/britfeel/

decided on not spending my 30 quid on a night out lads, bought shenmue 1+2 instead

same lid. gonna have to ask mummy for a loan but i don't know what to say

How do you deal with being a huge failure in life?
I'm not saying this about myself. I mean you. The person reading this. How do you deal with being a huge failure in life?

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>me dad found a bag of weed and gave it to me
ok

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I'm on day 4 of NoFap. I can just feel it lads. This attempt is the ONE

I have literally installed porn filters on my computer

by not thinking about it.
simple as

daily reminder brits are all a shower of cunts especially the english cause they have a fucking massive unwarranted superiority complex over everyone else in the uk and can go fuck themselves

there's no such thing as failure if you find inner peace. Failure is only something that can be perceived and felt by the ego of the false self

That image is my life

>he doesn't want to be a big boi
I've got another 8kg to put on lad

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Lads, best nightclubs in the UK?

Gotta be XOYO, Dalston Superstore, Subclub, Oval Space, Egg and Corsica Studios

Smart decision lad you'll get many more hours of enjoyment as opposed to one night out

waheeey I'm upside down

got it pre-ordered lad, going to play using the original controls for the good ol' fashioned annoyance

based daddy

You're tiny lad.

reflex init

Watching Disenchantment

Not good

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is piss lass online

I alternate between pretending my meagre achievements are more impressive than they actually are, and hoping that I will achieve something significant in the future.

>shut in NEET googles 'best nightclubs in the UK' to try and fit in with the normie conversation
HOWLING

Well that's why I'm wolfing down shakes innit lad

I wish I was middle class and my parents had more money. I look at youtube videos, photos and meet people from these background and their lives seem so comfortable. Money makes everything easier.

I've only ever played Shenmue 1. Cost me 60 quid, never got around to buying shenmue 2 because it was pretty much the same price

>piss lass
who dis? never heard of her(him?)

sometimes i get a stiffy when i eat nice food

girl who pisses her knickers, has probably posted knickers ITT before

I'm a failure because of the realisation that there's no such thing as success
the futility of existence begets suicidal urges
I'm only denying them because of a sense of obligation to my disappointed parents; hope something kills me soon

the best nightclubs are the ones that don't have you pay your way in

is the dubtrack up tonight lads i'm feeling sad and want your edgy music

Try not being such a self-pitying loser

do you have a piss fetish lad?

I feel bad about my flame, you're right lad keep drinking those shakes and you'll be yuge in no time lad.
I believe in you.

reflex only costs 1bong to get in

>shut in neet

You're projecting mate.

Fuck off retard all nightclubs charge entry and the better the club the more they charge because in good clubs people only buy one bottle of water.

yea i like it when they wet themselves

The mad 80s bar in glasgow all the cougars go to? Never been in but walked past a few times, looks fucking terrifying

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>all nightclubs charge entry
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

self-hatred=/=self-pity

>moni hack and leaked

probably wants you to offer him a smoke lad

i think theres reflexes everywhere lad, well nto everywhere but theres a few

If a nightclub doesn't charge for entry it's probably in some chav shithole town and everyone in there is drunk.

my mum wet herself yesterday

Most clubs are shit because the people in them are shit. Unless you are a trendy young person your club experience is probably piss poor.

I dont care about material wealth but a quiet enviroment would make a lot of difference. I find that the worst thing about being working class is living in an area full of chavs.

most middle class people don't have a lot of money nowadays, maybe upper middle class

not him but free clubs are a very common thing, it doesn't say anything to the quality of the club. some of the best clubs i've ever been to were free to get into

Absolutely disgusting. Rank.

cute did she get emabrisd

"How much have you had lid? Nah, try somewhere else lid, think you've had a bit too much"
dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids
It's always up lad, just not always necessarily people in there. It's Saturday night so need to hear Whigfield and Vengaboys at least once.

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rainbows in birmingham was like 4-8 quid and everyone was on mdma and only buying water

This. I'm 23 now and the only clubs I really go to are rock clubs even though it's not my favourite type of music. the people inside are just more fun to be around

>it doesn't say anything to the quality of the club.

It absolutely does.

It says it's a booze club rather than somewhere for people to take pills and listen to seriously good dance music.

Secondly it says the DJ is probably shit and the music policy is equally shit.

Thirdly it says it's in a shit small town and not a big proper city.

>Some of the best clubs I've ever been to were free to get into

List the best clubs you've ever been to.

But both apply to you. Make the effort to actually do something with your life and not be so pathetic, and you'll come to see that there's more to life than what you have now.
You clearly don't have the balls to kill yourself so you have nothing to lose

y-yes she has problems holding it after giving birth to me.

