/FPH/

there is always need for a /fph/

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Translation:

My name is Schenee Murry and I'm from Indianapolis, Indiana and I was on a weight loss show "My 600-Lb. Life" to lose weight and conquer my dreams. Through the course of the show I was rushed to Texas to save my life, but the show turned into just a scheme to broadcast my business for the purpose of humiliating me for the sake of ratings. This was not a real or true story of my struggle with obesity, and I would like you to "Join the Fight for Schenee", a fund I put together so that people can hear the truth of my everyday struggles and support me through them. Everyone has a story like mine even if there are differences, and if you're scared to share them let me start by being your voice! REMEMBER there's NO man that's perfect before the eyes of our Lord Jesus Christ son of God. We all have our good and our bad, our skeletons in the closet. Will you join our fight? Because it's not mine anymore. I wanted to go home but I'm not giving up and neither should you.
"Team Schenee" - GoFundMe


I think I have 100% accurately and faithfully translated her Niggerish into English.
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Miring that amount of cheese TBQH senpai.
>She puts the chocolate on top.
I fucking lost it. WHAT?!

How could someone do this? What the fuck.

What is this from ?

I wanted to see the final product if I'm honest - anyone have part 2?

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Didn't she dieded?

My Jow Forums folder is comprised of the most horrific bodies imaginable, the most amazingly sexy women, the most aesthetically fit men, and memes.

Why didn't I sub-folder separate everything from the start? Scrolling through my folder for images to upload just confuses my dick every damn time.

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Omg I didn't realise she was upside down

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Neither did I. Holy shit.

>when you're so fat that your anatomy becomes a series of indistinguishable blobs

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OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHA

Wrestlemania 3

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cringe

Walking 5k burns like 400 calories.
>Lemme quick eat 2000!
>I gotsta treat mahself!

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why do poor blacks always have such retarded names? Schenee?? What the fuck? Sounds like some kind of german curse word.
>Schnell dumpkopfen! Der Fürher hasst du juden! Du schenee sind widerlich!

Your doing God’s work user.

>that fundraising page write up
>only raise $85
Burn that bitch for fuel. I'm sure she could lower Indiana's energy expenditures by a lot

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Well, "Schnee" in german is "snow".
So a malformed version of that word, maybe.
I dunno man, fucking gas the niggers.

hot

Making that colony was the worst idea ever.

same here user, fucking landwhales

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>My Jow Forums folder is comprised of the most horrific bodies imaginable, the most amazingly sexy women, the most aesthetically fit men, and memes.
tfw my Jow Forums folder is made of fictional characters and DBZ music because I don't like having pics of naked guys on my computer

I don't have any naked guys on my computer.
The fact that you assumed that's what I meant proves you're a fag though.

Wtf when you think it's done she just keeps going.

God damned cheese goblin.

> I mean fuck i'd eat it sti-- *Puts chocolate on it*

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Fuck... me too

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Buddy, you're on Jow Forums, what else could you have meant?

MY MOTHER IS SCARING ME


She has shitty iron levels because she a cunt who won’t do the right things, she keeps talking about how tired she is and that she will make the doctors give her a hysterectomy, and that she has to go through some other surgery before they will give her the hysterectomy, it was called a “blah-something idk”. Talking to me about how healthy and good she’s been (fucking liar) and used it as an excuse to get beer bottles and said “FUCK IT IVE BEEN GOOD I DONT CARE!” She has no sense of responsibility and she told me her dr said her low iron levels are ruining her heart (yeah dumbass can’t be the morbid obesity, smoking, irregular binging and starving hmmm...)

She won’t stop overeating and won’t exersise enough and won’t eat fruit, she smokes and neglects her iron pill medicine, pretends to have allergies to gluten/grains/dairy/carbs/sugar, doesn’t drink enough water etc.

Her celiac test came back negative.

She won’t listen to me, and it looks like she’s going to die before I can show her cool video games I’m going to make after I learn python, what do I do? She needs to see my video games damn it.

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Also she still has kids and I ain’t raising those bpd zoomers

>I might still think people were right to hate me
are fatties this mentally soft?

to be fair if she's really fat walking 3 miles probably burns more calories than if a normal person walked 3 miles. That is assuming he didn't stop to sit down every 50 feet.

that is an entire second person growing off of her, jesus christ

I think it's a him, but who can say with fatties

Me too until you pointed out

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lmao what age is that thing lol

>she is upside down

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How the fuck does that thing walk or stand? How the fuck can someone find that thing fappable or inspiring? Hashtags like that should be fucking banned what the fuck

Just been reading an article about fat people possibly paying more healthcare costs, this thing is golden:

A natural response to this cost would be to say that the people imposing it on society should be required to pay it.
>And yet it turns out that the obese already do pay something resembling their fair share of medical costs, albeit in an indirect way. Overweight workers are paid less than similarly qualified, thinner colleagues

>It’s also worth noting that the obese, as well as any of the rest of us suffering from a medical condition affected by behavior, already have plenty of incentive to get healthy. But we struggle to do so. Daily life gets in the way. Inertia triumphs.

>The solutions to these problems are beyond the control of any individual. They involve a different sort of responsibility: civic — even political — responsibility.
nytimes.com/2009/08/16/magazine/16FOB-wwln-t.html

Someone needs to walk up and slap that cheese out of her(?) stupid fat mouth.

