>Heyy darling! How was your day?
Heyy darling! How was your day?
William Martinez
Colton Jenkins
There's appears to be a growth on your upper lip.
Josiah Taylor
Miserable, wageslaving is hard. Gonna skip bath, dinner and you and just go to bed.
Oliver Wilson
i am of disapoint of yuo
Jose Gonzalez
Fuck you, that's not my waifu.
Gavin Thompson
It is called a moe fang
Nathan Morgan
these threads make me happy, because i can experience what this is like, but sad that itll never happen
Jace Butler
why is she crying ;_;
she gonna make me cry
Tyler Long
I will never know this feel. Not even originally.
Parker Hall
>hard but no harder than my dick got when I saw you
Levi Howard
Horrible like usual
Jaxson Brown
Better. I love you, trap-wife.
Benjamin Price
Man, I wish Astolfo would fuck me in the mouth.
Michael Jackson
>no harder than his dick tho
Chase Ross
I think she (he) is happy to see you.
Brandon Edwards
Why is this vile faggot in my house? Where is my waifu? Can I kill it?
John Wright
I'll take her with me.
Nolan Reyes
>chop his weiner
>force for a cosplay of your female waifu
>live happy for rest of your life
Bakagaijin
Matthew Gray
That's not my waifu (husbando), but if there was an arranged or forced marriage between me and Astolfo, I'd be happy to see her (him) and would gladly hug her (him) every day when returning home.
Xavier Wright
Do girls (female) cosplay Astolfo?
Aiden Phillips
>someone at home to welcome you in
I don't care if it was a man, trap, girl, or doggo.
It would make me so happy
i think ima go adopt a doggo
Gabriel Howard
You can actually fuck a dog too, nice choice.
Ryan Scott
I'd suck his cock while my waifu watches and pleasures herself.
Sebastian Wright
I know one at least one here in AZ.
Jackson Brooks
>tfw no one will ever come home to you so you can give them a nice homecooked meal and be happy to see them
Brody Wright
I can't imagine what that feels like so I don't know if I really feel sad.
I can't imagine someone being home to greet me and I can't imagine myself ever being excited for someone coming over that lives with me. Human interaction is hard.
Carson Sullivan
>you will never be greeted by your cute gf, wife or even trap at your house when off from work
>she will never refer you as her darling!!!
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Gabriel Perry
tfw no overly excited housewaifu gf that just starts hugging you super tight the second you come home from work
:(
maybe i should give vr girlfriends a chance
Mason Hernandez
>Great, what's for dinner?
>I got a promotion today, honey, what have you been up to?
>*big smootch* where's my little (child)? I want a hug
>these are all sentences I desperately want to say but won't be able to
:(
Life is shit, mayne
Alexander Ramirez
nah dogs fuck for like a minute on men before they knot and just pull out. They also dig in so hard and thrust so fast its not satisfying in the slightest
Easton Morales
>Fuck you, that's not my waifu.
Idiot
Aiden Murphy
>ywn have a lum gf following you around
Carson Lopez
You break in and wear my cloths one more fucking time ill wring your neck and jam you into the dryer on high.
Dylan Martinez
>Using darling when honey is objectively superior
Landon Adams
>Not snookums
Elijah Moore
Sorry, wrong house.
*slaps door in his faggot face*
Charles Kelly
>Hii! It was great! We made a lot of progress, the project is going great! Oh, I like your apron haha, what you cookin?
Angel Fisher
its called a malignant tumor
Luis Reyes
Actually almost cried. Feelsbadman
Tyler Moore
Even though everything in my life is going fine, I want.
Jason Clark
Gtfo my house you fucking faggot, I am legally allowed to kill you for breaking in. You have 2 seconds to get out
Nathaniel Lewis
>You will never come home to you waifu hugging you and asking how your day was
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.