>Thirdly it says it's in a shit small town and not a big proper city.
I wouldn't say Newcastle is a small town lad

good 3 of us in now lad, I'm in whenever I'm on my pc tbqh

No see now it just feels patronising
Fuck you, GUARANTEE I'm more /aesthetic/ than you

Lads, Im one step closer to fulfiling a fantasy of mine:

>Used to be line managed by tall ginger qt
>Develop bit of a crush on her
>She's no longer my manager (hasnt been for over a year)
>Been fantasising about doing footstuff with her (cuz footfag)
>Never really got to see her feet fully, shes in sandals at best or nylons
>Have a 'team away day' next week
>Theres gonna be a mindfullness/meditation exercise for 15 minutes
>Find out it involves being barefoot the whole time
>Ill finally get to see her feet in their full glory
>Gonna sit opposite her so I can see her soles

Next step is to stick them in my face somehow

Had a nap this afternoon lads and had dream that Kieran Trippier scored a freekick in the football and then when I woke up and checked the football scores he had scored a freekick.

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>seriously good dance music
HOWLING at this

i don't know any rave kind of clubs where people take pills that charges 15 quid entry

not him. I think you are both talking about different types of clubs. He is probably on about the types of clubs where people are mostly drunk and they play remixed versions of chart music.

That' awesome man. I am on day 18. Furthest I've ever gone. You can do it mate.

Once you've gone to a club and pelted out to Paramore, Fallout Boy and Panic At The Disco with your mates, it changed my whole opinion on clubs. I can't go to top 40 dance music clubs anymore, everyone in there cares too much. It's like they go out for the sole purpose to pull, it's a bit depressing.

>primitive technology guy is getting over 6000 dollars per video of him building mud huts and shit lads
wtf

>He is probably on about the types of clubs where people are mostly drunk and they play remixed versions of chart music.

Yeah I am assuming that. Fucking sad small town losers in this thread.

This desu it is all about the alternative places

>tfw you I them both for the dreamcast which I foolishy sold when I got a PS2 way back

bought another dreamcast a couple of years ago but was put off the price of the shenmues, like the games but 55-60 for a decent copy is too much

>you'll come to see that there's more to life than what you have now
woah...intentionally vague open-ended promise to con me into participating in society...really makes me want to continue living
absolutely meaningless platitude mate; or do you have you told yourself it enough to believe it?
>You clearly don't have the balls to kill yourself
yet

Interesting coincidence but he did score that freekick in the WC too so you may have had that in mind. I'm sure you knew Spurs were playing today as well

ehhhhhhhhhhh idk about lad.

I've always wanted to go to a rock/metal/alt place

Well tbf im from a big city I only know them types of clubs and they are same type that all the normies go to. I think proper raves are more niche

>being this 'cool'

Can I follow you on Instagram m8?

>Once you've gone to a club and pelted out to Paramore, Fallout Boy and Panic At The Disco with your mates
being this much of a faggot

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POST PICS YOU PUSSY I WILL FUCKING HAVE YOU

No, it's coming from someone who had the same shitty thoughts as you and was a miserable NEET, now in the process of getting my shit together. You're lazy and pathetic and need to change your mindset completely if you want a chance at doing something with your life.

They are ok sometimes but most of them are filled with spergs. If you aren't trying to look cool and want to have a laugh they can be fun.

why

do

you

type

like

this

it's fucking dumb

You are literally living my dream life i envy you enormously

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I'm not interested in looking cool but it would be nice if the 90db music was something I actually liked and could enjoy

>If you aren't trying to look cool and want to have a laugh
This is what every club should be like though. 18-20 years old going to clubs trying to look cool make me cringe so much. Those people that put too much effort into how they look and getting photos with their friends for social media are embarrassing

You don't know shit mate. Stay in your box.
No but over 500 people do.

what /britfeel/ conspiracy theories do you believe in?

>No but over 500 people do.

That's not that many really.

You'll have to ask Homeless Chan for permission to see that, im her boy slave.

*goes to tim byrne's house and annoys him*
DARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

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>but over 500 people do

...this has got to be bait. Surely?

dont understand why you would go to the club to listen to tracks that you could listen to at home. can you even make a decent sounding mix with that kind of music? how do you dance to it? weird

You are all paid by my parents to talk to me, either as part of an ai or individuals that play characters.
None of my friends on here are real.

It's a lot for anyone who isn't a woman or a very good looking man.

Considering i used to be friends with chads and normies, I think I do. None of them went to raves, they went to normie clubs on the pull.