Can we have a thread about sex?

can we have a thread about sex?

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unoriginally overhyped

what makes you say such things?

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Sexual intercourse is for gays.

who spends time and effort into making this? i didn't laugh once or even smirk

it really depends on who you're having sex with. i thought it would fix all my problems when i was younger and struggled with virgin anxiety and it was nice when i lost it but it wasn't until i met my current gf that i had sex that blew my mind and i could understand why people have been making such a huge deal about it and even inspired poetry and music

nigger every thread that isn't about something robots can blame their incompetence on is about sex

but this thread is only about sex and how great it is to have it

Pretty good, not worth crying over. I have only had a few really mind boggling orgasms from sex.

not that most robots would understand, but having sex with the same person over and over for a long time can make for amazing sex, because you know exactly what you both want and can do everything just right. however can't deny the excitement and accomplishment that is to bag a new hotties every once in a while, def gonna miss bachelor lifestyle

sex is very overrated

this original shit is pissing me off

>bag a new hotties every once in a while
>def gonna miss bachelor lifestyle
sounds like a guy who doesn't get that much puss

it's not bad but porn makes it seem like ecstasy and it's not.

>when she shows as much enthusiasm as a pile of bricks
>when she never initiates
>when she tells you all the things NOT to do instead of what she would like
>when she doesnt communicate at all
>when she gets mad when you are persistent
>when she likes being treated like shit by chad
>when she is A-sexual for YOU

who else has a dysfunctional relationship?

>tfw you can't stay rock hard like when masturbating
life is suffering

Seems a bit gross.

It sounds like stirring macaroni. Sometimes there's a whiff of poo. Bodily fluids and potentially diseases are exchanged. If a pregnancy happens, your life is ruined.

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No thanks.

>Anjelica / Snejanna
good choice

>>when she shows as much enthusiasm as a pile of bricks
>>when she never initiates
>>when she tells you all the things NOT to do instead of what she would like
>>when she doesnt communicate at all
>>when she gets mad when you are persistent


Had this exact thing. What pushed me over the edge is when she would be okay with never doing anything sex related ever again. After she told me that I shut down hard. I didn't break up with her for another six months because I didn't realize how bad that was at the time.

It wasn't until a while later I called her out on how fucked that was. She told me she didn't mean it and she was sorry. I couldn't believe her and I didn't know why.

I realized that it was so easy to believe her saying she didn't want it because that's how she had treated it for FIVE YEARS.

That was the beginning of the end, I just wish I had had the foresight to just end it then rather than dragging it out and things deteriorating even more.

females can never admit to anything, and they certainly dont have the reason or rationale to even understand why they are the way they are.

females are stupid and a waste of time.

Sex is for making babies. That's the big mystery. It's not your fetish. Being a faggot is not an identity. Using another human to masturbate is pointless. Seeking only the fleeting pleasure of orgasm is a never ending endeavor because orgasm alone doesn't produce results. You must ejaculate inside of a female in order to reproduce. It is your most important purpose in life. Otherwise you die and your ancestry with you. As well as every single person who would have come after you. Now you know. Get out there and knock somebody up. Only if you are both white though.

Hahaha you fucking idiots waited way to long and didn't put a baby in then. Aa far as ger stupid little female brain is concerned, you are a failure as a mate because you couldn't fulfill what is literally her only reason for existing: making a baby.
Maybe next time you will make sure to choose a woman who actually likes you, first of all, and respects your leadership as a man.

>kissing girls
Hahaha oh wow now THATS what i call gayyyy

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I fucked several hookers with a condom. What's the chance that I have syphilis or HIV?

Syphilis is curable
HIV can be treated to the point where you basically have a normal life, except that you have to take a small cocktail of pills regularly