I remember when I was at my heaviest, approaching 300 pounds, I was out and about and eating a sandwich at a bus stop, and this old foreign lady walked up to me and said "You need to stop eating, you're already too fat". Changed my fucking life, I mean everyone I know already told me I was fat, but to have a complete stranger come up and say this out of the fucking blue, like seriously, she actually crossed the road to come and tell me that, and then crossed back over to go back to whatever she was doing, that was what really gave me the jolt I needed. That was like ten years ago now, I'd probably have died of a heart attack if not for that old woman, fuck, to think of it, she's probably dead now... But she'll live on in my heart. Like, she wasn't even malicious or anything, I still remember it, she had a genuine warm smile and spoke with a tone of voice that told me she actually cared. A fucking saint that lady was.

I'd go around telling fat people to stop eating but I'm too autistic, maybe when I'm an old man and less threatening.

I thought it was just a massive dick in black underwear

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The only way to fight eating disorders is obesity

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it's fine if it's her cheat day

>she needs to see my video games damn it
I might be wrong, but I sense some sadness or impending sadness. At the very least it hit me with empathy sadness fuck.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. My only idea would be you have to shock her, make her stare her own mortality in the face. Make it very clear she'd be leaving her kids behind. Good luck and godspeed brah.

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Nigga every day is her cheat day.

*Cheat Year

thats actually pretty adorable. well done you, that you didnt shrug it off.

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WTF IS THAT?!??!
>America's Finest
I felt like puking just watching this.

>other ppl are responsible for my fat ass
Fuck this gay earth

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wow, wasting an almost perfect body. good job.

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Wasnt there a Judge Dread comic with this exact fucking thing?

keto?

It's strange how there are only two possible body types, obese or bony skinny. You can't possibly be normal weight or even an athletic build. She could have looked great if she started exercising while eating more

A lot of dumb black parents give their kids retarded names because they "sound" African.
>Daquan
>Shaniqua
>etc

they've also taken to naming them things like "procepia" and "newport"
i shall delet this as it was already itt

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TIL sweded does pizza worse than burgerstan

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>bananas and pineapples on pizza
as an italian, this triggers me to no end. Literally shaking rn. i can't even

>NAAFP

youtube.com/watch?v=Mk--xRoQyzA

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Bring shaming back. We need more shame in our cultures.

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Basato fratello triggerato

>anime images of muscular dudes you admire is somehow less gay than admiring real life muscular dudes.

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german 'reality tv'
they hire welfare trash and have them act out ridiculous scripts on camera

basically some tv producers were like
>dude lets hire some ugly fatty and make her eat gross shit on tv lmao
>dude lets also make her cook some disgusting meme pizza with chocolate and wieners lmao

So how chubby can you conceivably be before your physical fitness is dangerously impaired?
I'm trying to resolve my love of thicc chicks with my desire for a fit and healthy partner

Man, it bums me out that Val Kilmer looks like shit now

Maybe its time? To do the right thing?

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Fuck off you fucking blogger with your retarded ass comics

Daily reminder that HAES/fat acceptance is a way for liberals to turn their laziness into a social movement and forcibly silence anyone who disagrees.

>b-but there are fat conservatives! Trump is fat!

I know. But only liberals are pathetic enough to make it a social movement and rally in its favor. A liberal would rather attempt to be a """""revolutionary""""" and force society to adapt to their backwards ass world view than develop discipline and work towards a positive goal. Disgusting and pathetic.

>b-b-but I'm a liberal a-and

No. Pic related is what any liberal trying to argue with this thread looks like.

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>NY Times

It's always libcuckold publications publishing this brainwashing and cope. And libtards are LITERALLY NOT allowed to disagree with their puppet masters lmao.

I don't understand the milk or ok hand

This is what happens when society coddles losers and encourages the attitude of "whut evea, I'll do whut I want shitlords"

These "people" come from homes with liberal parents who are like "oh I don't want to spank or discipline my kids because it'll stifle their creativity. It's society who should pay for my lack of responsibility! We need more welfare money!

Oh, it's cool if my daughter majors in womyns studies off of tax payer money and blows random hobos under the overpass for more abortion money. I don't want to """slut shame""" her.

Oh it's cool if my son is a shut in neck beard who plays video games and drinks 2 liters of soda. I don't want to "trigger" him!

Then 18 years later little baby liberal junior is all hopped up on welfare because his dumbass parent never taught him the value of hard work and he's breaking into my car for more heroin money. And I'm not going to stand for that. If liberals won't discipline their children, I will. And that lesson will be written in hot lead.

This is also why I support abortion as a Republican.

Think of who gets abortions. Liberal women with no morals anyway, they'd rather attended feminist rallies and freebase crack cocaine than discipline their kids. I say fuck em, abort all of their bloodline, every dead liberal is a blessing. They should hand out vouchers for free abortions in front of the democratic national convention.

>propecia
>newport

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1:43 "Do you believe in God?"

God is dead and you ate Him.

Yeah but youre assuming that everyone is a mature man that wont cry and play the victim in that situation

Reminder that political derails are made by fat fucks trying to torpedo threads.
Post body and prove me wrong.

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requesting boogie images

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Here's one from the porn blog he had

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JUST GO ON A PSMF UNTIL YOURE NO LONGER FAT JESUS CHRIST HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT?

anybody have full episodes of this? Could only find clips in a yt channel named fettfeld

>I can show her cool video games I’m going to make after I learn python
you won't make vidya if you learn python
learn c# + unity

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>puts on chocolate.

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Ja Mate!

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>fatcrossfitbabe

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