ITT instant pussy wetters

Can be an object or a word but whatever it is it MUST get pussies wet instantly.

Posted on Jow Forums because i want answers from real chads not Jow Forums incels.

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i got the warrior skull, i got the hunter eyes bitch and you're my prey.

Just grab them.

using judo to rape doesn't count as getting laid

my dad got a silver medal in some european judo tournament in the 70s and somehow still gets laid because of it.
my mom and dad got divorced while i was in college, and it turned out he was still better at pulling college chicks than i was.

>inb4 money

lmao worded it wrong. he'd tell chicks stories of judo comps and shit that was probably all bullshit, but he got girls eating out of the palms of his hands almost every time he went out.
i literally saw my father, who was pushing 60, wear his thirty-something year old medal to the fucking bar
and he got a new girls number almost every time.

>real chads
>goes to Jow Forums

Peeing loud as shit

There's nothing more try hard and cringe than the guy who pulls out a guitar at a party

Its so obvious at this point

I have multiple gold medals in karate. Can I use those?

>guitar
Nigga, I played guitar for 5 years, practicing classical and contemporary styles, and it only got me calloused fingers. The guitar shit is an overplayed meme

maybe, i guess?
if they were at a high level probably. my dad plays his off like his was from a high level, invite only comp so if you can play the prestige thing well you should be good2go

my brother is 44, I'm 23 and he fucks girls younger and hotter than my wife

I wanna be free like him

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shouldn't have gotten married in your 20s, bub

I got some from an invite only comp and some from the us open

Puppies or cute dogs like labs or shiba.
Girls will start convo with you when you are walking one.

Drive an expensive car that isn't a Tesla (unless you want some retarded SJW gf) and you'll wet some pussies.

then you have material to work with. now work on being charismatic enough to not sound like an autist who loves kara te

>chads

Bmw vs audi?

Stop making shit threads
Saged

o knocked her up so I pretty much had to

I stopped doing karate ages ago bro.
I got those medals in hs

>I got those medals in hs
gonna be harder then, unless you're like 22

Its not the medals you fucktards

Yes. even those big ass Mercedes g-wagons would work as well.

>14mpg
Jesus why

My bulge.

Im 20

Being an actual real life horseman. I can walk into any moderately rowdy bar in any major California city and the following will happen in under two hours whether or not I actually drink:
>some drunk city bitch will take my stetson off my head and wear it
>"hey cowboy" *bedroom eyes*
>"omg you have horses omg omg show us pictures, tell us stories" *entire group of women practically sits in my lap*
>some chick's boyfriend approaches to pick a fight because his lady keeps looking at me but he bitches out last minute and either keeps walking or goes full autism mode with gay questions like "uhh are those uhhhhhh r-real spurs?"
>if i show up with a friend several manlet cholos get uncomfortable and leave immediately
>hundreds of gays come out of the woodworks and host a mass exodus from the closet and beg for the "best cock in show" ifyouknowwhatimean
>repeated offers for free shots of jack "for the cowboy" (apparently because watching me drink whiskey is a novelty, people clap and cheer and shit)
>demands that I sing country songs on karaoke and know all the words
>everyone looks to see if I'm singing along when a country song plays on the radio
>if I go to a pool table and fuck around by myself girls approach and want to play too
>cougars everywhere

Tldr:
>Every lady wants to be with a cowboy
>Every man wants to be a cowboy until its time to do cowboy shit

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Girls get wet when I tell them I make music

facts

>Guitars
>Motorcycles
>Arm or face tattoos
>Scars
>Trophies
>Nice kicks
>Good singing voice
>Tight and muscular ass (girls love booty more than men do)
>5 O’clock shadow
>Criminal record

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Be forewarned tho, you need a lot and will only impress those who are not worth spending it on

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One ring to fuck them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in pre-selection bind them

No really, a wedding ring on your hand is a pussy magnet

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Lots of men actually do this in Brazil

I'm rich and live on an tropical island and just surf all day and party all night.

i've had hot girls add me on Instagram and they ended up flying halfway across the globe just to get fucked by me and stay at my beachhouse. I'd put a pic but internet is slow here.