BZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ

>BZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ
>Jeffdanoff, he bought ATHLEAN-X
>Continue ze gains

Attached: 1536527220444.jpg (1005x685, 130K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/Gx8aazl0W8o
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>JESSED

Attached: 1525042696739.jpg (936x756, 111K)

is jeff a snake oil salesman?

He's a rotator cuff dealer

Mainly deals in salvage

>jeff has blessed this thread with dubs

Attached: jeff vision.jpg (426x568, 37K)

Are u the /lgbt/ guy

What video is this from?

Attached: 95E90E66-B8CF-4A7A-8CAB-45CA206C4495.jpg (411x438, 52K)

>he bought ?
laterally rotate his shoulders

Attached: 1520781563052.jpg (227x222, 9K)

>Did anyone say face pulls?

Attached: 1535934906837.jpg (843x712, 40K)

>47583537
Activate ze cuffs

Attached: JEFF.jpg (300x300, 17K)

*ring ring*
>allo?
>"Bogdanoff, our deal was NON-NEGOTIABLE, you should have know that "
>"aaaaahhhh! Monsieur Cavaliere! Sacré Bleu! mon shoulder!"
*drops phone*
>"lets see him PULL his way out of this one"

Attached: 1522590274296.jpg (500x500, 62K)

>he upright rowed?
>impinge them

Attached: bog demon.jpg (789x729, 76K)

The bloatord is the sminem in this universe

Attached: dump_the_bar.jpg (621x699, 50K)

Audible kek

Attached: 1534899841987.gif (193x200, 2.2M)

Fucking saved.

It's the one about cutting for the summer. I can't remember the title.

based

Bump for Impingement

>”erase their memories, without them they wont even remember their powers. Ill make peace on this realm”

Attached: 49437ED7-9CD6-49A4-9C95-8AC6975CC5D4.jpg (1000x581, 237K)

Attached: mp,550x550,matte,ffffff,t.3u1.jpg (550x511, 40K)

>tighten ze ip flexorz
>he strejed?
>tighten ze extensorz

>impinge him

Attached: 1536003006447.jpg (806x538, 80K)

My rotators are far too powerful. You're non-negotiably doomed.

Attached: 1520790219473.jpg (1079x845, 287K)

>Gym mage buffs rotator cuffs
>+5 holy magic resistance

Here we have 43 year Old Jeff Cavalier a personal trainer, he thinks he's here to meet a 13 year old boy(BIG MISTAKE). In the chatroom he has gone under the username "athlean_xxx" .

>Hello my name is Chris Hansen from dateline NBC why don't you have a seat right there sir

I-it's not What it looks like i was just going to train him like an athlete.

>You said here you were going to "pull his face" and "put the (blank) back in (blank)" you are a sick man

I want a lawyer right now (NON NEGOTIABLE)

Attached: ohnonojeff.jpg (400x300, 55K)

I did my dick pulls today, but what about you Jeffie?

Attached: 1520160664815.png (841x465, 804K)

Nice.

Check 'em

Attached: 18sij785a3dxljpg.jpg (800x450, 54K)

lol look how internally rotated his shoulders are. big guy doesn't stand a chance.

Attached: 1536526179139.jpg (227x294, 22K)

i like how jeff is big enough to have a good following and earn dosh but not too famous that memes of him will get stale quick

He's a fucking scam artist, I don't know why you faggots worship him. Jesse has been lifting for more than a year and he's still a fucking twink.

twinks are literally the desirable bodytype

Jesse is paid to be a twink dumbass.

youtu.be/Gx8aazl0W8o

Keked

He’s not even a scam artist. He’s just incredibly mediocre and doesn’t really know what he’s talking about.

In a recent video Jesse claimed to have hit a 180kg deadlift, which isn't that bad for a year of progress and being a skinny twink.

for you gayboi
Isn't Jeff married?
you need to berate him more, he's a fucking walking garbage bag
>claimed
yeah It'll happen when they film it. And I hit 150 in four months starting from 60, so that is fucking nothing.

t.Roman Senator

Saved

Attached: 1487708630712.png (750x780, 124K)

t. snapped rotator cuffs

cringe

Settle down, Jesse

He’s natty you twat. Is reality this warped for you, that you think one year of lifting should make you some shredded god?

Attached: 8A386B0F-C6DE-4F86-A0F0-0D940F8A5DE7.jpg (786x767, 125K)