Protein farts making room smell

How do I get my farts to not smell like ass and get them to not stick on to shit in my room. The smell is noticeable and lingers for hours I want to fucking die what the fuck

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incense

stop eating powerbars. they suck.

Shittons of fiber and fermented (nonpasteurized) food.

I personally have oatmeal for breakfast and put cocoa powder (3 grams fiber per 10 kcal) in my chocolate whey. I also have apple cider vinegar and probiotic pills.

>tfw sweaty gym thots protein farts

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I switched to vegan protein powder and my protein farts stopped completely. Tastes better than whey as well

>Tasting your own farts

>He doesn’t appreciate the scent of his own flatulence
Never gonna make it faggot

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... is that a kar98k?

nugget

Just become a sadist and learn to enjoy the suffering you cause others

>computeroo

>left handed
>computeroo
>23:..:24

PUBGfag spotted. 1v1 at camp alpha, fag

>switched to vegan protein powder

you mean onions.. you're unironically taking s o y...

Open your damn window

kek

Fucking lol

Looks more like an SVT-40 to me.

>not being aroused by your own musky, pungent proton farts

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nope, neither it's what said, a short mosin-nagant

Jow Forums robs a store

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>not using your your proton farts to decimate your enemies and be a general nuisance to society

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IS THAT A FAMAS??

Not enough feet in in picture.
This is a newfag who's trying to be Jow Forums.

>Jow Forums robs store

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>Fart when other people walk by
>giggle
>give myself away
>"I thought that was her; you have cancer."
>giggle