How to bully people at the gym

My gym only has 1 squat rack and every time i'm there someone is on it, how do I bully them off?

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You don't, you wait your turn you DYEL faggot.

Why would you want to bully your fellow gym mates? make some friends and they’ll be happy letting you work in with them, hell even if they aren’t your friend people are cool with you working in

>Muscle up onto the bar
>Stand up
>Whip our your dick and hiss like a snake.

Works every time.

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Just perform cleans then front squat

dude don't, you're gonna get shot.

Because they take too long to do their half squats

gonna try this tomorrow

>Just outlift them.
You are the strongest person in your gym, right?

>at the gym
>dyel white kid is hogging the rack for an hour deadlifting 1 pl8
>me and my bro ask to work in
>clean his deadlift and start OHPing it
>my bro starts getting loud and some stacies start watching the show
>hand it off to my bro and he hands back to me
>literally ignoring the kid deadlifting
>subtly shove him out of the way unracking it and he stumbles
>he actually fucked off

Lmao last week was hilarious fr

>be at the gym
>only bench is taken up by dyel benching lmao1pl8.
>unrack weight onto my shoulders
>squat for 3 reps before repacking loudly
>say i think you're done here mate.
>he gets up and walks away knowing he has been mogged

So your squat is worse than his bench.

So he was hogging the deadlift rack?

Me and my boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since.

workout near to him and start coughing heavily and pretend you're sick

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here's one that happened about two weeks ago

>be me
>6'4" 235 lbs 12% bf
>hanging out with my boys in front of the gym
>just wrapped up a killer leg day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
>bullshitting around and catcalling the sluts going into and out of the gym
>see a minivan roll into the parking lot and drop off a kid about 25 yards out
>minivan speeds away, check the driver it's a haggard, fat old soccer mom
>kid's walking over to the gym doors, probably like 15 years old, 250+ pounds, cokebottle glasses, acne all over, greasy long hair, the works
>just as he passes by us i call out "what's up shamu?"
>he stops and looks over to us
>"long way from sea world ain't you, boy?"
>my buddies and I laugh, high five each other, he just stands there and looks at us dumbfounded
>i sip my protien shake and say, "what you just gonna stand there starin' like a retard? we don't like fatboys like you 'round here"
>i flick my cigarette butt at him, he flinches and starts walking away looking for him mom's van
>my buddies throughout all this are cracking up
>kid realizes his mom has left, pulls out his cellphone i assume to call her to come pick him up
>walk over to him and smack it out of his hand
>it breaks on the pavement
>"nah, you look like you could use the exercise"
>my buddies lose it, the kid is shaking and staring up at me with tears in his eyes
>"go on now boy, get. 'fore you make me mad"
>he starts heading off out towards the parking lot
Never saw him there again.

Not really a bully but me and this Asian dyel at the gym play this little game. There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. I've done this so many times my trunk is full of like a weeks worth of dyel asian clothes. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me. Guess he is a sore loser that he loses our game.

Based

Nice story.

You sound like the Asian DYEL fantasising about his own cucking.

Based

>be me
>7'11" 390 lbs @ 0.003% bodyfat
>go to this weightlifting gym to see what the U.S. olympic team is doing
>some guy is hogging the squat rack with his measly 320kg
>pull my dick out and beat the bar out of the rack and into my teeth
>spit it into the air into my outstretched arms
>I just invented the motherfucking whip and spit
>tell him he's done here. He slinks off like the beta loser he is
>do a few more sets and then finish up my workout with some 440kg dick pulls

Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

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I wouldn't consider myself a gym bully, but I purposefully go at "peak gym hours" in the evening in early january just so I can mog all the fresh meat and laugh at them doing retarded stuff.

Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Long story short, once you get yourself a dyel asian asswiper, you won’t go back to doing it yourself. Think I’m gonba start him in hormones next week.

This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over and you go to take a piss and it goes everywhere? Well this morning that happened and I went to take a piss at work and this dyel asian was in the urinal next to me and when I went to take a piss all of the urine came out sideways and went all over the asian dyel's work shoes. He was like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU?!" I just said "This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over and you go to take a piss and it goes everywhere? That happened this morning.”, flushed the toilet did a backflip, turned 360 degrees and started moonwalking backwards and left.

Also wanted to add that I’m not really a bully.

kek

>I’m a lazy shit who gets worn out by his workout.

Sounds like you are just disrespectful since your dad is a bitch.

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Stand extremely close to the squat rack and stare at them. Don't be in the way of their lift of course, but establish your imposing presence. I've done this many a time and now whenever I enter the gyn my rack is wiped down and ready to go.

Not my job.

My gym has weight rerack technicians who are specifically trained to do this task. If anything I’m giving them job security.

Do you also windex the mirrors and iron their shirts for them?

Try being an actual person for once.
"How many sets you got left?"
"-2"
"Ok, I call dibs on the rack, leave the plates"
Squat.