>be me >Yesterday >It's my wedding day >at the alter >Bride's dad is a judge, so we had him officiate (marry us) >Dad's killing it, classy routine with some jokes sprinkled in >"Let me tell you some things about the bride and groom" >"user is a hard worker, user sucks at golf, etc"
>"user works out... Obviously. I mean just look at him. I mean, he has to since he eats like 10 times a day, but it's a testament to his work ethic and his dedication as a man."
Me and my friend both decided to start lifting at the same time like 6 years ago. He's swole. At the reception, he said "remember when we were skinny fat? You would never have guessed that someday a fucking judge would call you jacked in front of 150 people".
I think I might have made it, boys. Yesterday, I married a woman who looked like a Disney princess and a judge declared that I do even lift in front of a crowd of people. It's worth it bros.
Good shit, user, congratulations. Now I'd tell you to go enjoy the moment elsewhere before the 'bwaah wristlet/heightlet/etc' fags emerge.
Daniel Gomez
Nice man, do you run?
i do construction work and it's physically taxing but i want to get fit for rugby which involved running, i guess i have the sort of "natural" strength but am unfit as hell.
Matthew Myers
Atta guy. Time to start grinding 2nd Tier. Now the real fun begins. Don't forget you never truly make it.
Just for warm up before lifting. Do starting strength. Lifting combined with a physical job will keep your bodyfat low enough that you won't need cardio at first
Matthew Jackson
Congrats, legit happy for you, OP. Now fuck off forever, you now normie shitbag.
Jackson Reyes
nice, i want to train for sports though, so i probably will keep weight training but try focus more on cardio than weights thanks
Jeremiah Gray
alpha finger thickness
congratulations
Jason Flores
Once spaceghostpurp called my buddy a crab in the bucket over twitter, good times man.
Henry Diaz
Ah fuck. I guess I'll go make a Facebook profile now.
Dylan Bennett
how old are you?
Tyler King
Congratulations man. Remember to keep working at it to not lose it!
31. Decided to get fit around 23. Legit hit a second stride of my life. Started hanging out with more sociable people, got more confident around girls, etc. Met my wife at a bar 4 years ago. Finally decided to man up and make it official last year.
Luis Clark
Congratz dude wish you the best and many healthy babies!
I married my gf and 3 months later she got pregnant before marrying we were living 1 entire year with my parents from the very moment the baby left his tummy she went completely nuts, this was 7 months ago she locked herself in the house with the baby, the first days she constantly asked me why I was leaving (to work), she said that I was going to sleep at my parent's house, she never kissed me again but at the same time kicked me of the house because I stayed talking to a (female) neighbor for 30 minutes, she rejects my family, specially my mother, doesn't let me be alone with my daughter and a fucking ton of other things I left her a week ago the female brain is really something
Kevin Bell
What an ugly ill fitting ring wtf lmao, are you trying to be Big Daddy Kane or something?
Jason Moore
Post wife
Grayson Parker
ouch user, what the hell is wrong with grills brain srsly ?
Angel Rogers
Congrats user! Don't know what they say in the US but in my country we wish 'have a stone house'; meaning have a strong household that shall never crumble.
Ayden Mitchell
>the female brain is really something. Woman are in most cases underdeveloped, weak-minded, easily susceptible for mental illnesses to the point where we men think it's just how a woman mind works. They're strange inferiour creatures sadly. Wish it was different.
They aren't used to their instincts being wrong. And by wrong I mean anti-social and bad for their own wellbeing and that of those closest to them.
We males are used to tell instinct to shut up, by puberty we know we can't fuck everything that moves. Girls don't have that fucking drive, they have other drives, and in general they're considered acceptable, like the instinctual drive to flock to strong (not only physically) males and test males close to her for that strength. When those crazy post-partum instincts hit, they're already trained to accept them and act on them, so they will.
Congrats, dude, hope your kids will mire you the same. Godspeed!
Gavin Stewart
That is interesting. I worry about settle with my gf now desu. She doesn't want kid anyway but she already have some crazy moments so idk what to think about that. It would be easier if I liked men.
Josiah Gonzalez
>It would be easier if I liked men. it would be slightly harder to have kids tho
Leo Williams
This is why we desperately need a return of stoicism. Either the stoics return or our society will crumble.
You have made it, user!! Thanks for the inspiration. Be a good husband and father!
Xavier Miller
More of a why the fuck arent you spending more time balls deep in your wife
Henry Rogers
Machine
Nicholas Campbell
How tall are you?
Nathan Richardson
Congrats user! Genuinely hope your marriage works out and you stay happy unlike mine
>Be me >Married >Wife starts cutting herself outta the blue >This shits gotta stop >Shoots herself with a 9mm point blank on purpose >Noped.jpg the fuck outta there >Pic related
Marriage is retarded. But it she's as pretty as you say; you have, in fact, made it.
Owen Reyes
I dunno, we was married for around a year, everything was chill, bills was paid etc until she decided self harming was a good idea, attention would be my guess
We went to a shrink after she cut herself, got her meds changed, then literally 2-3 days after the shrink she shot her foot, I'm not gonna waste my time on some cunt who can't be happy when the world is full of girls
Was also worried she'd decide to shoot me desu
Cooper Williams
Thank God you left. You need to look out for yourself. She could have pulled some crazy shit on you.
Ethan Rogers
>"user works out" is the only good thing he could think of saying about you >there is literally nothing worthwhile about you other than the fact that you spend half your time picking up heavy things like an autist
I feel for the father, his daughter must be a superficial dumb thot, and he tried hard to put a positive spin on OP's only "quality", which is in reality nothing but an expression of extreme insecurity.
Justin Jenkins
He never said that was the only thing said about him you bitter brainlet
Jayden Thompson
Based and redpilled
Anthony Harris
Congratulations OP! Thanks for letting us know that we can all make it, also don't listen to the crabs. Have a Buddha on me, as gifting it will bring you luck and prosperity.
Getting married was the best decision I ever made. Don't let the incels and bitter mgtow types ruin it for you.
Go find a nice cute girl from a stable family and you won't believe how happy married life will make you.
Andrew Nguyen
I'm guessing English isn't your first language huh?
Tyler Bailey
Good show chap
Leo Barnes
agreed
Jose Torres
My gf has anxiety and sometimes she starts crying seemingly over absolutely nothing just some thought she conjured up in her head.
ive been with her for 3 months right now and things are perfect between us, loads of sex, and we are totally in love but is she quite likely to go crazy as things go on? especially when kids are involved?
I wifed a crazy thot back in the day. Now she's a MILF, and much less crazy.
Work with her. Encourage her to see a psychiatrist, no shame in doing that. There is probably some past abuse that caused her trauma. There's no shame in taking meds to increase qualof life. The best you can do is be understanding (even if you have no fucking idea what the absolute fuck is going on), hug, love, and support her emotionally.
Jacob Ramirez
My mom is like that too sometimes and it worked for her and my dad for 22 years now despite it. Thinking about it now, maybe thats where I got my depression and suicidal tendencies from.
Adam Hill
im the total opposite to her, im calm, collected and confident in most situations, and thats what i do tbf, i just reassure her and tell her its all gonna be fine and that i love her. crying is usually a great therapy for her she crys for 5-10 mins and then she is totally sweet
I was mainly thinking of some of the horror stories ITT where the girl just becomes unmanageable, i can deal with anxiety
Isaac Martin
>she quite likely to go crazy as things go on >hen kids are involved
