I've been told on several occasions and by different people that I look like Daniel Radcliffe. I actually caught a girl staring at me in one of the stores but she was with her bf and he noticed, too. Hopefully they're still together and they had a hearty laugh at how dumb my stupid idiot gaijin face looked.

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>Recognizing JAV actresses by their face
>Actually acting in a condescending manner because someone else doesn't

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>he doesn't know about reverse image search
cringe compilation indeed

Sorry to hear that, user. You probably live around a lot of Chinese or Koreans, try Southeast Asians instead. They're much more amenable to blacks.

Only because they're the niggers of Asia. If they feel any sense of superiority they'll reject the black guy too.

if you're referring to Filipinos or Vietnamese then its literally the same. They treat blacks on average teh same as every other asian race.
One Filipino guy I worked with wasn't really too fond of black people, but he claimed to actually like me.

Daniel Radcliffe is ugly bro. Crazy that you're basically his height too

>being so smitten with a JAV actress that you actually reverse image search a picture of an average looking asian girl on some random Jow Forums thread
You seem to be under the impression that that's somehow better or makes you seem less pathetic?

You have to be a newfag retard to not know who liniku is

Also she isn't a JAV actress the only time she's ever done porn it was softcore

>tfw white with asian wife and if i have daughter would want her to be lesbo or with nice nerdy asian guy instead of dumb brute white chad

what is this feel?

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what about white nerdy nice guy? she might become a total bitchy stacy tho and suck tyrone

That's exactly want I want. Too autistic any kind of gf though

YES YES YES!!!

GIMME ASIAN GF RIGHT NOW!!!!

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kek

If you think Asians don't have Stacies
too you're either deluded or have never encountered any Asian women in the flesh

I would if I wasnt black

>Why don't you robots just date a skinny asian?
I would but it's not as if they're lining up to date me.

maybe they didnt speak english

Maybe because I don't know how to strike a conversation?

how did you come to be in Japan? overall worth it or no? I generally feel I never want to leave my state because if I can't make friends in the place I was raised there's no chance I'll make friends anywhere else, but I recently tried to reconsider

h-hey how dare you call my pure asian waifu a pornstar!! she's only done SOFTCORE porn and it was only a couple times! I demand you take back your insult immediately so that I may reclaim her honor!

Why don't you date one?

They're not exactly common in sort of rural canada. The ones that ARE here are pretty fat.

Apparently not being up to date with the names of r9ks beta male yellowfever whore of the week makes you a retard newfag now, lmao.
Please tell me this is just satire at this point. Are the weebs in here really this pathetic and lacking in self-awareness?

Mate you are the one who is thirst for tranny dick.
At this point i'm starting to think you are just baiting.

Iiniku ushijima. Guess she quit the erocos scene and got married.

might be creases from a corset or something

Here's the stats for asians in america with a reputable source.

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How do I find a girl that looks this much like a sex doll?

Koreans are the nigger fuccbois of east asia

>Koreans hate everyone
What a surprise

Sucks to be you I guess. Hang in there bro.

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Weak response champ

Because skinny asian girls don't want skinny boys. In fact skinny girls in general don't want skinny boys

Yeah Japanese-americans get along better than white people than other asians despite the Internment Camp incident. That is weird to me. Not sure Korean's problems.

I fucking hate Korean Americans too. Every single one except maybe one of two of them I've met have this stuck up air of stick in their ass.

But that's exactly what Asian girls want? Asian girls love skinny boys with a slightly effeminate appearance.
It's just that it's almost a requirement that you're skinny AND at least above average height and also fashionable.

is that tyler the creator ? damn originalllll

I would, but I'm asian too
In America most Asian girls go after white guys

Which part of California are from negro senpai

I'm 5'10 and I would like to think I'm somewhat fashionable. I've never been called handsome or whatever, just cute or pretty.

Only skinny asian worth dating was Elliot Rodgers but he dipped from this plane of existence a while ago.

>supreme gentlemen btw

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Being the "cute/pretty" type is an interesting spot.
There's the "cute" where you're just "soft" or effeminate looking but still attractive and can definitely still slay when you're younger if you understand what kind of girls are typically after your type, and then there's the "cute" where you just look like someone attached a 10 year old kid's head to an older person's body

I'm definitely more the soft effeminate/pretty boy type. I do look a bit younger than I actually am I'm only 20 though so I guess that's not the worst, but I definitely don't look 10 or anything. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing wrong. Is it because I don't have any social media or anything?

