Suicide

I think i'm going to hang my self from my ethernet cable.

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How long is it? Have you tired tying a noose with it yet?

Masturbate while you're hanging.
Go out with a bang, OP.

Cat5 or Cat6?
5 is more flexible, but 6 is stronger.

To die the way you lived. This is good

Why do suicidal people tell anyone that they are killing themselves? Is it a last ditch effort for attention?

fucking kek. this would be a pretty funny way to die

>suffocating in agony
What a shitty way to die. At least make it instant like exploding or doing something noone dares.

How are you not sure your ethernet cable will break?

How much do you weigh OP? orgin

STOP user, you should just do it with a wifi cable instead

Hey, that would make a pretty cool modern art piece

Obligatory don't do it user
Obligatory livestream plz
Obligatory godspeed user
Obligatory want to talk about it post discord

aka being suffocated by the shitty life you have. instead of some girl's tits

Please dont do it user. If you kill yourself i will cry. I care about you user

no you fucking don't faggot

OP is old

Give me your money before you die at least, I'm broke here.

Please update user

He abandoned thread. Don't bother.

R.I.P user. I hope there is vidya for you in the afterlife fren.