>be me
>Yesterday
>It's my wedding day
>at the alter
>Bride's dad is a judge, so we had him officiate (marry us)
>Dad's killing it, classy routine with some jokes sprinkled in
>"Let me tell you some things about the bride and groom"
>"user is a hard worker, user sucks at golf, etc"
>"user works out... Obviously. I mean just look at him. I mean, he has to since he eats like 10 times a day, but it's a testament to his work ethic and his dedication as a man."
Me and my friend both decided to start lifting at the same time like 6 years ago. He's swole. At the reception, he said "remember when we were skinny fat? You would never have guessed that someday a fucking judge would call you jacked in front of 150 people".
I think I might have made it, boys. Yesterday, I married a woman who looked like a Disney princess and a judge declared that I do even lift in front of a crowd of people. It's worth it bros.