Im not sure user, it could be one of a hundred different things tbqh, I dont know enough to speculate

Good luck though senpai

Thank you. Have a good day yourself

>Filipinos

Flips are literally Asian Mexicans, of course they will get along with whites and Hispanics.

Where the fuck are the thais, unless it means they get along with everybody aready

flips are really friendly in my experience. but very in groupy so you have to be accepted by them (aka talk about dbz or basketball or something)

How does it feel having your women taken away?

im not him but im Asian too and sometimes when im looking at amateur porn and I finish fapping I get really fucking salty and jealous after seeing too many Asian chicks sucking on white dicks.

It's not even the sex that gets me its seeing their Asian girl faces sucking those dicks.. I am fucking deranged, something's likely wrong with my head.

Nah it's normal, you're just envious they enjoy sucking THEIR dicks.

They usually look enthused as fuck when they do it. I ain't ever seen an asian couple be into it.

Middle Eastern background,
Only message I Got form an asian was a man that wanted some middle eastern dick

>I ain't ever seen an asian couple be into it.
I think it's mostly just a size thing. It's just not fun to suck a small cock desu.

"Why dont you just date someone user?"

Im black, love black women (all women, really) and don't trip on bonw or wonb, but I can totally understand this.

Would you ever consider dating a white grill

I am a skinny Asian but I'm male. Don't belive the shitty memes, Asian women want an Asian Chad. There isn't anything else to it.

only if not fat.
most are fat in my town though.

>pointing out a quick image search would demonstrate she's a woman
>smitten
wew

Nigger found

>> approach clerk
>> "hey do you have x or y franchise merchandise in this store"
nihongo de kikimashitaka?

>tfw no Hyon Song Wol gf
>tfw the excellent horse-like lady will never ride you

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More of Hyon Song Wol.
>tfw you will never call her noona and she will never call you oppa

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>tfw you will never call her noona and she will never call you oppa
What does that even mean? Also why is she in a what I assume to be a military uniform? What's her rank?

>nihongo de kikimashitaka
pls don't type in anime anymore. moon runes or stfu.
thx.

She is the boss of the Moranbong band.
Also was negotiating the concert of Chongbong band during Olympic Games in PyongChang, south korea.
Oppa is like onii-chan.
And noona is like the japanese equivalent for the big sister. Some weeaboo could know the word since the japanese cartoons depict this sometimes as well.

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What is the problem? Middle Eastern women are usually fine as hell, if you are into women with large noses.

>background
Please have my condolences, no one willingly chooses to live in the Amerikkka. I hope the situation with US involvement in military conflicts in middle east resolves soon and you can return when country you came from becomes socialist, raising the livelihood above the level of standard american poverty.

Suck it amerimutts, USA is a 3rd world shithole.

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Holy shit this is retarded, originally so.

I live in Japan. There are a couple of problems with what you did.

> I look like a combination of mexican with middle eastern, if anything
This was a big dealbreaker. Japanese girls want white guys, not shitskins. Asians are super racist and Japanese girls are in love with the idea of riding white dick for a night.
> and I'm like 5'5".
They also want TALL white guys
>I'm harmless.
They also want white guys that seem sort of dangerous
> I tried to make everything as fast and concise as possible.
This isn't how flirting works, if you seem nervous or rushed, they'll be short and curt too
> > "hey do you have x or y franchise merchandise in this store"
Japanese don't really respect otaku, and most girls working in a store like that are probably just doing it for the money, not because they're interested in that kind of maniac stuff. You won't have any luck at an otaku store or with clerks in general
> literally every single store I went to in the Akihabara area.
And Akihabara is literally crawling with nerdy disheveled foreigners every single day, any novelty of foreigners would long wear off there when they realise foreigners are just like their loser otaku brother. Go to Roppongi or Hiroo if you want to find some yellow pussy, and go to a western bar like Hub, that's where all the Jap girls go who want the Foreigner Experience

There's no skinny asian for me to date

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This game was great, the sequel not so much.